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F the S out of her A
posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:21 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
If you want to see "The Fast and the Furious," wait for the fucking movie to come out on video and buy it!

I don't need to be mixed up in one of your action sequences as you weave through traffic on Route 22, 82, 17, 3, 4, the GSP or the Turnpike.

DILLON! Go to the fucking dragstrip if you want ot go fast- and turn off those fucking strobe lights you fucking tools!

Find a bridge abutment and put it to the floor. Die, get in the coffin!

This is ice. It's what happens to water when it gets too cold. This is Kent - this is what happens to to you when you don't get laid.

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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
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quote:

If you want to see "The Fast and the Furious," wait for the fucking movie to come out on video and buy it!



I prefer the chase scene in ronin and bullit.


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:32 AM      
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quote:

ronin



I thought we were done talking about that hack, lol



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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
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How old are you? I don't know about you but I travel every highway you mentioned and the congestion in North Jersey sucks dingleberry covered ass. Any chance I get, I'm flying down the road just to make up for the lost time in my life I've spent sitting behind someone's blue-haired grandma going 35 on the Parkway.





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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
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Well IkeaBoy agreed with me that the "hack" is indeed a genius and a legendary actor. And he is the authority on movies. So yes, we're done.


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:37 AM      
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Just because he cuts and pastes entertainment articles doesnt make him an authority.



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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:41 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I thought we were done talking about that hack, lol



Jealous much slashy poo? Are you still holding a grudge about me not returning your top hat from Tierneys? Shouldn't have been hitting on Grk all night and you'd have never forgotten it.

Pump up the volume sucked by the way.


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:43 AM      
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quote:

Just because he cuts and pastes entertainment articles doesnt make him an authority.



Good Point


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
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Well I couldn't help myself, she's a piece of ass. A huge piece of ass, but a piece of ass nonetheless!



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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 12:50 AM      
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Don't you love how quickly threads get defiled? I know I do.


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
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quote:

I prefer the chase scene in ronin and bullit



The chase in Bullit was amazing. Definitely one of McQueen's career high points.


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 8:15 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
God, Bullit was horrible! I rented it when the Bullit Mustang came out but, the acting was better in "Debbie does Dallas". The chase scene was the only part worth watching.
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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 8:20 PM      
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Can't we just make things easier and make it an FU to all Jersey drivers?


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 8:45 PM      
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quote:

Bullit was horrible!



Are you kidding me? It's a great crime movie. Aside from the amazing chase scene, Steve McQueen turned in a great loner-cop representation.


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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quote:

Can't we just make things easier and make it an FU to all Jersey drivers?



Yea, except replace drivers with people


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posted on 10-09-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Froy look who you are arguing with, lol

McQueen is the action GOD bullit, getaway, papillon, great escape, magnificent 7, soldier in the rain... need i say more?

Bullit was definetly one of McQueens best the movie itself was excellent and rivals the french connection at the best crime movie of its era.


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F the S out of her A
posted on 10-11-2001 @ 3:24 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Bullitt has the most incredible chase scene in cinema. Blues Brothers, Ronin and Way of the Gun have good ones too (Way of the Gun's was smart, not a lot of driving stunts).

Bullitt is a boring, slow-paced movie that picks up with the chase scene... the elevator music on build up, where McQueen notices he's being followed then- VROOOM! He screams around the corner and for the next five minutes, the movie is worth the rental.

There should be a DVD with that, the destruction scene from Independence Day and a few other totally insand action sequences.

Too bad none exists.

But, like I was saying, replicating that mayhem on NJ roads puts me and other sensible drivers who are just trying to get somewhere in mortal danger. I don't mean just the teenagers with their souped-up Acuras and Mitsubishis, either, I also include those 45-year-old businessmen in their Beemers, those fucking minivan moms and the greatest danger to those in EVERY state: the douchebag parents in their Volvos, who don't care if they cause a 20-car pileup, because they'll survive.

I was just popping off, you know... it is like that every day on NJ roads. At least in NY, people are trying to get somewhere. In NJ, they cut you off and mean it.

This is ice. It's what happens to water when it gets too cold. This is Kent - this is what happens to to you when you don't get laid.

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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 4:23 AM      
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Did I ever mention I live in Nj??
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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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quote:

FU to Northern Jersey Drivers
Then stay the fuck out of my LANE!!!!!!!



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posted on 10-11-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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I can sum it up this way. People in New Jersey know how to drive on NJ highways, the Parkway, and the Turnpike. There is nothing worse than getting stuck behind someone who doesn't drive in Jersey and doesn't know when to step on the gas. That is why we cut you off. It's not that we're better or worse drivers, it's that we know where you can get away with speeding, where the cops sit, etc.


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