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K to the Izzo
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 10:27 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
To the dumb bitch who knows I want her, known it forever, yet feels the need to introduce me to her boyfriend who's got those droopy looking African ears you see in them circa 1900 pictures. Yeah bitch FU, continue nailing your Justin Timberlake meets Dumbo boyfriend you Prozac popping whore.

Holy S...Look at the Boobies on that 15 year old.
hornygoatweed
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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 10:37 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Maybe you didn't try hard enough to get her. A dozen roses in a box or a vase might do the trick....or you can set her boyfriend up for "an accident", and step in to console her in her time of need. The possibilities are endless...

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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 10:43 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

....or you can set her boyfriend up for "an accident", and step in to console her in her time of need. The possibilities are endless...
Alas... we find out how HGW acquired his wife...



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



K to the Izzo
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 11:28 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Flowers??? How gay is that...I'll take some chick to see Monster Trucks or Billy Ray Cyrus, well not Billy Ray...before I give out some Bitty flowers.
Accidents LOL. I'm an ugly slob, she's hot...I can't run with Justin Timberlake-Dumbo...

Holy S...Look at the Boobies on that 15 year old.
njstrawberry
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

you Prozac popping whore


I love on how some of you guys (and some gals) do this. You meet a chick, you really dig her and then you find out she is taken and she becomes a whore.

Was she a whore when you wanted her? Or when you dated her? Or when you went out of your way to be with her?

No. She becomes a whore either after she dumps you on your sorry ass or tells you straight out nothing's going to happen.

Well, in your case, what's the big deal if she doesn't want you? I mean, hey, afterall, she is just a WHORE. Right?

Every day I ask myself, is today going to be the day? Today, sadly, I can answer that question with a yes.
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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 11:59 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Know what the difference is between a whore & a bitch?

A whore will sleep with anyone.
A bitch will sleep with anyone but YOU.



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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Alas... we find out how HGW acquired his wife...

Hey, the detectives ruled out foul play - I guess her ex should've called Keyspan more often for service & maintenance checks - they might've discovered that gas leak in time ;)

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This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 1-3-02 @ 1:00 PM
K to the Izzo
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:40 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Where did I say hate whores? I love whores, whores are people too.

Holy S...Look at the Boobies on that 15 year old.
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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:53 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Where did I say hate whores? I love whores, whores are people too.



he's got a point.




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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:55 PM      
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quote:

he's got a point.
Are you stickin' up for Alkey again?



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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 1:51 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Alas... we find out how HGW acquired his wife...



Hey, it's more respectable than picking her out of a mail-order catalog from Brazil.


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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 1:57 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Hey, it's more respectable than picking her out of a mail-order catalog from Brazil.
Not to mention the money I saved on shipping charges. Those overseas rates are ridiculous! (so I have heard)

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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 3:14 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I'll take some chick to see Monster Trucks or Billy Ray Cyrus...before I give out some Bitty flowers.
Wow, with smooth talk like that, I can't believe you can't get a woman.



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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
If it weren't for whores, good girls would get raped.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 5:18 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

yet feels the need to introduce me to her boyfriend who's got those droopy looking African ears



Wait, I thought alkey was gay? wtf?




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 01-03-2002 @ 5:18 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

yet feels the need to introduce me to her boyfriend who's got those droopy looking African ears



Wait, I thought alkey was gay? wtf?




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Wait, I thought alkey was gay? wtf?
Alkey's ears don't droop, they just stick straight out like an erection.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 6:00 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
You are all asstools.

Plus, I'm not allowed to be gay anymore.
I've been threatened!




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!



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