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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
So here's the scoop. I just dumped a shit load of cash into my car to keep it up to date and shit. One of the tasks was to get the rear shocks and springs installed since the car was riding, oh about 6 inches from the ground with my tools in the trunk.

After spending all of said money on the car, I drove it home on Friday, no problem. Let the shit box sit on Saturday then took it to Upper Westchester yesterday morning. Now after parting with my hard earned money you should be able to imagine my suprise when I hear a thumping noise coming from the rear of the car. Fuck was I pissed, but I manage to get home and to work at JFK airport today. On the way in, I start having stearing problems while I was breaking and shit. I called my mechanic and told him the deal and he toild me to bring it in. I skip out of work early so i wouldn't lose tomorrow to get my car fixed. Driving the Hutch Parkway, the noise is unbearable, so Like a jackass, I pumped the stero louder so i wouldn't hear it.

Finally, one exit from the shop, I hit a bump and holy fuck,. there goes my rear fuckin tire rolling southbound while I was heading nortbound. Make that east bound because I cut my wheel as I pulled the E break and avoid two cars while I only had three fuckin wheels and got to the fuckin shoulder.I am shook beyond belief so I take my foot off the break but, oops, I didn't put the fucker in park so after all my deft moves to minimalize the damage, bam, right into the fuckin wall.

Now i get towed by the City to my mechanic, and he is asses the damage. He then has the gall to turn to me and say he knew when I called what the problem was. Excuse me? What?

Here's a thought, how about filling me in before I fuckin die, damn it. Seems that the helper at the shop forgot to tighten my mother fuckin lug nuts. But they knew and yet did not tell me for fuck's sake. God fuckin damn them. I almost lose my fuckin life, almost kill two people, wreck my ride and will lose time at work because of it and the best you can do is say "Shit, I knew the kid messed up." Now they say they will pay for all the damage. Wow, you think?

And That's The Bottom Line......


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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 3:34 PM      
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SKULLCRUSH MECHANIC!! GARRRRRRRRRRRRRR


.....sorry.

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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
I would like to give another fu to the fuckers who think video games are a waste and I would Like to thank Sony. If not for me wasting countless of hours honing my loserdome on the racing games on my PS2, shit would have been considerably worse.

And GW and Seph, funny shit fuck nuts, thanks.

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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
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I say they better pay for the damage... all of the fucking damage. What they did was negligent at best, and they should not only fix what's wrong with it as a result of their incompetence, they should also give you a loaner car to use in the interim. I'd also inform them that they owe you $$ for any time you miss from work because of this. I don't think I'd be able to keep my cool if I were in your shoes. Not tightening lugnuts on wheels is like putting on your Reeboks and not tying them, then running. You wouldn't do it unless you expected and wanted them to come off! Idiot Mechanic!

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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
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Most importantly Sean & His accomplice cold are ok. Other than that it will all worked out like we talked, time will tell and heal. Just be thankful you weren't getting road head at the time from grumpy's sister.


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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
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Sean, you're getting screwed here. Unless they're willing to throw in a free Transformers bumper sticker, take it to court.


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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 8:43 PM      
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quote:

Unless they're willing to throw in a free Transformers bumper sticker, take it to court.


If he gets one of those he might decied to start one of those other boards.


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posted on 10-29-2001 @ 8:54 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
That handy tool that tightens the lug nuts should have been used to hit that tool of a mechanic in the nuts!




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