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Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:11 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Son of a bitch, I'm sitting here minding my own business and out of nowhere my nose starts gushing blood. Mother Fucker. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:16 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Stop picking it, stupid... How about a positive LSD story, that would be newsworthy. Don't you think? Anybody think that? Just once, to hear a positive LSD story. "Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." -- Bill Hicks

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:18 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	I wasn't picking it. I'm just playing my little video game and i felt the blood running out. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	Did it have anything to do with those funny little white lines?? ;) Quote of the Day - Yahoo sucks. - Me If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.

heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:23 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01	Was it all the coke? ;) "Psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy Psycho groupie coke Makes you high makes you hide Makes you really want to go, STOP" I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation You're my kinda lover...

Kid Afrika	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:39 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	HOWDY, COKEHEAD!!! And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:42 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Oh yeah you got me. Now I'm going to go sit naked on a bull and dance with Sean. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Kid Afrika	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 8:47 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Oh, I know you're not a cokehead. I was just playing along with the joke. Everyone knows rich kids do heroin, not coke. ;) And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"

Sephiroth	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 9:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00	quote: I wasn't picking it. I'm just playing my little video game and i felt the blood running out. Games are so interactive nowadays, it's scary. Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade. AIM \| E-MAIL \| 1337 KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS

OAAWITE	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 9:13 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Face it, you're never going to drop enough weight to get into The Shute's class.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 9:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Now I'm going to go sit naked on a bull and dance with Sean. If you do that, I want my $20 refunded. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* This message was brought to you by a man who would like to remind you that he does NOT have a vagina.

windowlck	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 9:38 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: sit naked on a bull and dance with Sean Does that mean we have to give you a digital camera as a prize? Could be a lot worse. i once got a nose bleed in the middle of having sex...I kept snorting and pretending i had a allergies till it was over. AIM me "DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory This message was edited by windowlck on 12-10-01 @ 9:42 PM

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 9:43 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Face it, you're never going to drop enough weight to get into The Shute's class. But he may get to bang the hot older chick who just happens to be staying in his house while her car is being fixed. Gonzo was just a phase.... SLASH is my world now!

Buttmunch USA Autoban Head Slap... Swim Move...	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 9:50 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	Candy-ass whiner

heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 10:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01	Atleast it's only your nose. ;) .... did it stop yet? I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation You're my kinda lover...

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 10:07 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Yes, it has stopped. Thank you. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

crack hitler If you want an honest opinion about your breasts, just ask me. Unofficail Ambassador of WOW	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:13 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	i wouldn't care if a walrus fell out of your nose i'm in the upper echelon

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:17 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	LMAO. Nice call-back. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Kid Afrika	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:21 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: LMAO GA [norton's fake laugh]huh huh huh[/norton] And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you. BrundleFly says, "Kid didn't land on OA.com, OA.com landed on Kid!"

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:21 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Damn that was fucking funny, crack! Beautiful callback. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* This message was brought to you by a man who would like to remind you that he does NOT have a vagina.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:39 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	No fake laugh there, that was fukin hysterical. Could someone tell Ken to stop editing my posts? Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation

Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 12-10-2001 @ 11:47 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	quote: i wouldn't care if a walrus fell out of your nose And yes folks, we have another "line of the night" Happy Holidays I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up -- we call them losers.

Psycho Bitch	posted on 12-11-2001 @ 8:53 AM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	Hmmm...is this an Alkey approved thread? I thought he help some kind of copyright on FU's to body parts ;) I have made some big mistakes, and I've paid a heavy price, I found a little peace between will and sacrifice, I have watched as all my dreams went walking out the door, and I think I deserve just a little more You kick my foot under the table, I kick you back, I can't say I'm able to stand for you or fall for you ever again, Wish for a perfect setting? Wishing that I am letting you take me where you want me all over again? You can't give yourself absolutely to someone else and I don't know, and I don't care if I ever will see you again I don't know, and I don't care if I ever will be there

Fez The sky is blue	posted on 12-11-2001 @ 7:11 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00	So ...can I defile this thread? Hey Froy, I'm thinking of a word. It starts with Y and ends with A and has MC between it. Wanna guess what it is? FezÂ® blah blah blah Â©2001 blah blah blah. Fezâ„¢ blah blah Email me at [email protected]

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 12-11-2001 @ 7:48 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Oh shit, don't start that again. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands