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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to Me for getting talked into things | ||||
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| Crime Scene Sex | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 12:39 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01  | Holy S! I am the biggest, stupidest MFer there is! (Please don't everyone agree at once). My wife's friends invite us to go to a broadway show with them, and without asking me, she says yes! Great! When I asked her the show she told me it was The Full Monty! Holy S. She had no F-ing clue what this show was about. Now all I have in my mind when we are going to the show is Opie's tirade with his Phantom story. How the hell do I get talked into going to a show with nude (yes totally nude) men in it? Worst part was the people thought this was a great play. These geeks and their wives thought this was the best thing they have ever seen. Hey, dick jokes are always funny, but I don't need to see another guy's junk (or in this case, multiple guys). I am sure people are saying I am not "comfortable with my sexuality". Bull S! I am very comfortable with heterosexuality. Now my wife is all pissed off with me because I didn't like it. Well, she asked what I thought, and I said, if I wanted to hear dick jokes, I'd listen to O&A, I didn't have to pay $50 per seat plus dinner, plus train, etc. Then I got in more F-ing trouble by saying, "see there isn't anything wrong with strip bars". Geez! FU to me for allowing me to get talked into this, FU to me for not saying what she wanted to hear and just forgeting about it. Call me Gay, call me Homo. Its my turn in the box. I have nobody to blame but myself. Ever get the feeling you can't and will never win? FU TO ME! | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 1:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Or you can watch CNN.  "Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 1:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | At least she didn't take you to see Naked Boys Singing.... ;) "I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman USA | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 1:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: YUO = FAGOT111  | ||||
| Joe Soprano | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 3:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I say it's payback time, next weekend, take her to see The Vagina Monologues - the Off-Off-Way-Off-Broadway version.  <---- Kiss me helmet. | ||||
| Dan-O | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 4:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | You must have some pretty good vision, because the only moment of full nudity is the very end of the show, and the back-lighting silhouettes the strippers so you can't remotely see junk. Maybe if you were looking hard enough and staring into the bright lights... And as OA.com's Broadway expert, let me explaing for the record that Full Monty is probably the third most entertaining show out there now, behind Producers and Urinetown. Be thankful you didn't get dragged to The Music Man ::shudder:: Oh yeah, and Joe, you're a stupid tool, it's pretty much obligatory for me to say that in every post since you're bombing in EVERY THREAD! :(  "I enjoy the Froy" | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 5:05 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Now that is some funny shit only because truer words may never have been spoken. Yes, Joe, that means I think you suck.  | ||||
| Crime Scene Sex | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 6:09 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | Dan-o: thanks for the warning about Music Man.quote: You are right. It was at the end of the show, the lighting was back light silhouettes, but maybe my vision and most of the people in the audience was pretty good, because 6 guys' junk was quite evident. Also, no real need for me to see 6 other guys asses several times either. If this is the 3rd most entertaining show on Broadway, hate to see what is the 4th! It must really blow. The rumor is the show Mama Mia is next... But just my opinion.... | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 6:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Don't you know you gave up that luxury the moment you said "I do"?  Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! | ||||
| SOBERMAN | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 8:21 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | without asking you? Obviously she is running your life now. Did you wear her skirt to the show? | ||||
| ihatepop | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 9:47 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01 | quote: you must not be married racism is when ignorant people are afraid *adopted by austin...thanks for the pic!*  | ||||
| Crime Scene Sex | posted on 10-13-2001 @ 10:00 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Whoa! Alkoholik(Soberman) You have lots to learn. It just says she said yes to going to a broadway show. A single occurance of not asking my opinion doesn't mean she runs my life. Think a bit before posting idiotic sterotypes. | ||||
| Dan-O | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 1:52 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | quote:That one's pretty harmless. Not much of a story, just chicks breaking out into ABBA songs and dancing around. If you don't like ABBA, avoid at all costs... :) As for The Junk, I must have had a much better angle (or worse, from your wife's perspective) when I saw it. Thank god! "I enjoy the Froy" | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i hear mama mia's pretty good, my friend saw it in london. and well considering when i got my first walkman i pretty much used it to listen to the "super trooper" album...maybe next time your wife gets tickets you could have her bring me... An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: [email protected] | ||||
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| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | quote: I didn't know things were that bad. If you really need friends that bad, I will be your friend :)  Funny how ev'rything was roses When we held on to the guns Write To Me Here AIM: SmarterChild
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| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 3:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | awwwwww, slashy poo, that'th tho thweet of ya. perhaps i just know better than to try to get my b/f to enjoy a little culture once in a while... An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :) need me? try: [email protected] This message was edited by crx girl on 10-15-01 @ 3:59 AM | ||||
| Joe Soprano | posted on 10-15-2001 @ 10:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Let's give CSS the benefit of the doubt... He never scanned a picture of his wedding cake... yet... GO BUCS | ||||
| SOBERMAN | posted on 10-16-2001 @ 5:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | Dude she is calling all the shots in your relationship, who are you shitting, grow a pair! | ||||
| SOBERMAN | posted on 10-16-2001 @ 5:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | Dude she is calling all the shots in your relationship, who are you shitting, grow a pair! | ||||
| Crime Scene Sex | posted on 10-17-2001 @ 8:17 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | Soberman, This isn't the place for this but: 1. Learn to read all the words, not just the ones you know. There is no where in my original post that is says she is calling all the shots in our relationship. All it says is that she didn't ask me about this one thing. Don't pass judgement on other people, unless you know something about them. 2. Dude? Are you still in the 5th grade? 3. Posting things more than once brings up a saying the mods have here: Get adopted. Have a nice day. | ||||
| SOBERMAN | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 12:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | Crime Scene Sex, I was just busting on you, don't be so SENSITIVE. I can spell better than most people. I am not passing judgement or sterotyping, I am just goofing on you, it is not personal. I graduated BS with a business degree in management and make good money. My fucking computer fucked up and when I hit refresh it posted twice. Have you ever even had crime scene sex with a chick? I have and it rocks! Have a nice day yourself Mick Foley. ps You should not pass judgement on someone you know. | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 10-18-2001 @ 2:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: think ive got you beat on this one. i work for a bway show and see almost all of them. one of the benefits of being a stagehand p.s. you r right about music man Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! AIM- Arpikarhu  This message was edited by Arpikarhu on 10-18-01 @ 3:06 PM | ||||
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