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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to chicks riding bikes with spandex on | ||||
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| Beyond Mirth | posted on 10-12-2001 @ 7:47 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01  | Driving down the road and up in front of me I see a chick riding a bike with the spandex and the hole shabang. Nice ass so I'm kinda pumped to stop at the light ahead and take a look...possibly push my junk up against the window. AND EVERY FUCKIN TIME I GET UP AND SHE IS UGLY!!!! EVERY TIME!!!! WHY DO ALL OF THESE BIKE RIDING CHICKS WITH THE SPANDEX LOOK LIKE SOMETHING I POPPED ON MY ASS YESTERDAY????? Get more hot chicks riding these friggin things....cause if you are gonna be fuckin annoying and ride in the MIDDLE OF THE STREET, you better be hot!!!!! YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE CARS???? You're not cars!!! You are ugly skanks who should get hot or stay off the road. Use the excersize bike if you are ugly please or commit suicide. thanks have a nice day  aka " Little Norton" Proud graduate of Austin U "Yea, my parents having sex looks like 2 pigs fighting over a Milk Dud" This message was edited by Beyond Mirth on 10-12-01 @ 7:57 PM | ||||
| Joe Soprano | posted on 10-12-2001 @ 8:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: [CALLBACK]Was Mom watching?[/CALLBACK]   <---- Kiss me helmet. | ||||
| LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer | posted on 10-12-2001 @ 9:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | Ohhhhh Noooo....another 'Beyond Mirth FU'.;-) | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 10-12-2001 @ 9:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Spandex is mankinds greatest invention. Girl+Spandex=Good Girl+Crotchless Spandex=More Gooder ;) | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 1:13 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | "Spandex, it's a privilege, not a right." - Cereal Killer
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 2:25 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Thanks now i have queens, fat bottomed girls stuck in my head. "These dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that this government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth." -- Abraham Lincoln She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| ihatepop | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 9:05 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01 | I always liked the fat chicks with HUGE asses wearing spandex...so hot. Staring at their vericose vains, looking for those clammy spots where the fat rolls over itself. So many times I've wanted to find a nice big roll and just *PINCH*. After they hit 200 pounds they should be forced to wear moomoos. A big FU to fat fucking hoe bags that wear spandex. racism is when ignorant people are afraid *adopted by austin...thanks for the pic!*  | ||||
| short hills mall | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 5:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: That's beautiful!!!! Psycho:):) 
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| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | This thread reminds me of a song from my metalhead years. Spandex Enormity - M.O.D Anyone remember that? Spandex Enormity Waiting here on line Suddenly from behind She's still a block away Why'd it have to be today Now what do I see She recognizes me She hugs and squeezes me She's the Spandex Enormity She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat Then she yells is this trick or treat It's too late she asks me for a date Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate Spandex, Spandex Enormity A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery What a fucking beast Her ass alone would be a feast And her love drippings Contained a stench of rotted yeast The show must go on It's the end of me Taking up the whole front row It's the Spandex Enormity She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat Then she yells is this trick or treat It's too late she asks me for a date Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate Spandex, Spandex Enormity A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery As we were walking off stage You're waiting to come back She's got a back stage pass Oh no I hide my head The sight of you I dread Her chubby little fingers grab my ass Don't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick Why does it always have to be me You fucking fat bitch I've had enough of you Take your blubber buns and leave She left here in tears Followed by her rear I could not help she's fat She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat Then she yells is this trick or treat It's too late she asks me for a date Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate Spandex, Spandex Enormity A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery  2 POSITIONS OPEN FOR ADOPTEES [ AIM ] [ ICQ ] [ E-Mail ] "Ahahahhahaha...How sweet...Fresh meat!" - Robert Englund "Could you bend me over the console & say that?" - Jim Norton This message was edited by av8er on 10-14-01 @ 6:23 PM | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 6:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Mirth, you observe the most interesting things in life...very amusing. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 7:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | This hearkens back to some of my horrendous gym experiences. There is nothing worse than a fat chick who doesn't know that she should be wearing a tent instead of a thin piece of spandex that is too small to be wrapped around oa pencil. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 10-14-2001 @ 7:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: They make the rockin world go round.  | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 12:16 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Is this something you are marketing for oa.com?  If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 12:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Yes, they'll be in the xmas party grab-bags. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 12:10 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | Even worse than a fat chick in spandex, is any guy (actually I've never seen a fat guy) in spandex. HELLO - don't people look in the mirror before they buy some crotch/fat hugging piece of clothing. Spandex is not meant to hold in the fat and even it out, and in the case of men in spandex bike shorts, spandex shows way too much (or way too little in some cases). Spandex on fat chicks - bad Spandex on men - more badder ick! | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 12:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | quote:Just don't let her turn around when you bang her from behind. Get her one of those satellite dish dog collar things.  | ||||
| Beyond Mirth | posted on 10-16-2001 @ 8:39 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: Great suggestion! One problem though; those biker chicks somehow ALWAYS beat you to the light and by the time you get there they are, for some reason, ALWAYS looking back waiting for her other retard bike fat gay asshole friends to catch up and sit at the light hunched over like a bunch of kangaroo rapists waiting for you to drive up and think they're hot and then realize that they look like scrotal fungus! If only we can work out a system, like whoever is first at the light can knock the bitch out with a bat to the head before I get there. Then I can drive up real fast and assrape her without seeing her face. Or maybe there is so much blood on her face I can't even tell how ugly she is. sorry if any of you are ugly, spandex wearing biker retards. aka " Little Norton" Proud graduate of Austin U "Yea, my parents having sex looks like 2 pigs fighting over a Milk Dud" | ||||
| Shelle Bink True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101. | posted on 10-17-2001 @ 4:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: Maynard, comment?  Soon To Be Irish Citizen PENNYROYALS, MEST, GOOD CHARLOTTE... CHECK 'EM OUT! | ||||
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