So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one

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Now shut up and fix me a burger on your George Foreman Grill.

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shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
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I need a Vegematic
I need a Pocket Fisherman
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell

Operators are standing by
How does that make you feel
Help me
Mr. Popeil

I wanna shine some pennies
I wanna mend some leather
I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder

Please, no C.O.D.'s
Don't miss out on this deal
Ah, help me
Mr. Popeil

Help me
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil

Woah
It slices, it dices
Look at that tomato
You could even cut a tin can with it
But you wouldn't want to

Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble
Need your assistance on the double
Oh no, now how am I gonna make
My old vinyl car top look like new
Mr. Popeil
Tell me, what am I supposed to do

Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil

Now how much would you pay
But wait, there's more
It's not sold in any store

Now how much would you pay
Don't answer yet
Just look what else you get

Now how much would you pay
If you order today
You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless Ashtray

Now how much would you pay
Now how much would you pay
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil

Make me buy a Garden Weasel
Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer
Make me take advantage
Of this amazing TV offer
Call our toll-free number
We'll make you such a deal

Aw, help me
Mr. Popeil, I want it
Mr. Popeil, well, I need it
Mr. Popeil, I got to got to got to have it
Mr. Popeil
Mr. Popeil
Hey

So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one

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Woah
It slices, it dices
Look at that tomato
You could even cut a tin can with it
But you wouldn't want to

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shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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You expect someone who named all of his children George (females may be Georgetta) to be a good color commentator?

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So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one

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What was HIS name? ::rim shot::

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"These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation
shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

She-Mail Me Here

So what do you really wanna do when I get militant

Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this

They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun

Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one

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I said "::rim shot::" not rim job, stop fantasizing while you're reading.

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shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government
of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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Easy GS there's laws against beastiality

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of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
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Hey if michael jackson can own a chimp so can I.

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That's two chimps in love, not muppet-monkey love

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of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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I knew there had to be a reason for that damn glove, but don't the sequins hurt?

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of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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Not as much as when he goes for the crotch grab while still inside me.

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Who, him or you?

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I am too busy stroking his kid poker at the time.

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Yea but when you do that it becomes a muppet stroker

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of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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i get to lick the hepatitis off his thighs

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Don't forget the sickle cell..

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of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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I would but god didn't hate me enough to make me black, lol.

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