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emiloon	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 12:53 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	dont ever fuckin get married if ur single stay that way forever its not worth it to put up with their fucking shit go fuck urself, emiloon

GonzoStyle	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:04 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	I think this would fit into facemans: 'us vs them' post. Yeah like no one ever told you to stay single before you got married yet you still did it. So now we shouldn't get married cause you can't keep a happy household? It's our fault you can't keep your husband so we should all live alone in misery cause you will have to now? Please what about all the happily married people, they made it work. Just cause you're a quitter who wants life to be a easy ride and fairy tale we're supposed to stop trying.... get some friggin self esteem. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. Thanks Gooch for The Sig She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-6-02 @ 1:09 PM

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:09 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	Now hold on just a cotton pickin' minute there. I'm a "fucking asshole husband" and, I'm more than just a little offended by this FU. Ya ever stop to think maybe if you wives would shut the fuck up for a minute or 2(TWO!) each day, things might go a little smoother? Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I think your sig quote said it best -- quote: go fuck urself, emiloon AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think? This message was edited by SLASH on 1-6-02 @ 1:31 PM

Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone.	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:31 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Now hold on just a cotton pickin' minute there. I'm a "fucking asshole husband" and, I'm more than just a little offended by this FU. Ya ever stop to think maybe if you wives would shut the fuck up for a minute or 2(TWO!) each day, things might go a little smoother? Yeah! What he said!!! And, Gonzo, I love you more every day. Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it. Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.

emiloon	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:35 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	im still married to the ass he refuses to leave so u can go fuck urself toooooo!!! he is an asshole and i did keep a happy household till he turned into an asshole like most fuckin husbands do once the grace period is over go fuck urself, emiloon

GonzoStyle	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:42 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: im still married to the ass he refuses to leave so u can go fuck urself toooooo!!! he is an asshole and i did keep a happy household till he turned into an asshole like most fuckin husbands do once the grace period is over Yeah lucky him, poor fuckin soul that he is. Why is it women assume the man always has to be the one to leave cause they are not satisfied. If you hate him so much then leave, why does he have to be miserable cause your an unappreciating cum depository? But you won't leave cause your a jobless cunt who does nothing but sit on her royal ass and complain at the poor bastard who probably breaks his ass all day and has to come home to your female whinings. Yeah, "he is an asshole cause he became an asshole" uh huh that sums it up. If you spent a little more time taking care of the man on a sunday afternoon than posting on a messageboard trashing his fine name, then you'd have a happier home. You could be on your knees sucking his cock right now but nooooooooooooo you have to whine. Fuckin leave then we'll see how shitty a husband he is when you're trying to log into the board with no phone line in a cardboard box while you're getting stomped on by drunken crackheads and raped by stray german shepards. And sluggo you had me at hello. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. Thanks Gooch for The Sig She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-6-02 @ 1:44 PM

emiloon	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:44 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	WELL FUCK U TOO THEN U FUCKING ASSHOLE HUSBAND GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE

GonzoStyle	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:46 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: WELL FUCK U TOO THEN U FUCKING ASSHOLE HUSBAND GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE Yeah you showed him, and don't worry I am not married I took your advice not cause I'm an asshole husband but cause you're a cunt wife. quote: he turned into an asshole like most fuckin husbands do once the grace period is over You mean when the I'll suck your dick cause I care period is gone? I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. Thanks Gooch for The Sig She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 1-6-02 @ 1:49 PM

Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone.	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: till he turned into an asshole like most fuckin husbands do once the grace period is over I'm not gonna bash you... Cuz it sucks when things go bad... But, can you please tell me when this so called "grace period" is up... Because I went through some tough times with my wife a coupla years ago... It wasn't my fault... And I stuck it out... Things are cool now. But it would have been much easier to bail... If I only knew about this grace period... I coulda left. Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it. Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.

emiloon	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:53 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	fuck u im the one with a job he doesnt fuckin work i am the one who runs the household GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:53 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	quote: the grace period ...is that what you call the time before you gained the first 40 pounds? *Edit: For christ's sake lady... you come to a message board dedicated to a radio show that targets an 18 to 35 MALE audience to complain about your husband? What kind of response were you expecting here? Long Live the "Syndication Underground" This message was edited by barch97 on 1-6-02 @ 1:56 PM

donotkidme	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:55 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01	I as a single female cannot believe this F-U. Hate to sound like a guy, but maybe you just weren't satisfying him. Do yourself a favor, if you can't stand him that much, go have an affair with someone else. By you posting this F-U, you managed to insult every guy on this board that's married and are discourage women from getting married, because you married a so-called "low-life"? It's one thing to bitch about something, but it's a totally different entity when you are a bitch. Maybe you deserve the F-U. Complaints? Too bad! This message was edited by donotkidme on 1-6-02 @ 2:02 PM

GonzoStyle	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:57 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: fuck u im the one with a job he doesnt fuckin work i am the one who runs the household I damn sure know you aren' an english teacher or a proof reader. If you have a job go fuckin rest up for work tommorow then, yeah I am sure you have a job just like mavric makes 75k a year and gets laid twice a day. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name. Thanks Gooch for The Sig She-Mail Me Here

emiloon	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:46 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	i am aware of the target audience thats why i put this post i wanted to see how mad i could make a bunch of 18-35 year old guys and guess what it worked GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE

donotkidme	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:50 PM
Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01	so emiloon, where do i fit in as a female? you managed to piss me off, and i don't fit the 18-35 male genre. Complaints? Too bad!

Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone.	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:51 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: fuck u im the one with a job he doesnt fuckin work i am the one who runs the household Seriously... Have you looked into the reasons why he isn't working? I'm not joking... Right before I got married... I owned a 2500 sq. ft. pet store dealing in exotic marine fish and reptiles... I put everthing into that place. I worked 7 days a week... Sometimes 18-20 hours... I had terrible winter sales because of snow... My money ran out... I had to close the doors... I lost more money than I will ever see again... It took me years after that to find myself... I couldn't hold a job... I was depressed, and, should've probably been on medication... I have since gotten my shit together. My wife stuck with me through this, and I stuck with her through her "bad time". That's what marriage is all about. Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it. Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.

emiloon	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:53 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	ok well u win so FU to me for bein such a bitch but damn i am good at it!!! lol :P

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:53 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	mad? I'm actually kinda arroused... whatcha doin' later? wanna come over? Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

JIMMYSNUKA	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:03 PM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	First off emiloon he probably got bad after you gained 400 tons and stopped rooting his meat. Second you probably had a little boy and his interest is now "elsewhere". I mean he's probably a lot tighter than you by a long shot. think about it...anal from a 400 pound chum beast...or anal by a hairless boy. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM he should go right for the spousal abuse and hit you with a lead pipe and deal with the legal shit later.

Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	What the fuck did I do now? Oh wait, wrong husband. Sorry bout that. :) quote: i am aware of the target audience thats why i put this post i wanted to see how mad i could make a bunch of 18-35 year old guys and guess what it worked. WHEW! Thank God, I still fall into that category, barely. Does this mean that in a couple of years I'm not allowed to listen to O&A anymore? *"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)*

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:08 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	Precisely FOM... so, you better get a good earfull while you still can. lol Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:16 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: and raped by stray german shepards. bites tongue I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot! Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Gooch rules!

Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone.	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:19 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: bites tongue DO IT!!! SAY IT!!! C'MON!!! DO IT NOW CHICKENSHIT!!! Sluggo667PROUDAMERICAN!!! It is written, I have spoken. So put this in your pipe, and smoke it. Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang, Ooeeooahahtwingtwangwallawallabingbang Ooeeooahah, B-I-N-G-O, Ooeeooahah, E-I-E-I-0.

Lord Magus I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC	posted on 01-06-2002 @ 3:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: i wanted to see how mad i could make a bunch of 18-35 year old guys and guess what it worked Why is it THAT excuse allways get's played right around the time they realize that the entire BOARD is ganging up on them? And when are they going to realize they don't get us mad.. we just like ragging on people?? No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!" This message was edited by Lord Magus on 1-6-02 @ 3:29 PM

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