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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 12-31-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
FU to whichever stank-ass-twat pissed all over the seat in the bathroom.

This is a place of business whore, not the crack den you call home! Sit your wide load down & pee like a normal civilized woman. We aren't men, no need to stand. There is even those funky paper covers for the seat.

FU! Get with the program! :(




Two inch nails Micro waist With a pale white feline face Inclination eyebrows to there ... Take off your shabby dress Come and lay beside me Come a little bit closer Come a little bit closer to this ... Vampira, Vampira, Vampira
SNAKEBITE
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
There is even those funky paper covers for the seat.


I guess you didn't use one either. lol

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 12-31-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
There is more than one stall silly.

Not that I cleaned anything up though, "not my job"
SNAKEBITE
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01

quote:
There is more than one stall silly.


There is!! So then what's the FU for, close the door and go to the next booth please. No damage done.

you women the littlest thing piss you off. :) oops!




This message was edited by SNAKEBITE on 12-31-01 @ 12:00 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 12-31-2001 @ 11:55 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Ah ldi, what's with the sig? :) Your scaring me.

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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 12-31-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
If you think THIS is scary, wait till you see what I didn't use yet. ;)
quote:
So then what's the FU for,

Since when does there need to be a reason. You seem to be getting your money's worth out of replying here. :) Come on it's slow today.



Two inch nails Micro waist With a pale white feline face Inclination eyebrows to there ... Take off your shabby dress Come and lay beside me Come a little bit closer Come a little bit closer to this ... Vampira, Vampira, Vampira


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 12-31-01 @ 12:07 PM
Metalfan
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Who are you kidding?? Like you didn't try sopping that up with a piece of bread like a porch monkey sops up gravy with a biscuit. Let's not forget that you wear an adult diaper once a week just for kicks.....

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE 		posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:35 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Now, now... if your going to be truthful, don't leave anything out. You know I only do the diaper thing cause you have that weird obsession with the little plastic tape tabs... "open, close, open, close... look you can reseal them!" You squeal like a little girl everytime.




Two inch nails Micro waist With a pale white feline face Inclination eyebrows to there ... Take off your shabby dress Come and lay beside me Come a little bit closer Come a little bit closer to this ... Vampira, Vampira, Vampira
Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:39 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Let's not forget that you wear an adult diaper once a week just for kicks

No one wants to hear the shit you do to get off Petal.


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

Metalfan
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hmmmmmmm, I also have a think for black electrical tape...but who squeals then? >)

My my Gayard, you do get testes when your lovers aren't here....all pent up again young man?



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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
all pent up again young man?

Tsk Tsk Tsk silly faggit. Don't you know I'm only pent up because your mom couldn't hold anymore cum after all the boys had their turn at X-Mas?


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

Metalfan
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
Go drink another girlie drink faggit!


Even she figured out you weren't a real man, so she had to cut you loose......rope swallower. Now go find a glory hole and play nicely with the other

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09.11.01 - To those who we'll never see again - you'll be in our hearts forever. To those who did this.....buh bye motherfuckers.
Maynard
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
Even she figured out you weren't a real man, so she had to cut you loose

So now you're calling BM a she?


I used to love her
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much, She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.		posted on 01-01-2002 @ 10:09 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Be a sweetie, clean the seatie.

...or just aim rite in Norton's mouth.


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