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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:06 AM      
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My nature on this board has always been and will remain to be a sarcastic asshole with a demented sense of humor. Well.....it seems that some people that dish it out, can't take what I have to give and are genuinely insulted.

Booo-fucking-hoooo...... Sarcasm is a two way street. Learn it, live it, breathe it, shit it out.

"If you can't play with the big dogs, stay the fuck out of the yard".


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution -
Just Ask Dear Grumpy
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:16 AM      
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quote:
"If you can't play with the big dogs, stay the fuck out of the yard".
lol oh the irony...


Heartbreaker you've got the best of me
But I just keep on comin' back incessantly
Oh why did you have to run your game on me
I should have known right from the start you'd go & break my heart

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:19 AM      
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What are you talking about?


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:20 AM      
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Grumpy's idea of a Big Dog is a biligual chap barking "Yo quiero Taco Bell".

Dan
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:21 AM      
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No way! Sarcasm is dead on this board?? Get the fuck out of here!

JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:24 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Dear Grumpy,

I have this terrible.....

Shit nevermind...wrong place for this..:)

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
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I care SO much. I'm /crying/ now.



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:11 PM      
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Grump, you're not going to leave us, are you?

Because if you did, that would narrow down the Poster of the Year nominees who are still here from 6 to 3, and I would only have to compete with FTL and Sluggo, and then I... ahh, fuck it, I'd still lose.

Oh well, you might as well stay.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:25 PM      
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As my daddy always said: "Don't start nothing if you can't finish nothing!"
I hate people who can dish it out but can't take it.
In the immortal words of my sister when she got busted on: "Oh Yeah?"

"Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!"
Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
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quote:
As my daddy always said: "Don't start nothing if you can't finish nothing!"
Damn that's hot.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Jon Benet Norton
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:31 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:
can't take what I have to give and are genuinely insulted
You showed them your dick didn't you? What did we tell about that type of stuff Grump?




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..................what?
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:35 PM      
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Hey fuck yah's all.

Grumpy and a dog? But what will Wilbur think?

Quote of the Dayssssss - "Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape." - Anon



o&aswallow
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 12:37 PM      
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FUCK YOU Midget. Listen to you thinking you can bark with the big dogs.

There, do you feel better now?



Don't just stare at it.....eat it.

American Patriot, Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 2:31 PM      
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What an ass this Grumpy is...
always whining about this, crying about that.





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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 3:41 PM      
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Tequiza - Don't bother trying to understand. I'm not getting you a translator this time.
Ant- I aint goin nowhere.
Ken - Please leave Tequila's mom out of this.
Snuka - Seek therapy my boy. Even I can't help you.
JBN - It was requested. Thus then I complied with the request.
KingPin - Don't you have a mexican immigrant to anally violate somewhere?

to the rest you : Y'all can just suck my ass!


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution -
Just Ask Dear Grumpy
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 5:16 PM      
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quote:
Don't bother trying to understand. I'm not getting you a translator this time

Are you being sarcastic? I cant tell when its written out.

Please let me know, Thank you


LET’S GO ISLANDERS!!!!!

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Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 6:02 PM      
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I love you too, Grumpy


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 8:26 PM      
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[sarcasm][/sarcasm]

See, it's still alive.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 01-22-2002 @ 10:53 PM      
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quote:
See, it's still alive.
You're right, it is. Watch this...

[sarcasm]Hey Alkey, you ugly fucking cocksucker, I fucking hate you, I hope you get an STD from some crack whore, you fucking loser. Fuck yourself.[/sarcasm]

Yep, still alive.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 01-23-2002 @ 9:15 AM      
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quote:
Hey Alkey, you ugly fucking cocksucker, I fucking hate you, I hope you get an STD from some crack whore, you fucking loser. Fuck yourself


Where's the sarcasm????
Ants I don't think that word means what you think it does.

GRABMYJUNK
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
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(Clear to me we have some people here who need to dust off their old english books re-read them.)

"Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!"
Being a Rescue worker at Ground Zero...Anger is too light a word to describe my feelings!!
njstrawberry
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:00 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
to the rest you : Y'all can just suck my ass!


Where does the line start?

Grump, if they can't take a joke fuck them. If they use the joke against you fuck them harder until they bleed to death. :)



It’s amazing how you have the ability of taking my heart of stone and melting it like butter. Maybe it’s the passion in your eyes, possibly in the magic, which lives within the curves of your smile or perhaps in your uncanny ability to make me feel that I too can fall head over feet, twice in one lifetime.
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:01 PM      
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Joke em if they can't take a fuck

"Remember, where-ever you go...there you are."
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posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:10 PM      
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quote:
I hope you get an STD from some crack whore


That's no way to talk about Becky...be nice now.




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Chase this tease into the open wave, And take this leash into your inner slave. Follow me into the open end, Now gather these pieces of broken man. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Close this cell - imprison your only friend, And I can't kill - but I'm not so innocent. Rid this place of me and everyone, And change this face to burn in the sun. I will set in motion - to open me up again. I will make the ocean - swallow me up and then - DROWN. Stop this life - I can not stop this life. I can not stop this life - I can not die.


Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.		posted on 01-23-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
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Grumpy says:
quote:
KingPin - Don't you have a mexican immigrant to anally violate somewhere?


When was JMB allowed back on????




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