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donotkidme
posted on 01-08-2002 @ 11:06 PM      
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I'd like to give a HUGE F-U to the Amoco Gas station in Bellmore.
On the rare occasion that I actually use full service, the fucking tool of an attendant fucked it up.
I go outside my car to clean my windows since he's too busy pumping the gas. The gas finished pumping and the douche bag tops it off a bit to make it an even $12.50. He misses and it goes to $12.54, so he goes for $12.75.
DUMBASS ends up making gas spill out and onto my car and my wheels.

My car now smells of gasoline and is all disgusting on the finish.

F-U!!!!!!!!

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posted on 01-09-2002 @ 12:06 AM      
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Get over it. Shit happens...


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posted on 01-09-2002 @ 12:14 AM      
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Look on the bright side, at least it won't freeze to your car. Just wipe it off and move on with your day....

And if you haven't learned your lesson - NEVER USE FULL SERVICE.

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Kid Afrika
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 12:31 AM      
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quote:

And if you haven't learned your lesson - NEVER USE FULL SERVICE

Don't travel to Jersey much, do you?


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posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:44 AM      
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quote:

Don't travel to Jersey much, do you?
That's exactly what I was thinking.



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donotkidme
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 10:36 AM      
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quote:

Don't travel to Jersey much, do you?


long island girl, that rarely goes to jersey.



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posted on 01-09-2002 @ 10:44 AM      
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Hey DonotKid....at least the attendant didnt hit on you and ask you to marry him so he could get his green card...oh wait that happened to me. Anywho, pump your own always, I don't like people touching my car so thats why I do it.

And the real FU to Amoco gas should be how they swindle 2 cents out of every customer, next time you pump watch how it starts...it idles through the first cent then the second and then the gas starts flowing....bastards. Now yes 2 cents to myself is not a big deal, but there must be millions of people filling up with amoco each day...so thats alot of 2 cents


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posted on 01-09-2002 @ 12:45 PM      
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quote:

Don't travel to Jersey much, do you?

I'm 25, and I only just had to do my own gas last week. And even then, I couldn't get it to work and the guy had to come out and help me.

Also, it was $1.25 for self serve. ($1.55 Full!!) When I got back into NJ, $.95!!



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posted on 01-09-2002 @ 12:54 PM      
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quote:

at least the attendant didnt hit on you and ask you to marry him so he could get his green card...oh wait that happened to me



You get hit on by a guy while coming home from the city on a train one night and also got hit on and asked to be married while driving? Grk you should really learn how to fly, there aren't nearly as many men in the air as you would think.



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posted on 01-09-2002 @ 12:59 PM      
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I grew up in CT where there is self service. Now, I live in Jersey. Those NJ gas-station asses always top it off so I pay more. So I let them put the pump in, then they walk away. So I finish it, without topping it off. They try to stop me but I say "don't worry, i won't tell the police."
quote:

And the real FU to Amoco gas should be how they swindle 2 cents out of every customer, next time you pump watch how it starts...it idles through the first cent then the second and then the gas starts flowing....bastards. Now yes 2 cents to myself is not a big deal, but there must be millions of people filling up with amoco each day...so thats alot of 2 cents
I have noticed that too. I just thought it was taking into account the extra gas in the hose when you start.


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posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:39 PM      
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quote:

there aren't nearly as many men in the air as you would think.




That's what you think.

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posted on 01-09-2002 @ 1:43 PM      
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quote:

at least the attendant didnt hit on you and ask you to marry him so he could get his green card...



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donotkidme
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
basically, that was my first and last time getting gas from amoco.

you're right about the two cents thing, and on top of that they're pumps are so fuckin' slow.




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posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:25 PM      
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quote:

When I got back into NJ, $.95!!

Is that what you pay in NJ? Lucky you. Cheapest I've seen on LI is 1.19


donotkidme
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 2:43 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Cheapest I've seen on LI is 1.19


i've seen it for $1.17,

you know what let me add an F-U to OPEC while I'm at it




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RomanHamrlik
posted on 01-09-2002 @ 11:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
First time I got gas in Jersey, the foreigner working the 3am to 9am shift made fun of me for not knowing there was was no self-serve in Jersey. He laughed at me and said something in sandscrit, I think. So I took out my hockey stick and stabbed him in the eye...Donotkidme, next time you need gas, drive one town over to Wantagh...we have awesome gas, and we love it when chicks pump their own.

Brittney
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:52 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
I have MAJOR issues with Amoco.
My boyfriend's sister went to an Amoco by her house one day, filled up, and 2 blocks later, stalled and she couldn't start her car again...
Turns out the Amoco gas was bad. There was more than 50% water in her car! She got Amoco corporate to pay for all the damage...less than two weeks later, that Amoco became a Gulf station.


I've had gas station attendants top off like you wouldn't believe...over a dollar sometimes!!! But, I live in Jersey, CAN'T pump my own.



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