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Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 1:02 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
First off, I want to send a HUGE FUCK YOU to:

Myself for trying to have a good time even though breaking it off with Tim and loads of shit with my family was in the back of my mind. How silly of me to think I could forget my problems for a lil while and have some fun.

Amy for not thinking that letting certain people talk under my screename would be funny. YOu only kept them from talking to certain people coz you knew your ass would get in trouble. But just think of how much fuckin trouble you'd get into with a simple "hi" from me. Thanks for fucking ruining some friendships. Including this one -- AGAIN. *edit* -- Ive calmed down a lot now... just lemme have my pissed day

Jeff, Chris, Frank and company for talking to people under my screename. I fuckin yelled at you in a drunken haze, just wait til I see you all sober... there will be hell to pay

Jeff ((again)) for ALWAYS ruining shit when I meet a nice guy. Why not try to get laid urself you stupid fuck? Thank god that guy understood, and guess what, HE GOT SOME ASS.

Chris ((again)) for not answering phone calls in our own house while I was still asleep. Maybe you shouldn't be on ur fat J-Lo ass of yours and actually get shit done...then you wonder why I hang up on ur phone calls, coz you're doing essentially the same fucking thing. Rude bitch.

Fuck Keeyahtay for giving me shit about not hooking up with him -- I ALREADY DID... YOU GOT UR CARD PUNCHED, MOVE ON! You give me all this shit about "oh, i wont hook up w/ other chicks if you dont want me" when I said I didn't give a fuck coz I was f'n the shit out of someone else anyway. Then you give me all this guilt for drinking and dancing and gettin close to Don ((and Trevor the pimp))

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And above all, I want to make a very public apology to one person in particular. I'm incredibly sorry for what was said and done under the assumption it was me. I know this changes many things, and I'm very very very very very very sincerely sorry. I know we don't get along that well, but I do not have any personal vandetta against you, never had. You're a good guy ((some of the time)) and please just know this is very sincere and from the heart. I don't give a fuck if you accept it or not, I just want it seen that I made this apology.
-----

At least I got drunk and get some ass, considering I was the cutest girl there... that has to be good, rite? ;)


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."

This message was edited by Shelle Bink on 1-1-02 @ 2:11 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 1:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Ahhh... to be in High School again.

No wait, I hated High School. I hated High School with the fires of Hell itself.

Fuck High School. Fuck it with a spiked dildo.

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 01-01-2002 @ 1:20 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Shouldn't this thread be on rf.net?




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 1:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Jeff ((again)) for ALWAYS ruining shit when I meet a nice guy. Why not try to get laid urself you stupid fuck? Thank god that guy understood, and guess what, HE GOT SOME ASS.






AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Facey -- you think I went to 5 Second Man's party?? It'd be over before I got there!

I was actually talking about my brother who is named Jeff, and another party that has nothing to do with this board ((well, until last nite))


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:23 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

I was actually talking about my brother who is named Jeff, and another party that has nothing to do with this board ((well, until last nite))




Now thats funny. There are 2 guys in your life named Jeff that try and fuck up your life. Life is nothing if not ironic




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I don't care. I'm just pissed that my privacy is being leaked.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Thank god that guy understood, and guess what, HE GOT SOME ASS.


I'll bet it's hairy ass.


quote:

Fuck High School. Fuck it with a spiked dildo



Viva Hector???


quote:

I don't care. I'm just pissed that my privacy is being leaked.


Golden showers anyone?



By the way, I have some wild IM conversation that I will release at $5 a pop. =)






Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.


This message was edited by TheGooch on 1-1-02 @ 2:37 PM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
oh yeah, Fuck Gooch for learning about Hector

and Froy -- it wasnt leaked, I can investigate w/out others help.
and Facey -- guys named Chris piss me off too.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Hey Amy -- you're still in deep shit.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 3:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Is that your gay brother Jeff? Maybe he wanted to give up his ass to those guys.


Resident Board Socialist
IM me at stickysituation2
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 4:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Fuck Last Night's New Year's Party.

Im sure you did...lol


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

Sean C0ld
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 4:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Fuck Keeyahtay for giving me shit about not hooking up with him -- I ALREADY DID... YOU GOT UR CARD PUNCHED, MOVE ON!



Holy fuckin shit, you guys left me the best gift! Your God loves you.

Why am I getting the creepy image that Shelle has that number thing you see at a deli counter to the right of her twat?

"NOW SERVING #1,235,369, PLEASE CUM TO THE COUNTER!"

either that or about 200 guys in East Bumble Fuck, New Jersey have their own "One free pass in shelle's ass" card with an offer for a free soda after 5 paid visits.

Sephiroth
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 4:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
There's a party in Shelle's mouth, and Everybody's cumming!

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 4:44 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Why am I getting the creepy image that Shelle has that number thing you see at a deli counter to the right of her twat?

"NOW SERVING #1,235,369, PLEASE CUM TO THE COUNTER!"

either that or about 200 guys in East Bumble Fuck, New Jersey have their own "One free pass in shelle's ass" card with an offer for a free soda after 5 paid visits.

Well, I would say Shelle left herself open to that, but that would be redundant, wouldn't it? ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
In Loving Memory of those who gave their lives needlessly, so that we could become truly UNITED IN SPIRIT...
The tears that we shed for you all shall NOT be in vain.
STAY STRONG, AMERICA
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 4:57 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
should i be insulted that i havent been asked to tap that yet?

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Sean C0ld
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 5:00 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
no, be grateful you ass, now shoo, non name telling fuck wad!lol

Sephiroth
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

no, be grateful you ass, now shoo, non name telling fuck wad! lol


Who are you and what have you done to Mr. Hate?

L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES. I fucking hate everyone of you motherfuckers, so leave me the fuck alone and DIE. Jesus Christ, you fucking mongoloids disgust me. You're all living proof of why Abortions should be mandatory in some cases. We should Enslave the retards and use them to build our Utopia. After that, we'll just put a bullet in their mis-shapen skulls. Or throw them in ovens, whichever is cheaper.

Trust is a weakness, Betrayal is the hidden blade.
AIM | E-MAIL | 1337
KILLER JAPANESE SEIZURE ROBOTS
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 5:09 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

KidArpika

LMMFAO!

And...By the way...Happy New Year everyone.


Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!!
It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it.
Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.





WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 8:18 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
hmmmmm hmm hmmmmmmm
welp all i have to say is that no noe of this was my fault
i tried to stop them
thats all i got to say
it wasnt my job to even try to stop them bnut i did

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 8:55 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

KidArpika

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

LMMFAO!



suck it

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:28 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Is that your gay brother Jeff? Maybe he wanted to give up his ass to those guys.


Gay Brother is actually a half brother, named Mike. And it was a sausage party, so it rocked for me...

quote:

Why am I getting the creepy image that Shelle has that number thing you see at a deli counter to the right of her twat?


That explains why my cunt smells like cheese.

quote:

either that or about 200 guys in East Bumble Fuck, New Jersey have their own "One free pass in shelle's ass" card with an offer for a free soda after 5 paid visits.


Its North Bumblefuck actually.

quote:

i tried to stop them


You sitting on the couch, typing more shit, and telling them to IM froy was a really good way going about that.

quote:

suck it


Where's your card?


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 9:50 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Well i was in south bumblefuck, NJ that that makes anyone feel better.



Email
- AIM:roweLENTless2001

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:43 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
ok im going to take responsibility for the actions i did and lack of actions i took and say i am sorry for all that happened, and if you cant forgive me then so be it

and i did try to stop them

im not blaming anything on the alcohol but it wasnt like i was sober

by the way, my gameboy advanced is still at your house

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:52 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Don't worry WG. Shelle is probably the one person that can never claim to have been taken advatage of.


quote:

by the way, my gameboy advanced is still at your house


I remember junior high like it was just yesterday... ahh memories.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 1-3-02 @ 12:55 AM



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