O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01
| I would like to give my car a big FU. I was about to drive home Friday night after being upstate all week and my fucking brakes decide to stop working. What a great feeling it is when your driving down a hill and at the bottom you try to slow down and the fucking car keeps going. I almost shit my pants.
I would also like to give a big FU to the Days Inn in Nanuet for charging me $85 to stay in their shitty little hotel.
And FU to all the car rental companies that close at 7:00 pm on a Friday night. Lazy bastards.
And my last FU goes to the service center that I know is going to rape me. I know I am going to get a call Monday morning telling me that it'll cost $500 to fix my fucking car.
You can all go Fuck Yourselves.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Kindest Regards, Your Name |