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french bread pizza	posted on 01-05-2002 @ 10:40 PM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01	fuck you to the shitty tippers tonight fuck you to the kitchen for successfully ruining every chance i had to pick up a good tip but taking between 30-60 min getting someone fucking APPETIZERS up. fuck you bar for taking 10 minutes to make a fucking gin and tonic or get a fucking beer for me fuck you to myself for thinking i could handle working on the same fucking day that i went to my grandma's funeral ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (changed link for bigger pics so the mods can attack the one-eyed purple headed warrior) http://www.clubi.net/~purecstasy/

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 12:44 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: fuck you, you stupid fucktard cunt sucking bitch I hope that wasn't directed towards your grandmother. Sorry, I know what it's like. My grandmother is the only one in the family I listen to without question or go out of my way to please. Welcome back at least. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands This message was edited by Froy on 1-6-02 @ 12:50 AM

GonzoStyle	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:10 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: fuck you to the shitty tippers tonight Shoulda showed them some ass. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. Thanks Gooch for The Sig She-Mail Me Here

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:04 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: fuck you, you stupid fucktard cunt sucking bitch hey, watch who you call a cunt. ============================== Remember-Laughter heals.

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:05 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I have a tip for your 'stupid fucktard cunt sucking bitch', Grandmother. bring her rotting corpse to me, and I will fistfuck her boney ass! AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

GonzoStyle	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:16 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Slash and people wonder why I say you could sweet talk the pants off a 2 dollar whore for a buck flat. Like you said in my funeral thesis put the fun back in FUNeral, fuck her with the lid down though show some class this time. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. Thanks Gooch for The Sig She-Mail Me Here

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:32 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Sure, GS, right after I take that Gin bottle and punch a hole in her neck, so I can fuck her trach hole. this way my spunk bubbles can leak out of her mouth nose and eyes! fucking snatch has everything coming to her, the waste of trailer park space that she is. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

OAAWITE	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:36 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	Can I drink your bathwater FBP?

GonzoStyle	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:41 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	I love goin to funerals just to open the lid and punch the stiff right in the face. Only problem is when your ramming your rape rod in the ass there's no blood for lubrication and the chaffing is horrible. especially your penis slashyw hich resembles a chewed up chocolate twizzler. I suggest a little homemade "TFEC's Sisters Lactation Chum". as a good fanny pack companion for this adventure. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. Thanks Gooch for The Sig She-Mail Me Here

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:47 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I dont understand why we have to keep hearing about grandmothers dying. I mean, after all, isn't that the only purpose? To die so you can get out the video camera and have the german shepherd fuck them up their colon cancer assholes, and watch the video every year at the family reunions? AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

GonzoStyle	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:58 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	People cry, get angry, curse and become emotional vegetables because they are selfish. Thatâ€™s right, SELFISH. I canâ€™t believe the audacity of someone saying "Why did he leave me?" or "How could she do this to me?". To you? what makes you so special? If you are that upset then kill yourself and get the fuck out of my way. There was no evil plot to despoil your great dreams of the future, no punishment dealt by the Gods, nor was it an act of revenge perpetrated to make your little life living Hell. You donâ€™t see the families of the kids in my basement when i accidentaly break their necks while ramming their little mouths. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. Thanks Gooch for The Sig She-Mail Me Here

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 4:00 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	People are only upset cause it isn't them. They are pissed that they were left behind to deal with all of life's problems. I say, if you are so pissed then don't cry at the wake. Take a bat to the wake and take your anger out on the rotting corpse and bash their fucking head in until grandma's false teeth are flying like cum in Shelle's face on a friday night! AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think? This message was edited by SLASH on 1-6-02 @ 4:08 AM

GonzoStyle	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 4:18 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	That is what I am talking about man. The body is dead it won't notice strap it up like a pinata at a tequilas house and bash it with a pogo stick till body parts drop like at a leper colony. Kick the corpse in the balls repeatedly till they swell up like a when howie gets his syphillis ressesion. lay the corpse upside down and shove a keg in it's twat and do keg stands, have some fun. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. Thanks Gooch for The Sig She-Mail Me Here

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 4:30 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I love you two like brothers but, when FBP's grandmother passes away within a week of her posting this you should at least think before you write some of this shit. I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 4:38 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	What are you talking about, Alkey? The fecal freak bedsore is already dead. FBP already went to the funeral. quote: FBP wrote: fuck you to myself for thinking i could handle working on the same fucking day that i went to my grandma's funeral This is the after party! AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

french bread pizza	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 5:53 AM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01	gonzo..i didn't say why did she leave me. you should take a look again at what i wrote. that's not why i was crying. i know it's better that she's gone. she's not suffering anymore. she's been wanting to go for weeks now. i was crying because i'm going to miss her. so fuck you for assuming that. thanx for sticking up for me alkey....but i really pay them no mind, it doesn't bother me. and another thing..FUCK YOU TO MY FUCKING PERIOD THAT JUST STARTED AT WOKE ME UP AT 6 IN THE FUCKING MORNING.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (changed link for bigger pics so the mods can attack the one-eyed purple headed warrior) http://www.clubi.net/~purecstasy/

FN Moron This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass!	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 6:12 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: and another thing..FUCK YOU TO MY FUCKING PERIOD THAT JUST STARTED ahhh, now I'm HORNY!!!! Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!

WoRMFACE	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 6:28 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: and another thing..FUCK YOU TO MY FUCKING PERIOD THAT JUST STARTED mmmmmmmmmm, crime scene sex anyone?.. You can fool some people sometimes. But you cant fool all the people all the time. So now you see the light. Stand up for your right.

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 12:06 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: FUCK YOU TO MY FUCKING PERIOD THAT JUST STARTED AT WOKE ME UP AT 6 IN THE FUCKING MORNING.. What a lovely thought. Looks like it woke you up before 6 though. I'm glad that the first thing you do in the morning is come back here. Feed the addiction. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 12:09 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00	quote: and another thing..FUCK YOU TO MY FUCKING PERIOD THAT JUST STARTED AT WOKE ME UP AT 6 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. Will you posting pictures of that soon? I need new spank material. Nothing is sacred as long as CBH and Snuka are around. Be warned and be very afraid!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 12:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Froy, this isn't a singles bar atmosphere. If you are looking to get laid, ya shoulda went to the funeral. Prevent Rape, Fuck a Corpse! AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

GonzoStyle	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 12:40 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: gonzo..i didn't say why did she leave me. you should take a look again at what i wrote. I wasn't talking about you at all actually in my little rant, it was just a generalized statement from my own experiences at this shindigs and singles nights known as funerals. I don't know you that well to assume what you do. quote: I love you two like brothers but, when FBP's grandmother passes away within a week of her posting this you should at least think before you write some of this shit. I love you like a brother but, stop thinking with your dick. And I take offense cause i did think before I wrote that, not all of it comes to me you know, lol. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. Thanks Gooch for The Sig She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-6-02 @ 12:52 PM

french bread pizza	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:53 PM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01	actually i went to the bathroom first ..but then yes right here to feed the addiction...hehe..i can't help it. i had to take 3 sleeping pills last night..i just woke up now. anyyyyywwwaaay...i did take new pics..go to the link in my sig and clik on the wigNEW folder.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (changed link for bigger pics so the mods can attack the one-eyed purple headed warrior) http://www.clubi.net/~purecstasy/

GonzoStyle	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:01 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	FBP you still love me in the morning? I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. Thanks Gooch for The Sig She-Mail Me Here

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:16 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	Sleeping pills.. bah... NyQuil or Benadryl does the trick. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

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