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crx girl
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posted on 11-16-2001 @ 5:47 PM      
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sorry, i have a kinda long story but i need to rant, feel free to share your scumbucket landlord stories too.

well, my heat finally came on, so all the "fixed" leaks came back. it turns out after several attempts at plumbing in my bathroom my shower still leaks into the store downstairs. amazingly enough my landlord called within a week(a record short time) to tell me that he's got someone coming over to fix it. he also tells me that he's gonna replace the kitchen cabinets, but we'll get to that later.

now, i don't know if it's all landlords or just mine, but whenever there's a leaky pipe or something mine doesn't get a plumber. i guess it makes too much sense to actually fix a problem when you can just keep patching it up every few months. so, the pipe behind the wall in my shower leaks, probably has for years, and because of that the wall around it is starting to rot away. now, i guess nobody in his immediate family are plumbers because every brother, cousin or whatever that he sends over is basically a handy man. the leak is fixed now because he put new concrete around the pipe, yay. this all happened yesterday morning, so, i haven't had a shower since then, not to mention the shower doors which he leaned up against the shelves in the kitchen where all my food is.

why is my food there? because i had to take it out of my cupboards so they could put in new cabinets. which is what they did today. i came home, not only to find that my bathroom has not been touched since last night, the shower head's off, there's no tile on the wall and the shower doors are still leaning against my shelves. but i've got brand new cabinets, which have about half the shelf space of the old ones, not to mention that they're gonna tile over where there used to be a shelf for all my spices and where i had hooks to hang my utensils. oh yeah, and of the upper cabinets, i can only reach the lowest two of the tiny shelves. how tiny you ask? well, if i had tiny dinner plates, i might actually be able to fit them in my cupboard.

i'm just so fucking pissed off right now, i have to figure out where to put all my kitchen stuff and i'll probably end up having to buy myself more shelves, i'm so glad i've got a bunch of extra money lying around for that. now, i might be able to calm down a bit if i took a long hot shower. oh that's right, i can't. and i think the thing that gets to me the most is trying to fathom how these mongoloids could think that it's ok to leave someone's bathroom in that condition for 3 fucking days. i mean, i know they probably only shower once a week or so, but some of us are civilized and don't enjoy having to step all over tools and dust just to brush our teeth in the morning. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

now if only ranting and raving could make everything all better :(



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posted on 11-16-2001 @ 6:21 PM      
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I hope all is fixed soon sweety. If you're interested, my parents are very good landlords and have an apartment available. :) Won't you be my neighbor?





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crx girl
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posted on 11-16-2001 @ 6:44 PM      
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don't you live in the ghetto?



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posted on 11-16-2001 @ 6:48 PM      
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Remind me not to offer any favors anymore. :(





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posted on 11-16-2001 @ 6:59 PM      
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quote:

don't you live in the ghetto?



Its better than a park bench :)

Anyway...you have rights as a tenant that your landlord is not meeting. You don't have to pay your rent etc. If you are interested, I might know a few places to contact to get this straightened out, but if you can't afford to piss off your landlord, I would advise against it. Good luck.


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onehung lo434
posted on 11-17-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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which have about half the shelf space of the old ones, ....
how tiny you ask? well, if i had tiny dinner plates, i might actually be able to fit them in my cupboard.


Newer cabinets usually have adjustable shelve heights,Move the pins around to get the most practical use out of the shelves.
quote:

where i had hooks to hang my utensils



use velcro.Or the self sticking hooks,,No damage to the new tile that way.






crx girl
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posted on 11-17-2001 @ 8:16 PM      
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quote:

Newer cabinets usually have adjustable shelve heights,Move the pins around to get the most practical use out of the shelves.
ok, thanks for insulting my intelligence. it's not the height, in fact with only one shelf now in the cupboards, i could stack about 50 small plates. the problem is the width, i can't fit 1 dinner plate in. plus instead of four good size drawers, i now have 2 that are about 6 inches wide, now tell me what the hell i'm supposed to keep in that?

and since i'm here, another update. after he left i went into the kitchen, and the electrical outlet, (the only one by the counter) is no longer properly inserted in the wall, why? because there is a wire sticking out from behind it with a socket on the end. now it's really great that i have a third outlet, but seriously, wtf, i have a socket hanging out of my wall, and when i touched it the tiles around it all fell off.

in short, i'm gonna go and get drunk now, then comes the who knows how many days of cleaning until i get rid of all the dust and caulking residue...



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onehung lo434
posted on 11-18-2001 @ 6:58 AM      
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quote:

the problem is the width



Oh. I didn't realize he gave you 9" cookie sheet cabinets for uppers.

quote:

now have 2 that are about 6 inches wide, now tell me what the hell i'm supposed to keep in that?



Your Tampons, Good luck




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posted on 11-18-2001 @ 4:17 PM      
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Sorry to hear that crx girl hope everything turns out for the best.

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posted on 11-19-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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quote:

which have about half the shelf space of the old ones, ....
how tiny you ask? well, if i had tiny dinner plates, i might actually be able to fit them in my cupboard.


Newer cabinets usually have adjustable shelve heights,Move the pins around to get the most practical use out of the shelves.

quote:

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where i had hooks to hang my utensils

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use velcro.Or the self sticking hooks,,No damage to the new tile that way.


Thanks, Bob Villa ;)


quote:

ok, thanks for insulting my intelligence



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Tricia, I think he was just trying to help.



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crx girl
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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 4:25 PM      
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i know nobody cares, but i thought an update might be in order. there used to be a leak from the shower upstairs, it's been fixed several times, and i actually finally got my ceiling fixed so there were no holes about 6 months ago, it was a lovely 6 months. yesterday morning i was rudely awakened by the sound of water dripping. ok, dripping is an understatement, it's coming down in a steady flow, as if there's just a faucet running in my ceiling, so far i've lost 3 1/2 tiles from the ceiling. who wants to start the pool on how long it'll take to get this one fixed?

oh, also the other day, the doorknob from the outside door mysteriously dissappeared, if nobody had been home, i wouldn't have been able to get into my apartment. no biggie though, right? went to home depot (fu to them too, customer service there is non existant) bought a new doorknob and dead bolt, deduct $20 from the rent check, right? too bad the cheap ass door has been so bent out of shape by the stupid fucking kids, that the regular doorknob part doesn't reach the frame to hold the door closed and the deadbolt just won't go in at all. school starts again tomorrow so i may just have to start killing teens when they come into my building and steal my mail. that's legal right?

ok, i think i'm done now.



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posted on 11-25-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
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quote:

I hope all is fixed soon sweety. If you're interested, my parents are very good landlords and have an apartment available. Won't you be my neighbor?


quote:

don't you live in the ghetto?








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posted on 11-29-2001 @ 7:33 AM      
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ahahahhhaaha, goddamn slash that is really fucking fun..., oh shit i live there to. asshole


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crx girl
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posted on 12-10-2001 @ 5:46 PM      
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since i know you're all enthralled by the story of my household woes, i'll just add to this one instead of starting a new thread. wouldn't want people to start calling me trishyoandafan or anything...

i was rudely awakened at 9:30 this morning by the sound of teen hooligans. (and no the teen does not make it better in this case) turns out, they'd managed to break in, and ripped off the door knob from the inside door. this caused us to need a screwdriver just to leave the building. but that's not the bad part. the thing that makes me ill about this is that one of those fucking animals TOOK A FUCKING PISS ON THE FLOOR what is wrong with people. why the hell do these kids think it's ok to behave like this??? i am just so fucking disgusted i don't know what to do. if i don't move soon you'll be reading in the paper about a crazy lady who got in her car and started running kids over as they come out of school. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

so, my morning was spent waiting for the cops to make a report (who also called them filthy fucking animals, for once we're in agreement on something) then waiting for my incompetant fucking landlord to come and put a new lock on the door. if he would've just put on a decent door in the first place they wouldn't be able to kick it until the lock breaks. and then he expects me to go out and make copies of the key, which, is somehow unusual enough that the regular machine at the store doesn't fit it, so i have to go to a hardware store which of course all close before 5. half of that probably doesn't even make sense but good english is not at the forefront of my mind right now.

oh, and fu to my old roomates who were so psycho that i moved into the first apartment that i could find.



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
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DevilsFan
posted on 12-19-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
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quote:

"incompetant landlord"



I feel for you crx girl, truly.
I had a landlord that refused to fucking fix anything. She was a patch-work bitch too.
She had the nerve to send her son (a NJ Cop) up to intimidate "talk" to me because I wanted a refund for a new lock, which was in the origional lease agreement. I hope that fucking bitch is rotting in hell!
If it's any consolation, I'm short & can't reach up past my 2nd shelf. Store whatever you can fit that you don't use often on those upper shelves. I understand they are small width wise. Complain to your landlord that they are not only nonfunctional but not practical. That the next vivtim, I mean tenant that comes in will not rent the place based on this, the shotty work, and the lack of safety awareness! If I can think of an agency to help you I'll write back.
In the mean time, I'll pray for your safety, no joke, prayer works. Laugh all you want, but sometimes that's all we've got. So stay safe for now. :) Also, I've worked w/ those "animals" in both the Bronx & Mt. Vernon, they just don't care and the way the treated your floor is basically what they think of themselves. They're pieces of shit!

Let There Be Peace On Earth

This message was edited by DevilsFan on 12-19-01 @ 4:08 PM



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