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prototype
posted on 08-28-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Fu to the old guy going 35 in the left lane of the FDR.Don't drive if your're over 80 you f'en tool.Put him in a god dam home.

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BaLLooN NoT
posted on 08-28-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Don't drive if your're over 80 you f'en tool

or when they are driving 45 in the HOV lane on the LIE... or in the left lane on the LIE...or acctually FUCKING DRIVING PERIOD!!!!


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This message was edited by BaLLooN NoT on 8-28-01 @ 5:42 PM
CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 08-28-2001 @ 5:51 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Yea i second this FU..I got stuck driving behind
Grandpa Moses today...I could walk backwards
faster then what he was driving!Grrr And dont u
love it when its on a two way street and they
swerve from side to side so u cant even cut em
off!! I cant stand that!!


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posted on 08-28-2001 @ 8:15 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Fu to old people driveing

Fuck you to young people trying to spell DRIVING

WookiePoolParty
posted on 08-28-2001 @ 8:25 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Basically, here's the general rule:

If you're being passed on the right, you are driving to fuckin' slow. Move over and let the rest of us get on with our lives.

And, I know there are people out there who get on their high horse and stay at 55 in the left lane as some kind of moral statement because "it's the speed limit." That's not your fucking job! Leave it for the cops, you pretentious bastards. The highways are not a soapbox. People driving too slow cause more accidents than speeders...


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Ashley the Goer
posted on 08-28-2001 @ 8:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Put him in a god dam home.


Hey Painter-
Fuck you to young people trying to spell DAMN.

Ashley the Goer
posted on 08-28-2001 @ 8:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
Ooh, Ooh Painter. I found another one-
quote:

Don't drive if your're over 80 you f'en tool.


Fuck you to young people trying to spell YOU'RE.




This message was edited by Ashley the Goer on 8-28-01 @ 8:57 PM
Claire
posted on 08-28-2001 @ 9:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Classic bit - The "old guy in a hat driving". Does anyone remember who the comedian was that first pointed this out in that particular way? I can't. Maybe Blake Clark?
quote:

And, I know there are people out there who get on their high horse and stay at 55 in the left lane as some kind of moral statement because "it's the speed limit."
This happened to me, I wasn't driving. My psycho friend played Chicken with the asshole and FORCED him to speed up. Very scary, though morally correct.


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posted on 08-28-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Wow 3 in one short post.

Rules of the road.

Middle lane=speed limit or a little above
Right lane=speed limit or a little lower
Left lane=Passing and way above speed limit

BaLLooN NoT
posted on 08-28-2001 @ 10:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Basically, here's the general rule:

If you're being passed on the right, you are driving to fuckin' slow. Move over and let the rest of us get on with our lives.

And, I know there are people out there who get on their high horse and stay at 55 in the left lane as some kind of moral statement because "it's the speed limit." That's not your fucking job! Leave it for the cops, you pretentious bastards. The highways are not a soapbox. People driving too slow cause more accidents than speeders...


yea what he said.....:)


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posted on 08-28-2001 @ 10:16 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
My rule is to NEVER drive behind anyone wearing a hat. It seems to cut off circulation to the brain.

Also, we have to thank the AARP & it's strong lobby to prevent mandatory retesting of these old gomers!!! They say that it's age discrimination.

Now I am apologizing in advance, but I also don't like to drive behind most women; they usually seem to go too slow and don't follow the courtesy of moving to the right to allow passing.

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VooDude
posted on 08-28-2001 @ 10:23 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Driving behind women is one of my favorite passtimes....



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posted on 08-28-2001 @ 10:28 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I was on Rt 107 in Glen Cove and I was heading south to Sunrise Hwy. Now 107 that far up north is 1 lane in both directions and the speed limit is 45. I was doing deliveries and I've kinda got a schedule to keep, but unfortunately I couldn't keep that schedule for some asshole in front of me was doing 25 mph from 107 and rt 25A to rt 135. Now if you're from LI and you know 107, thats a pretty long haul. Well none the less a 20 minute ride turned into almost an hour of absolute torture. Not only that but when I hit the ramp for 135, this douche decides he wants to get on 135 also and proceeds to almost cut off the nose of my van! Never in my life did I ever wish so badly for a monster truck than at that very moment!




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posted on 08-28-2001 @ 11:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Why is it that old people drive slowly, while young people race around everywhere? I mean, old people don't have much time left, they should be the ones in a rush...


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posted on 08-29-2001 @ 2:34 AM      
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quote:

Now I am apologizing in advance, but I also don't like to drive behind most women; they usually seem to go too slow and don't follow the courtesy of moving to the right to allow passing.

it's a good thing you put the usually part in there ;)

i've been on the verge of writing a similar fu to people who can't drive the speed limit. i mean is 30 mph so hard to reach, someone needs to explain to these people that a car works better when you actually put your foot on the little peddle on the right. it seems i always get stuck behind someone going 20 or less, and all it does is get me so frustrated that by the time i get to the bridge i have to drive like a maniac. so, anyway, my point was that not all girls drive slow...




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posted on 08-29-2001 @ 8:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Im as guilty as the next person for this but old people do need to drive. Do you want to take them to pick up thier med or whatever. Instead of a 5 year liscense , they should get it for one year.
And should be taught to drive in the right lanes


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