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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: To Stupid People @ The Gym | ||||
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King Shit *board owner* | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:48 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01  | FU to the myriad of stupid people at the gym. Let's start first with the fucking twat who not once, but twice had to stand right on top of me while I was lifting. Not once but twice I had to move out of where I was work because she stood next to me and almost cracked me with her weights. Next there's the posers. You fucking homos, lift and get out of the way. You only take up valuable space by standing there and looking at yourself in the mirror. If you love yourself that much, go home grab a bottle of lotion and a wad of tissues and go to town. Last, the fucking socializers. These god damn slap-dicks come in groups, talk, jerk around, and get nothing done. They take forever on the machines, benches, and cables because they're too busy sucking each others' cocks to lift and get out of the way.  ~Matt/Froy from Jersey The Hell Hole Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. Also providing total immunity to Fayth | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 12:55 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Damn Froy, i thought I was the only one to blow a gasket around here! How about thoose dickheads who find the need to talk to you in the locker? No offense but theese fuckin people need to get the fuck away from me! If I am changing, don't fuckin talk to me! I am changing so I can leave you assF's not so I can make small talk with some fuckin muscel head!  | ||||
| MashedPotatohead NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy! | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 1:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | How about those dirtbags that don't wipe off the machines/equipment when you they are finished. I don't want to touch your fuckin' body fluids or get that shit on my clothes. Sig Pic Under Construction | ||||
| Dan | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 1:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | How about those morons who....wait, who am I kidding? I haven't gone to a gym in a year... | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 1:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Need we forget to mention the people that DON'T WIPE THE FUCKING SWEAT OFF THEIR GODDAMN SEAT! IT'S CALLED A TOWEL YOU ASSWIPES! There, I feel better now. Oops I broke my own rule  ------------------------  See My Sig Pics! This message was edited by Fez on 3-8-01 @ 1:36 PM | ||||
| Rog2K | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 3:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | The worst, by far, are the socializers. I would have to go the gym when I had a period off. That only gave me about an hour at Rutgers to go from class on Livingston to the gym on College Ave then to Class on Cook. Those fuckers cost me too much time to do a full set! I HATE THOSE FUCKERS!!!! LIFT & LEAVE!  "I feel the hate rise up in me Kneel down & clear the stone of leaves I walk around where you can't see Inside my shell I wait & bleed..." | ||||
| RandomNY | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 5:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | How about the people that drive around the parking lot waiting for the closest spot.. YOUR AT THE FUCKING GYM.. walk a few feet you stupid ass F.. I park as far away as possible so when they see me walking out they follow me thinking they are going to get a close spot.. Funny to watch them get pissed the I made them drive to the other end of the lot. :) SECOND.. The guys that take showers and have to stand under the Hair dryer totally naked... DUDE I DON'T need to see MAN-JUNK.. put a fucking towel on then dry your fucking hair. Hey it's time for to go to my gym. :) This message was edited by RandomNY on 3-8-01 @ 5:55 PM | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 03-08-2001 @ 6:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: To add to your post Sean, how about when you go in the locker room and see man junk swinging everywhere. If that's not bad enough, then they try to talk to you while they're naked. Get the fuck away from me assholes! :(  "What are you speaking? German Brian? German! Jermaine! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!" Proud graduate of NJDude's School of Rock | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | All of the above, plus the asses that stalk the laides around, that shit's not cool. | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Yeah... and FU to the people who follow their little Nautilus circuits and think they have the goddamn right of way when you are in the middle of a set on a machine. FU to the dumb old bitches that take forever on one machine... and steal the one you are working on when you are getting a drink of water. FU to the old "blue oyster bar" looking guy that hordes the fuckin' incline bench for two hours at a time..... and mega FU to the teeny boppers that run around with their tight little shorts and tank tops for not being legal!!!! Hmph... I've vented. Carry on.
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| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 7:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote:They're called motivation. | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 03-10-2001 @ 5:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | F-U to the people at the gym that sit on the machine and do nothing. Get the eff up I have to work out!  My adapted newbie that now has graduated: skitchr4u | ||||
| It rubs the lotion on its skin | posted on 03-11-2001 @ 1:11 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | How about an F-U to all the big guys at the gym while I'm just starting out and I have to be the "one plate guy." I feel like such a pussy. | ||||
| AndyKoom | posted on 03-11-2001 @ 4:50 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | they should just stick with this shit:  | ||||
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