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Roger
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posted on 10-31-2001 @ 7:04 PM      
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I'm soooo dissappointed. It never occurred to me that I've not seen any children in my building in the year we've lived here. I bought a fuckload of candy~ the good kind~ and I have nobody to give it to. I decided not to go to the Halloween Parade cuz I thought it'd be more fun to make little fucking kids happy. I guess this is what I get for pretending to care about children. Fuck them and fuck me. I'm soooo dissappointed. I hope the O&A show will appreciate all the chocolate they get tommorrow.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
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posted on 10-31-2001 @ 7:11 PM      
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same thing happened here...i got my mom to buy tons of candy, for the kids(ok, fine...i got it so i could have candy without having to walk around all day), but the only people who rang the doorbell were my kid cusins.oh well.even more for me then expected



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This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 7:22 PM      
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At least someone rang your bell. I'm hearing on Ron and Fez that we're not the only ones. That does not make me feel better though. This sucks.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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posted on 10-31-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
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In all that surplus chocolate that you have, is that cookie in there that you were supposed to give me? I can't eat bonus points, you know.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Just dump the candy out your window on the next kid you see on the street. Literally.


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Psycho Bitch
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 7:35 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Awww sorry to hear that Roger. Don't feel too bad, it's a very weird time right now. A lot of parents are afraid to take their kids out trick or treating with all the news reports and rumors about terrorists probably using Halloween to wreck more havoc on our country. I know you're dissapointed but at least you tried to help, it was very sweet thought :)

*EDIT* If it makes you fel any better, we could all dress up as kids and ring your bell ;) lol


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I'm definitely shattered Like some stupid piece of china How pathetic of me

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This message was edited by Psycho Bitch on 10-31-01 @ 7:48 PM
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 7:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I don't have any cookies, but I do have little monster head shaped chocolates.
I'm thinking of chucking my candy very hard at the little rugrats. But that would take me going outside and I don't feel like doing that. I guess the boys get it after all.

PB~ no, I wasn't being sweet, I was being stupid. Maybe you missed what I said before. We've been here a year and I've never seen a child. I live in a building with a doorman, if they don't live here, they don't Trick or Treat here. I suck.

"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"

This message was edited by Roger on 10-31-01 @ 7:46 PM
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 8:06 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
PARTY AT ROGER'S PLACE!!!!!!




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posted on 10-31-2001 @ 8:18 PM      
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quote:

It never occurred to me that I've not seen any children in my building in the year we've lived here



What did you move into, a retirement community?


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
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posted on 10-31-2001 @ 8:46 PM      
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I have seen any of the little bastards here either.

Maybe i should stop hanging out on my porch with a shotgun when i want visitors.

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posted on 10-31-2001 @ 8:49 PM      
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Well i dont live in the city, but even where i live, there were much less kids out. But that meant that when my little brother and sister got home today, that id get more of whatever they didnt want, which was a lot. But my mom never buys candy cuz no kids want to go into an apartment building that makes them have to climb steps. lol lazy fuckers. Roger, it totally sucks that that happend. But like u said, O&A will love all the candy theyll be getting tomorrow. So its not gonna go to waste.


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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:28 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

It never occurred to me that I've not seen any children in my building in the year we've lived here
When the parents heard that Anthony was moving in to their building, they whisked their children away to a safer environment.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
Lent
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posted on 10-31-2001 @ 9:34 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Its seems halloween isn't the same anymore. I havent seen one person with shaving cream or eggs this year!





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and the USA.
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zootybang
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 1:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Man, if ever there was a misleading thread title.
I'm out here on the island, and i havent noticed a drop off in kids out this year. Do you know how hard it is to ignore,like, a hundred doorbell rings in a day?




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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 1:54 AM      
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quote:

Its seems halloween isn't the same anymore. I havent seen one person with shaving cream or eggs this year!



Lucky you...I got pelted by about 25 kids this morning waiting for the bus...oh well...

Not one kid rang my bell tonight either come to think of it and we just recently had an influx of kids here since all the seniors have been dropping like flies...


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i woke up this morning with nothing but light in my eyes
now i'm one with the fools of love
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Wookie
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 1:54 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Even the parade was off.
Last year, the sidewalks were so packed you couldn't even move up and down the street or in and out of stores. This year, I was able to walk right up to the Avenue and eventually get all the way to the front. Much less crowded, and the weather was a lot better this year.
Still plenty entertaining ON the route, though.
Crazy fuckers.


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posted on 11-01-2001 @ 5:16 AM      
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We had a ton of kids out here in Centerport, LI. Roger, you hate kids anyway, don't you? Maybe you're becoming more maternal.;) Hey, maybe the kids were afraid Norton might be there.


Snoteater
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:36 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
I live in the ruralest of neighborhoods and I had 3( count them 3) kids come around to my place. Last year I had a average of three at a time.



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posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Kids never come to our side of our block because I have these nextdoor neighbors, who for the past 15 years go out for the whole day on halloween just so they dont have to give out candy. So kids never come by us, and if they do its usually with eggs, silly string and shaving cream. But i am happy to report that this year my car was not used as a canvas...our block was quite clean



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But I'm not suspicious, I'm cautious.
And you know I want to love and trust you.
But it's really a lot to try and adjust to.


GonzoStyle
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I've not seen any children in my building in the year we've lived here.



Sorry.

quote:

But i am happy to report that this year my car was not used as a canvas...our block was quite clean



That's cause Unicron stood on the hood of your car doing the full monty and yelling SKULLCRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHH....

quote:

Maybe i should stop hanging out on my porch with a shotgun when i want visitors.



I didn't know you lived by the fuzz box shemp.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

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Sephiroth
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 10:07 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I didn't know you lived by the fuzz box shemp.



Well Stranger.... i reckon you can stay the night in my barn. Just leave my daughter be.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
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PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

GonzoStyle
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Well Stranger.... i reckon you can stay the night in my barn. Just leave my daughter be.



As long as I get the sheep.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

She-Mail Me Here

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Maybe you're becoming more maternal


Not a chance! Only kid I like is my nephew, but he lives in Colorado. My sister is currently developing a new niece/nephew who will be my Godchild. I'm looking forward to that, but still not wanting my own, thank you very much. I guess I got what I deserved this Halloween pretending I liked the little shits other people produce.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 11-01-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
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quote:

My sister is currently developing a new niece/nephew



Do you mean genetically? or just by plain ole' screwin'?;):)



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There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard
I'm just trying to find A decent melody
A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Just plain screwin'. And must be doing a lot of it cuz her second baby is due less than a year after her first one! I'm happy, it means I get to buy more of those precious little outfits!


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"


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