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| evereve | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 3:21 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01  | I'll start off by saying FU to all Saturn drivers- Too fast, too slow or just too stupid, none of you know how to drive. And a BIG FU to: 1. All Asian drivers- you’re nice people, just don’t drive please; 2. Old men and women drivers who drive at the speed limit divided by 2; 3. Blondes in white cars- they come in other pretty colors ya know; 4. Middle aged men in sport cars; 5. People who think heavy metal is the devil’s music; 6. People who think Dream Theater is a place to see a play; 7. Rap and it’s listeners- hey, it’s still NOT music; 8. People who think the Backstreet Boys, In Sync or Britney Spears actually have talent; 9. People who want to be like any character on the following T.V. shows: Popular, Dawson’s Creek or 7th Heaven; 10. Fat people in spandex; 11. Fat women in half shirts; 12. Fat people who eat an entire pizza in one sitting and still complain they’re fat; 13. People who believe OJ really is innocent; 14. Every “African American†who whines and complains- enough already, for the most part we DO hate you; 15. Oprah and her fans; 16. Little boys who think they’re men; 17. Old women who think they’re girls; 18. Women who think guys are too complicated to figure out; 19. Women who withhold sex to get their way; 20. Women with fake anything; 21. Men who say “I love you†only to get laid; 22. And women stupid enough to believe them; 23. Any woman who has ever asked a man if they look fat- if you had to ask, the answer was yes; 24. Women who blame the fact that they are a bitch on PMS; 25. People who think hockey is too violent; 26. People who interrupt someone watching sports; 27. People who think marijuana is a drug; 28. Morning people; 29. People that have been told they have a bubbly personality; 30. All landscapers of the Spanish persuasion; 31. All cops just trying to meet their quota- oh wait, there’s no such thing; 32. People who have gone to a funeral for someone over 65 and said “(s)he was so youngâ€; 33. People who have gone to a funeral, looked at the body in the coffin and said “(s)he looks goodâ€; 34. People who think they can take money with them when they die; 35. People who snore and insist they don’t; 36. People who love going to the mall to shop; 37. People who have never heard of deodorant; 38. People who think they’re always right; 39. Islander and Ranger fans- do I really have to point out the fact that they both suck; 40. Yankee fans- most of them are so damn annoying; 41. Marriage; 42. Starbucks; 43. Road construction during the day; 44. People that hate O&A; 45. Women who won’t WOW; 46. People who are giving me a big FU; 47. People that are offended- aw :( Just so everyone knows- I'm a female This message was edited by evereve on 9-19-01 @ 4:12 PM | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 3:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | you are one ANGRY person, arent you? | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 3:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | LMMFAO. You managed to hit every single person on the board with that list I think. Priceless. | ||||
| Sweetnfeisty8 | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 3:36 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | DAMNNNNNNNNNN....Thats pretty much the WHOLE human race.....sheesh!!!! Wish you would tell us how you REALLY FEEL!!!! "You don't know me, you just wish you did!!" Sweets =) | ||||
| danked Dankarella! | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 3:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: c'mon, haven't you ever seen her shake her ass and her boobs at the same time with that dirty girl look in her eye? that's talent!  Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 3:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | That was Fantastic! I feel better just reading it! edit: I thought of one... What about an FU to skinny girls who slouch. You're thin stand the F up straight!  This message was edited by heyladiladi on 9-19-01 @ 3:57 PM | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 4:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | He did miss one.... FU to men who think they can't tell women the truth because they don't want to "hurt our feelings" when the truth is they're just pussies who can't look us in the eye and tell us the truth My ex was like that...I hated that :(  And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 4:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:then stop asking questions like "does this make me look fat?" | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 4:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: My advice role one up yah grumpy bastard.  If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 4:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Now that's funny.  "May God have mercy on their souls, because we won't." | ||||
| hornygoatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 4:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Amen to that. I've even been asked "Is that a new drug? Evereve - wherever you are, I hope there's a hot cup of decaf in front of you :) Great post!  JackDan1974 is taking classes in board behavior - please forward all problems/complaints you might have of him to my attention. Email me here or AIM me at Organic999 to apply - there still one seat available!! | ||||
| WhackBagKid TALK TO ME, GOMEZ. HE WHO IS #1. | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 4:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | hey when did you recieve this comical email? | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 4:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Sweetheart, anyone who's met me can tell you that is the LAST question I need to ask a man :) And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 4:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i didnt mean YOU...i meant a general thing for most girls...my ex constantly asked me that, and she wasn't that fat | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 4:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: i sense the lamentable mewling of a sad sack met fan. Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 6:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: so you said yes a few times didn't you?..tsk tsk Graduate of AFDude's Academy | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 09-19-2001 @ 8:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: But that's the whole reason I like it... Oh, and 150 hp and 2400lbs. Nothing with four cylinders can touch it. At least that's how I justify owning one. Damn I want to sell it and get a Camaro... | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 4:37 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: Oh man... are you gonna hate it here! quote: A clue? James John Maceiko Jr. United States Citizen Resident of New York City, Manhattan  | ||||
| sheetbag | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 8:30 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | wow quite a list, just one question. Are you by any chance John Rocker's sister? I am proud to be an american where at least i know i'm free. adopted by Austin | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 11:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:How does one get persuaded to be Spanish? Maybe we can persuade that Italian guy Tequila to convert. "May God have mercy on their souls, because we won't." | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 12:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Now Ants, isn't this what we've been talking about?? Don't be spreading rumors about Tequila being Italian....shame on you. Am I gonna have to sic RF on you again? ;) And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 12:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Hmmmmmm..........did she get everyone from the board? wait, lets see: 1. All Asian drivers- you’re nice people, just don’t drive please; - seph 2. Old men and women drivers who drive at the speed limit divided by 2; OASwallow 3. Blondes in white cars- they come in other pretty colors ya know;does a brunette in a red car count? 4. Middle aged men in sport cars;Ouch, that's me! 5. People who think heavy metal is the devil’s music; Several Board members 6. People who think Dream Theater is a place to see a play; - pass 7. Rap and it’s listeners- hey, it’s still NOT music; Kid and everyone under 17 here 8. People who think the Backstreet Boys, In Sync or Britney Spears actually have talent; danked, but I agree with him about her ass shakin. that's talent 9. People who want to be like any character on the following T.V. shows: Popular, Dawson’s Creek or 7th Heaven; Amy maybe? 10. Fat people in spandex; MetalFan 11. Fat women in half shirts; MetalFan's Mom 12. Fat people who eat an entire pizza in one sitting and still complain they’re fat; MetalFan AND his mom] 13. People who believe OJ really is innocent; Pedro Guerrero 14. Every “African American†who whines and complains- enough already, for the most part we DO hate you; Kid, BL, Lent - comment? 15. Oprah and her fans; - don't know but I'm sure we got some housewife on here that watches her 16. Little boys who think they’re men; fdblingdf, AM, Critic and a few others 17. Old women who think they’re girls; No comment. Not gonna touch this one! 18. Women who think guys are too complicated to figure out; Grk, Spit, etc..., etc..., etc.. 19. Women who withhold sex to get their way; Again, no comment. I'm sure you know who your are 20. Women with fake anything; 90% of my exs 21. Men who say “I love you†only to get laid; That's just about half the entire board 22. And women stupid enough to believe them; That's the other half 23. Any woman who has ever asked a man if they look fat- if you had to ask, the answer was yes; again - 90% of my exs 24. Women who blame the fact that they are a bitch on PMS; Spit, Ladi, - comment? 25. People who think hockey is too violent; We got any tree huggers in here? 26. People who interrupt someone watching sports; A majority of the married board members wives 27. People who think marijuana is a drug; It's not a drug. it's a lifestyle 28. Morning people; Me! 29. People that have been told they have a bubbly personality; Our newest arrival BeckyDC 30. All landscapers of the Spanish persuasion;Tequila 31. All cops just trying to meet their quota- oh wait, there’s no such thing; KeithTheCop 32. People who have gone to a funeral for someone over 65 and said “(s)he was so youngâ€; - pass 33. People who have gone to a funeral, looked at the body in the coffin and said “(s)he looks goodâ€; - pass 34. People who think they can take money with them when they die; I don't see why they can't. I plan to 35. People who snore and insist they don’t; Me! 36. People who love going to the mall to shop; Most of the female teens here. 37. People who have never heard of deodorant; Metal, Gilligan, DrunkGW....list too long 38. People who think they’re always right; Kid - comment? 39. Islander and Ranger fans- do I really have to point out the fact that they both suck; ooooooo- Touchy one. Raven, DarthZiggy - comment? 40. Yankee fans- most of them are so damn annoying; YankeeBleacherFaggot, PsychoBitch 41. Marriage;Me! 42. Starbucks;Okay, I'll give you one for this 43. Road construction during the day; Okay two. 44. People that hate O&A; Mavric, aka..... 45. Women who won’t WOW; No such thing. It's a matter of coaxing 46. People who are giving me a big FU; About 90% of people reading this 47. People that are offended- aw Do you really care? Yep, you've just about hit on everyone on the board. Congratulations! You're our new winner. We'll be sending you your lifetime supply of Midol in 4-6 weeks. | ||||
| brodieman | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 12:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: 21. Men who say “I love you†only to get laid; sssssshhhhhhhh......you're gonna rooooin it :P 30. All landscapers of the Spanish persuasion; well that would be all landscapers then wouldnt it :) 36. People who love going to the mall to shop; hey dont get me wrong i love going to the mall but i dnt remember the last time i actually shopped in one BRODIEMAN, SNOOGINS  "We'll Roll On With Our Heads Held High!"-The Living End thanks for the sig assistance amy :) | ||||
| Psycho Bitch | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 1:42 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01 | Here you go evereve...more stuff to be pissed about ;) 9 IRRITATIONS IN LIFE 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No dickhead, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is "new and improved"! Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short," What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 09-20-2001 @ 1:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: he's not there to shop, he's not there to work. he's just there :)  and thinking's just too much to ask and you're measuring your minutes by a clock thats blinking eights | ||||
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