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suicidalsteve
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
what the fuck has this world come to when you
can't even send food back at a restaurant without
having to worry about what's gonna happen to it??
little while back my uncle went with his friend
to a restaurant (can't say which one). his friend
ordered a steak and when he gets it it was
basically still moving so he asks the waiter to
take it back and cook it a little more. he gets
it back and tells my uncle it tastes a little
weird but still eats most of it. lucky for him
he's a cheap fuck and never lets anything go to
waste so he takes the rest home. later that night
my uncle gets a call and has to drive his friend
to the hospital because he can't stop throwing up.
the doctor tells him for safety purposes to take
the rest of the steak he had to some lab to see
what if anything was in it. turns out it was
completely soaked in urine. a little something
nice to think about next time u're at a restaurant
and u send something back.

suicidalsteve
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
what the fuck has this world come to when you
can't even send food back at a restaurant without
having to worry about what's gonna happen to it??
little while back my uncle went with his friend
to a restaurant (can't say which one). his friend
ordered a steak and when he gets it it was
basically still moving so he asks the waiter to
take it back and cook it a little more. he gets
it back and tells my uncle it tastes a little
weird but still eats most of it. lucky for him
he's a cheap fuck and never lets anything go to
waste so he takes the rest home. later that night
my uncle gets a call and has to drive his friend
to the hospital because he can't stop throwing up.
the doctor tells him for safety purposes to take
the rest of the steak he had to some lab to see
what if anything was in it. turns out it was
completely soaked in urine. a little something
nice to think about next time u're at a restaurant
and u send something back.

TeenWeek
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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
That is so disgusting. I am always afraid to send things back just because of things like this happening.

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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

turns out it was
completely soaked in urine

Hehe...I've almost seen worse, this is pretty bad...

Seriosuly, you take a chance like that everytime you send food back nowadays - unless you know the people in the resaurant or something. I'm not a fussy eater usually, so unless I get food that is totally not what I expected, I'll eat it - the wife is picky as hell though, and I'm always afraid she's gonna get something weird on her food.


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PrincessKill
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
That's friggin disgusting! It all depends on where you go. I'm a waitress at a privately owned family restaurant and i can guarantee nothing like that would EVER happen where i work (i wouldn't work there if it did). But sometimes if you go to these corporate chain places, the employees stop caring and get pissy about every little thing sent back, even if it was their fault. That's off the wall and unfairly gives everyone in the restaurant industry a bad name.

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

(can't say which one)

Why not? Pending litigation? I want to know which one this is, so I can go piss on their tip.


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spitfire421
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

little while back my uncle went with his friend
to a restaurant (can't say which one).


Why can't you name the restaurant? Do they have lawyers secretly staking out opieanthony.com for slanderous posts against their establishment?(Buttmunch, comment?)

FU for not naming names, if only just to warn us to never eat at that restaurant...



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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I am in no way condoning that action...it is a hideous thing to do and I feel that the person who did it should be urinated on, doused in vodka and lit ablaze...BUT...the people working in chain restaurants might be the most bitter mother fukers on the face of the planet...I used to work at Friday's where I learned that most people wandering this planet are cheap, nasty cocksuckers...for example, I had sprained my ankle and went to work anyway severely limping...this one lovely table left and I went over to collect the bill/tip etc. On the table was a note which read as follows: "Tip, get an ankle brace." That was my fucking tip. Hence one must take great care in the manner one treats a waiter...it's unfortunate but it happens...while I'm here, A big FUCK YOU to those bastards that left me that tip! Rot in your own feces.



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NY_Cracker
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

FU for not naming names

DAMN Spitfire, shall we "piss"tol-whip him? Seriously "urine" luck... I think it was Apple"pees". Hint: Don't order the Steak with "leaks" ;)

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OK cracker. You are a dumb ass. Yes, thats right. CORNY AS FUCKING HELL!!!


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suicidalsteve
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Maynard that's the exact reason i can't say which
one yet. last i heard they're working out some
kind of settlement out of court. the funniest
part though was that my uncle called up and
explained the problem and once he finally
convinced them it was true about what happened,
all the guy on the phone said was he'd give him
some free appetizers. i'm assuming those would
have come without the piss in em. Spitfire i'm
honored by the FU but i can't say anything. trust
me, second i can i'll put out the word to please
return the favor on their fine establishment.

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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I fully suport this FU. I never gave it much thought until about a year ago when a friend and I went to this diner. My friends coffee had a couple of pubes in it. He told the waiter just to take it back and take it off the bill. I asked why he didnt want another one and he said "Lord knows what theyd do to it if they take it back" So my attitude is simply cut your losses when something gets effed up, and chose your eating places wisely. Oh and as for Irish Alkey, dude that is fucking horrible what that trash did to you. I'll prey that their children get cancer.


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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
It's like that scene in Road Trip when Kyle sends his French Toast back in ordr to get the sugar off and the guy puts it down his pants.


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posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I had a great sigpic once, now its just a small red x in a box


LOL




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