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IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:10 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Alright, you're at someone's house and the "drop mudd" bell goes off in your colon, so you make your way to the potty. You do your business and, ignorantly, expect that this intelligent person actually stocks their toilet paper in the fucking bathroom! BZZZZZZZ, wrong...try again dumbass! After using the small amount that is left on the roll, you check under the sink for a new roll. What a concept right, storing toliet paper in the bathroom? No go, nada, zip, zero, zilch. Now what the fuck do I do???...say "fuck it," walk around funny the rest of the night and deal with the rash in the morning? Wipe my ass with my hand? Deal with the awkwardness of having to stand with my pants around my ankles, walk to the bathroom door, slightly open it as to allow only the slightest crack with which to peer out of and scream for a new roll? I chose the latter only to discover that some people store their toliet paper under the kitchen sink. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! This is a good idea...IF YOU SHIT IN YOUR GOD DAMN SINK! So, for the good of all humanity people, store your toilet paper in the bathroom in plane view of any potential guest poopers. Next time I'll wipe my ass on your clean towels, just a forewarning. I washed my ass, my taint is better now. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

SweetAngel	posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:36 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! What a visual. Seriously though, that's really messed up. Who doesn't keep extra toilet paper in the bathroom? Better luck next time! ;) *Graduated from the now-closed Brokenjaw school for newbies*

SweetAngel	posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:36 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	How'd that happen? *Graduated from the now-closed Brokenjaw school for newbies* This message was edited by SweetAngel on 10-30-01 @ 2:39 PM

Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car?	posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00	Next time, ask for a copy of the New York Post. ;) (or even Newsday) That'll work. FUCK BIN LADEN!!!! We'll show you a "holy-shit war!" Justin Rowe, proud citzen of New York State and the USA. St Johns.U.'04

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:45 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Rule # 5756363....When blumpkining at anothers house, be aware of tp inventory. :) If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:52 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: When blumpkining at anothers house, be aware of tp inventory. GW, I openly admit that this situation could've been avoided, but I stupidly assumed that all people store the TP in the damn bathroom. While you're at it, why not keep your silverware under the bed? This rule should be moved up to at least the top 5, in my opinion. I washed my ass, my taint is better now. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 10-30-2001 @ 2:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: This rule should be moved up to at least the top 5, in my opinion. Sorry but the top 5 all deal with masterbation. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

Sephiroth	posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:13 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Next time, use the family pet. Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath. AIM \| E-MAIL \| CHAT PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:22 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Next time, use the family pet. Seph, she only had fish. I washed my ass, my taint is better now. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

kindredbabe	posted on 10-30-2001 @ 3:23 PM
Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Sorry but the top 5 all deal with masterbation. Only 5?? Wow...figured the masturbation rules took up at least the top 100 spots... ;) And yes, when dropping the Cosby's off at the pool in someone else's house, always take note of tp inventory... Some times are right for pushing the limits of our lives, and some times are right for finding the center of our lives.Right now, understandably, everyone wants to be reassured about what is really important, what resonates at the very core of who we are as human beings.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	So, Alkey, can we consider this one an FU to your ass? You're running out of body parts to give FUs to, you know. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"*

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 10-31-2001 @ 3:34 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Ants, if I wanted to send an FU out to my ass it would involve the excess hair and pimples on it. This is strictly an FU to assholes who keep theire extra toilet paper somewhere other than the bathroom. I washed my ass, my taint is better now. Freedom is worth fighting for.Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?GrkQT = sig Queen!

Mrs. Moosen You think Flock is the real mod? Ha! Think again. USA	posted on 10-31-2001 @ 11:59 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	quote: First Alkey wrote: Deal with the awkwardness of having to stand with my pants around my ankles, walk to the bathroom door, slightly open it as to allow only the slightest crack with which to peer out of and scream for a new roll And I LMMFAO at the visual. quote: Then he says: Ants, if I wanted to send an FU out to my ass it would involve the excess hair and pimples on it. And I now have more information than I wanted. (but I still LMMFAO) Wanna use these cannons?

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 04-09-2002 @ 5:02 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	quote: Deal with the awkwardness of having to stand with my pants around my ankles, walk to the bathroom door, slightly open it as to allow only the slightest crack with which to peer out of and scream Crinkle Crinkle Alkey? Who knew? Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 04-09-2002 @ 5:10 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Crinkle Crinkle Alkey? Who knew? I knew. I always knew. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

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