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katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 11-10-2001 @ 11:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01

  • FU to my ex-girlfriend, that lying, stealing BITCH! You don't know the value of anything, you rich bitch, cyber punk wannabe!
  • FU to food poisoning that got my boyfriend so sick that he's been pulling over ever fifteen minutes on his three hour drive home to puke!
  • FU to my mom who won't let him crash at our house (the only place he has to go right now) for one measly night! Good Christian woman my ASS!
  • FU to the a-hole that stole my ATM card-- I haven't been able to deposit my paycheck for a week because I can't get to the bank during regular hours. I have three hundred bucks in checks that are about to bounce sky high...
  • FU to abusive people, users, takers, who fuck with people's goodness.
  • FU to things you can't change, no matter what. FU to other people controling your life. How does this happen? I don't fuck people over! How does a person have that in herself, to USE someone like that, you bitch!
  • Last but not least, FU to being that horrible age where you're still living at home, where you have a job but no money, where you have a car to use but it's not yours, where everyone expects you to be taking care of yourself but won't let you make your own disicions. FU to parents who tell their kids that they can be and do whatever they want when they grow up, so long as the parents aprove. Fuck to control freaks.


Just.... Just give me a cookie and chalk it up to not getting any (:



Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ

When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 11-10-2001 @ 11:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:
FU to being that horrible age where you're still living at home, where you have a job but no money, where you have a car to use but it's not yours, where everyone expects you to be taking care of yourself but won't let you make your own disicions


Hey Katya you have to be more specific, that can be any age from 17-70:)



I'm not afraid of anything in this world
There's nothing you can throw at me that I haven't already heard
I'm just trying to find A decent melody
A song that I can sing, in my own company-U2

katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 11-10-2001 @ 11:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Face, I'm 19; I'll be 20 in January. I was one of those kids who got raised by the grandparents because of a lousy mother and no-show dad. I also ended up taking care of my great grand parents at a young age (9-15 or so) Interfered with school, friends-- I had that one-friend syndrome for about four years. Blah blah blah- this is nothing special, we're all fucked up. I'm not trying to pull a sob story. We all feel trapped sometimes. I just fucking feel really trapped and limited right now. I feel like I'm doomed to be used all my life. I don't mean as a pawn-- I just mean so many people "depend" on me (IOW, can't make a disicion without my help). It's one of those things where you just don't feel like your life is your own. *shakes head* Wha'er....



Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ

When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash
Sephiroth
posted on 11-10-2001 @ 11:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I just got off the phone with Jesus, and he thinks that you should cap your parents. He said you would know how.

Godspeed good soldier.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES

Vengence be thy name. Death be thy Chore. Move swiftly, Move silently and cede thy Wrath.
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PREPARE FOR SCREAMING TEMPORAL DOOM !!

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin		posted on 11-11-2001 @ 12:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ok, we are getting dangerously close to overfucking. One more FU post Katya and you will officially become the board's most "pissed off bitch" :) Angry women.... we are surrounded by angry women.... and they wonder why men drink and watch foorball. :)



What are you looking at?


Sweetnfeisty8
posted on 11-13-2001 @ 8:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
WTF!!!! I drink AND watch football!!!! ;)



"You don't know me, you just wish you did!!" Sweets =)
SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 11-13-2001 @ 3:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
katya_ann, ya know what you need to do?

That's right...





Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

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This message was edited by SLASH on 11-13-01 @ 3:10 PM

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 11-15-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
The unedited version.

quote:
FU to my mom who won't let him crash at our house (the only place he has to go right now) for one measly night! Good Christian woman my ASS!


So to get back at my mom I rode him like a show pony at the local Motel 6.

Oh...FU Funbags he stayed awake the whole time.


katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 11-16-2001 @ 10:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
I'm sorry, Ken, I just didn't want to mention you.


.....So........

How are you...?

You never did call me......

*sniff*

Did your left testicle ever show up again?



Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ

When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash
GonzoStyle
posted on 11-16-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ


I'm jewish, but i still love you my little biatch.

Hey did your b/f puke on you at the motel 6 when he was railing you from behind as the sweat off his brow kept dropping onto your already hot and sweaty back and you finally lived up to being the little whore we all knew you were and....... ahh shit i uh gotta go, need some alone time.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.
She-Mail Me Here

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 11-16-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Katya
I was going to write an FU to my missing left testicle. But then I saw Alkey already had that covered. So, ahhhhhh, so did you pee on the stick yet? Are we safe?



This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 11-16-01 @ 12:02 PM
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!		posted on 11-17-2001 @ 5:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
Hey did your b/f puke on you at the motel 6 when he was railing you from behind as the sweat off his brow kept dropping onto your already hot and sweaty back and you finally lived up to being the little whore we all knew you were and....... ahh shit i uh gotta go, need some alone time.


Ken? Comment? LOL

And BTW, I'm on the Pill. Hey, two sins with one fuck-- sex before marriage AND contraception!



Proud to call Gonzostyle my fellow brother in Christ

When I am hungry do I not eat and when I get a nail driven into the back of my skull because the older kids thought it would be fun to shoot me with a nailgun, do I not scream? -- William T Bash



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