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Brittney
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 9:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I got fired the other night...over the phone...FUCKING PUSSIES! And you know what? I did NOTHING wrong. Everybody's side of the story is always innocent, but, there is another person on this board that can attest to my innocence.
Basically, I got fired, because I chased my boss's X's best friend out of the bar for shoving me...not once, not twice, but THREE times....I wasn't even working first of all...second, I didn't even talk to her outside. I wasn't gonna hit her...though I should have (hind sight is 100%).
So, the mother fucker calls me, and tells me that I was behind the bar all night...which is TOTALLY untrue, because I bought a bucket of beer that I nursed all night...AND I ran the pool table for 6 games, after losing my first, and waiting a round to play again...(if you play pool, you know how long 10 or 11 games takes). I just don't fucking get it...is head REALLY that important??? That you fire a damn good bartender for a broad that USED TO give you head???? FUCK YOU!!!


Remembering all those who perished in the tragedy against our great nation on Sept. 11, 2001.
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 9:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

...is head REALLY that important???

YES

VooDude
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

quote:

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...is head REALLY that important???

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YES


Have to second that.
quote:

a damn good bartender

Sorry about your job loss. You should be able to find another job soon.


Shitter Crew - Don't piss me off, or I'll lift your house.

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-27-2001 @ 10:23 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Well, I hope you've learned your lesson. If you want to be a successful bartender, learn how to swallow a cock.


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Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Sluggo667
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I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 10:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
You'll find another job...
Bartenders are getting canned all the time...
It's like crop rotation...
quote:

Well, I hope you've learned your lesson. If you want to be a successful bartender, learn how to swallow a cock.
That's why we Love The Froy!


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SLASH
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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
You don't need the last "s" in Boss's. Boss' is just fine.

And, Hindsight is 20/20, your termination is 100%

Now, how does Unicron feel about all of this? Maybe this will depress him enough to finally follow through.

If you need practice sucking the cock, let me know. They come in all shapes and sizes, I have an innie.




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When we held on to the guns

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My words may disturb but at least there's a reaction



This message was edited by SLASH on 9-27-01 @ 10:58 PM

VooDude
posted on 09-27-2001 @ 10:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You don't need the last "s" in Boss's. Boss' is just fine.

Sweet...


Shitter Crew - Don't piss me off, or I'll lift your house.

GonzoStyle
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 12:14 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Well, I hope you've learned your lesson. If you want to be a successful bartender, learn how to swallow a cock.



Hey froy I have a bar at home. I can't pay you much but i can offer you stock in my company, I am developing a power glove that will jerk you off automatically.


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stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
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Unicron
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 4:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
Listen, Brit, i don't know who was innocent, who was what, who did what, why who was what did what they did (does that make sense?), But you did go behind the bar a few times that night, even Handsome complained about it. You shouldn't be fired for that though. As for the thing between you and the Boss' POA, i saw nothing, so i don't care. I hope to see you around, in places other than this board.



Leave me alone, just shut up and leave me the fuck ALONE!
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 6:59 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I am developing a power glove that will jerk you off automatically.


I'll take two.

Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 7:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
To quote a semi famous DJ "ladies oral never gets old"

NY_Cracker
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 8:39 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

You don't need the last "s" in Boss's. Boss' is just fine.

I may be wrong, no grammar book handy, but if I remember my 4 years of trailer schooling... Since "boss's" is singular possessive the apostrophe "s" is correct. The apostrophe only rule is for plural possessives that end in "s" (ie... At the pageant, we were impressed by all the girls' dresses.). But then again, I could be wrong... I am a redneck!!!

Now, back to the point. I'm married now, but from what I remember... yes head is THAT important.

"What we got here is...
failure to communicate... "
Beyond Mirth
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
I'll fire you for head!

aka " Little Norton"

Proud graduate of Austin U

"Yea, my parents having sex looks like 2 pigs fighting over a Milk Dud"
spitfire421
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 10:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
No shit! I'm actually agreeing with Cracker! Sorry Slash :(

However, "absolutley" should be "absolutely"...I hope this clears everything up :)

Sorry Brit, but at least you can never run out of bars to work at...


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SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

NY_Cracker wrote:

I may be wrong, no grammar book handy, but if I remember my 4 years of trailer schooling... Since "boss's" is singular possessive the apostrophe "s" is correct. The apostrophe only rule is for plural possessives that end in "s" (ie... At the pageant, we were impressed by all the girls' dresses.). But then again, I could be wrong... I am a redneck!!!


quote:

spitfire421 wrote:

No shit! I'm actually agreeing with Cracker! Sorry Slash


Ok, I was just trying to call the "X" a filthy whore by implying that all (plural) of the "bosses" at the bar had a piece of her "more rotted out than Grumpy's mom's tripe trap" cumcatcher.

I was just trying to make Brittney feel better :)

I know a thing or two about proper grammer, sheeesh!

Btw... Spit, are you calling me "sorry"? If not, you forgot the comma after Sorry and before Slash ;)





Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

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Your words once heard they can place you in a faction
My words may disturb but at least there's a reaction



This message was edited by SLASH on 9-28-01 @ 12:37 PM

Kid Afrika
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I know a thing or two about proper grammer, sheeesh!

Sure, but what do you know about grammAr?


Some people are stupid.
Some are full of shit.
Some people are FUCKIN' nuts.
Most people are all three.



danked
Dankarella!
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
can't help you guys with the grammar, but i always use www.dictionary.com to spellchecke... ;)


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Brittney
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 6:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
First of all... the 's is correct, because there are 2 owners...and I was talking about both of them...
The 20/20 thing, I realized after I hit "post" and didn't feel like going back to fix it.

And, Unicron, as far as me being behind the bar, you're right, I'm sorry, I went back there 2 times...once at the very beginning of the night to put sloe gin in my Smirnoff Ice (very good, by the way),and once to make shots for me and Stacey...that's IT...I nursed that bucket of Smirnoff all night. And EVERYONE goes back there, it's not like it was a big fucking deal.

Oh, and by the way, head is only that important to him, because he is about 200 pounds overweight, and can't get it anywhere else. If he was like anyone that worked for him, he'd be getting laid right and left.
Fuck him. Fuck his bar. I hope he goes bankrupt, that fat, fucking, no couth mother fucker.


Remembering all those who perished in the tragedy against our great nation on Sept. 11, 2001.
Kid Afrika
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Actually, it would probably be bosses', but an intelligent person would have just said employer's. And anyway, were both bosses hooking up with the same chick? Either way....

YUO = STOOPID SLOBBARGAOT!!!11


So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

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Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one





This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 9-29-01 @ 10:06 AM

Brittney
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 7:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
No, they weren't both being sucked by the same waterhead, the not-obese-one actually has very good taste in women,but is a fucking sheep and won't stand up for himself...


Remembering all those who perished in the tragedy against our great nation on Sept. 11, 2001.
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

200 pounds overweight, and can't get it anywhere else

That makes it even more imporant

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 09-28-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Oh, and by the way, head is only that important to him, because he is about 200 pounds overweight, and can't get it anywhere else. If he was like anyone that worked for him, he'd be getting laid right and left.


I guess you don't consider Unicron an "anyone", do ya?

Unicron, you clock in around 350, correct? I can only imagine what she says about you LOL

quote:

Brittney wrote:

and once to make shots for me and Stacey


Actually, that would be "Stacey and me"

And Kid...

A Big FU to YOU!

I kept you out of it... you know what I mean ;)



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild

Your words once heard they can place you in a faction
My words may disturb but at least there's a reaction



This message was edited by SLASH on 9-28-01 @ 10:12 PM

Brittney
posted on 09-29-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Christ with the fucking grammar lessons!!! I'm usually very good with my grammar and spelling, ut to tell you the truth, right now, I odn't give a fuck. I was wronged, and there is NOTHING that I can do about it, and that fucking sucks.


Remembering all those who perished in the tragedy against our great nation on Sept. 11, 2001.
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 09-29-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Damnit kid.

If there ever was a time for the POFC alarm...


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Kid Afrika
posted on 09-29-2001 @ 10:32 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70

What happened fezzy? Too many people bothering you now that you're a mod? You're never on AIM anymore...


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