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F the S out of her A
posted on 10-29-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Specifically, Nicole from last Thursday in NYC... damn you, woman! Damn you straight to hell!!!

Looked like a porno chick, spoke softly, leaned in (outstanding rack and shelf) and didn't give me and my four buddies blowjobs while we smoked cigars.

Why!??? Why?!?!?!

Well, perhaps them- I'm married (oops)

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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 12:35 AM      
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quote:

and didn't give me and my four buddies blowjobs while we smoked cigars.

Perhaps you didn't get her drunk enough Cacasmooches...
quote:

Why!??? Why?!?!?!

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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:59 AM      
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Yeah! FU to any woman who hasn't blown me!







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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 5:29 AM      
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Someone's been watching too much porno. That shit doesn't happen in real life.


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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 5:35 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Says you.



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F the S out of her A
posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
hornygoatweed, thanks for setting me straight.

Hey, wait a minute...!

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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Someone's been watching too much porno. That shit doesn't happen in real life.

Come on, we know that stuff really happens. Where would they get the great idea's and acting for the pornos then? Next thing you'll be telling us is that there is not Santa or easter Bunny. :)


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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 12:01 PM      
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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Someone on this board need to get laid if your expecting a waitress to give you a BJ.;)

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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Yeah! FU to any woman who hasn't blown me!
That list is almost as long as the list of guys that have blown you. And believe me, I know, because there were a lot of guys ahead of me on line that night, and, umm, uhh, never mind. Carry on.



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posted on 10-30-2001 @ 10:44 PM      
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fu to men who think their waitresses should be their own personal whores.



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posted on 10-31-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
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quote:

crx girl wrote:

fu to men who think their waitresses should be their own personal whores.


Awwww, did somebody not get propositioned?:)



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posted on 10-31-2001 @ 4:02 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Awwww, did somebody not get propositioned?


How many time do I have to ask you to suck my...oh...you were talking to crx...shit...nevermind.





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