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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to tech support fuckers who no speaky good english. | ||||
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 10:55 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | I call Hewlitt Packard tech support tonigh cause my cpu won't turn on. Not only am I on hold for 45 minutes but then I get abdul the towel head who speaks english like old people fuck, slow and sloppy. He asked me how to spell my name, ok. But when he asked me how to spell brooklyn and then street I lost it. How do you not know how to spell "street"? Then he starts spelling out a URL for me and makes me repeat it 15 times till he finally says "correct" I said, that's what i siad the 1st 14 times you fucking towel head. He said no need to be so nasty. I asked if he would be fixing my comp, he said no. So i kindly said I hoped his wife gets raped by a aids victim with a 16 inch schlong and hung up. I hope i get that repair package now though. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 11:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | just make sure the dune coon doesnt throw some anthrax in the repair kit what?you were all thinking it, and at least one of you was gonna post it. edit-and it goes over like a lead balloon  GO BIG BLUE! This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 10-27-01 @ 11:15 PM | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 11:10 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I was gonna make an anthrax comment but I felt it to be too tacky for my comedic level, but you pulled it off well..... no really. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 11:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: How are you online? Just wondering... HP sucks...but take comfort in the fact that Sony is much much worse...  i can't believe my dream is over i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes now i'm one with the fools of love USA | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 11:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Hurry up! Froy is almost at 7K !!!
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| Thrillhouse Alkey gave me my bonus points back. | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 11:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: LMAO, another great visual from gs Graduate of AFDude's Academy | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 1:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | HP is worse than AIDS. You know what I hate, those fucking foriegn students they choose to be the IT tech support for all of St. Johns. I ask them why I can't get on MSN messenger, they say "it for security reasons". Fuck that! My mom uses MSN, I just can't use AIM bitch! Any gonz, some one who doesn't know how to spell brooklyn, should not live in this country. No, no they shouldn't live at all due to their stupidity. 
This message was edited by Lent on 10-28-01 @ 7:07 AM | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 1:29 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: I am on my old 233mhz cpu, which loads pages with pony express like speed. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 1:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | keep your chin up gonz, will get through this together. Film Report: Don't Say a Word, 13 Ghosts- stink, Mullholland Drive rocks | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 1:37 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Speaking of which I picked up the french connection box DVD set today so I have that to help and I finally picked up the magnificent seven on DVD as well. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 9:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: Nah...no, no, no, nooo, FMFB, Dell really takes the cake for clueless tech support, repair AND shipping. I ordered a 21" flatscreen monitor from them. The first one they sent (refurbished) had no monitor cable, the second one was totally smashed from shipping, on the third try they finally got it right, but it wasn't so bad, I guess, I got a brand new one at a refurb. price.  | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 4:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | This is why you never buy from large manufacturers. I have an Alienware and have had basically no problems with them. But the best tech support is the internet. Most people know better than say guy who makes minimum wage at HP. Resident Board Socialist IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 4:57 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 |  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! first mistake - you bought an HP machine. second mistake - you called tech support Finally, ha ha, it's funny 'cause it's not me. L33T LIEK SPEHIROHT!!!11
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The sky is blue | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 5:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | I dunno whats funnier. Gonzo's situation Or the way Kid gets off by inferior computers.  Fez® blah blah blah ©2001 blah blah blah. Fez™ blah blah Email me at [email protected] | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 6:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I have a Dell & never had any problems with their service. quote: Thats the same as sand nigger right  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 4:22 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Laugh all you want I still find my solice in the fact that I am still not black. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| kindredbabe | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 4:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: No, no, no...that would be Compaq. And since it wasn't a Compaq problem it must be my ISP...but NO! my ISP says it's my DSL service...and of course, my DSL service says it's my Compaq computer...I just needed my computer fixed and those fuckheads couldn't figure out who to blame! Grrr.. Hope it works out for you Gonz..  | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 4:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | I miss the days when it was cheaper to buy all the components seperately and build your computer yourself. At least then you KNOW why it doesn't work. ;) | ||||
| LunaBabe Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway. Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER! JYD-4-LIFE 'Shrooomer | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 5:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: Well, then it must just be me, Tequila, because I have two Dell PC's. On the first one I got, the cd burner never worked, when they came to fix it they wanted to put a cheaper part in to replace the cd rewriter. My second Dell PC with the Pentium 4, the power supply went in it after one week. I used to use an HP Pavillion...never had the problems I have had with the Dells. The only drawback was the CPU cover wasn't easy to take off, and it was only a Pentium II and not really worth upgrading (for me, anyway).  | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 5:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | quote: You'd now be pleased that HP merged with Compaq a while ago.
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| kindredbabe | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 5:42 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: Loverly...it's hopeless then. Just give me my mac back and no one gets hurt... ;) | ||||
| Brittney | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 8:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I'd like to reverse this, too...I work for a computer company, and I'd like to send out a quick FU to people who CALL tech support and "no speaky good english." OR they have NO FUCKING IDEA what they are talking about - or both! Remembering all those who perished in the tragedy against our great nation on Sept. 11, 2001. | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 10-31-2001 @ 8:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: This has got to be the funniest thread name ever. I just laugh when i read it. I just thought id share that  AIM | E-MAIL My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?" | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Ugh, I've always hated the tech support run-around. I used to work tech support for Symantec. The product: Norton Utilities. Computer companies loved to make it the scapegoat because it dealt with many functions deep within the OS. So of course, no matter what the real problem was, they would find that NU was installed and stop their support. They'd say it was our fault and rush the person off the phone. I can't even remember how many times I spent 2 hours on the phone with a customer, checking all sorts of things just to PROVE to them that something else was wrong. Usually it was what the customer suspected was wrong in the first place. And of course, with the real winners, you had to drag information out of them until you found out what program they just happened to install a few hours ago, that they thought would NEVER cause a problem.  No more droogs for me, for adoption is over. Noellevious.... she's made me so proud. Viddy well, little brother... err, sister. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:57 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Thanks I actually found it quite amusing myself, I must admit I was thinking of Shemp when I came up with it. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
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