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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: FU to this effin cold
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 01-26-2002 @ 10:19 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I've had this effin cold since last effin thursday. It just won't go away. Damn chest congestion, effin soar throat, bitch ass fever.

Well, at least I have my spoo...


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
PatCooper
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 10:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Man Barch sorry to hear about that.It sounds like you caught a case of the ninja.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 10:32 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Suck the protein from my cum pouch and you'll be fine.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


PatCooper
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 10:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Suck the protein from my cum pouch and you'll be fine.


Boy is that the worst wake up call i've ever heard.


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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 10:46 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Stupid newbie posted:
What the fuck, man? Why do you gotta hassle me? You feel better now that you got to tell me how wrong I was?

Now I know we're both pretty pathetic because we actually post to this board every day, but I'm astounded at how much this fucking inane lil world means so much to you that you have to fuck over other losers at a feble attempt to gain recognition in the virtual world, making up for a small dick size and lack of real friends.

I'm srry if you dad beat the shit out of you when you were a kid, and I'm sorry your mother is worthless whore, but don't take out your frustrations on me. Al I wanted to do was bring up something to talk about, didn't know it had been talked about, and linked a picture the "wrong "way according to you. So take this win, look at it smile, shine it up, print out the thread and place it on your fucking mantel, then step back and say to yourself, "Wow, it is truely amazing how fucking pathetic I really am."

so go spoo yourself


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 10:50 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Stupid newbie posted:
What the fuck, man? Why do you gotta hassle me? You feel better now that you got to tell me how wrong I was?

Now I know we're both pretty pathetic because we actually post to this board every day, but I'm astounded at how much this fucking inane lil world means so much to you that you have to fuck over other losers at a feble attempt to gain recognition in the virtual world, making up for a small dick size and lack of real friends.

I'm srry if you dad beat the shit out of you when you were a kid, and I'm sorry your mother is worthless whore, but don't take out your frustrations on me. Al I wanted to do was bring up something to talk about, didn't know it had been talked about, and linked a picture the "wrong "way according to you. So take this win, look at it smile, shine it up, print out the thread and place it on your fucking mantel, then step back and say to yourself, "Wow, it is truely amazing how fucking pathetic I really am."



Someone doesn't know where to find:
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 10:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Barch, where are you pulling that quote from?

Cure for the cold;
Drink a half a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Put 3 or 4 extra blankets on the bed
Go to sleep
You'll wake up all better.


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 11:08 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Barch, where are you pulling that quote from?
you caught me... I just made it up. No one would be stupid enough to post something that stupid... or, would they ?


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 01-26-2002 @ 11:10 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
feel better dude. getting sick sucks.


In the memory you'll find me,Eyes burning up,The darkness holding me tightly,Until the sun rises up





This message was edited by HyBriD on 1-26-02 @ 11:11 AM
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 11:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Awww, barch....I hope you feel spoo-ier soon.



barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 11:49 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Thank you all for your kind thoughts but, look on the bright side. Can't go to work sick. So, I have more time to participate on the board and spank my spoo. :)


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

you caught me... I just made it up. No one would be stupid enough to post something that stupid... or, would they ?



Motherfucker you made me go to GD, bah!!!




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Ha Ha... see what happens when you mess with the spoo?


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:27 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Bastard, those aren't cold symptoms it's HIV.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Bastard, those aren't cold symptoms it's HIV.




Cure for HIV:
Drink a half a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Put 3 or 4 extra blankets on the bed
Go to sleep
You'll wake up all better.



barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:34 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Ok, Painter... suppose I was to get a hang nail?


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
TheJays
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posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Stupid newbie posted:
What the fuck, man? Why do you gotta hassle me? You feel better now that you got to tell me how wrong I was?

Now I know we're both pretty pathetic because we actually post to this board every day, but I'm astounded at how much this fucking inane lil world means so much to you that you have to fuck over other losers at a feble attempt to gain recognition in the virtual world, making up for a small dick size and lack of real friends.

I'm srry if you dad beat the shit out of you when you were a kid, and I'm sorry your mother is worthless whore, but don't take out your frustrations on me. Al I wanted to do was bring up something to talk about, didn't know it had been talked about, and linked a picture the "wrong "way according to you. So take this win, look at it smile, shine it up, print out the thread and place it on your fucking mantel, then step back and say to yourself, "Wow, it is truely amazing how fucking pathetic I really am."




That kid sounds like a fucking tool, but I bet he has a big dick and gets mad chicks.

Oh, wait a minute......

"Do I look like I care about your life?" "They cut your balls off and flush em down the toilet." "One side, Red." "I live in Queens. Did you put that together for yourself?" What, do you have a team of monkeys working on this around the clock?"
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 12:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Ok, Painter... suppose I was to get a hang nail?


you know the drill


In the memory you'll find me,Eyes burning up,The darkness holding me tightly,Until the sun rises up



Austin
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G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Feel better Barch, and if you dont...atleast you'll have a nice funeral :)



I am the Darkest Storms...I am the ultimate Rage...I am the bleekest future...I am The Man In The Shadows

Point Your Mindless Drivel Here or Tell Me Personally
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 2:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Cure for Hang Nail:
Clip hang nail
Drink a half a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Put 3 or 4 extra blankets on the bed
Go to sleep
You'll wake up all better.



GonzoStyle
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Hey painter what if you are having a hangover and Barch stole all your blankets like the theiving whore that he is?




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 3:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Cure for Hangover (No Blankets):
Drink half a bottle of Jack Daniels
Sit on bed naked (blankets stolen)
Drink other half of bottle of Jack Daniels
Pass out
Wake up on neighbors front yard (naked)
Go to jail (blankets provided by the county)


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Did someone ask for another GD link ? Don't click it Gonzo... You'll be sorry


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 3:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Did someone ask for another GD link ? Don't click it Gonzo... You'll be sorry



No turd burglar you're the sorry one, lol.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-26-2002 @ 3:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
You are such a newbie
quote:

Aug. 28, 2000
Pfft...


Long Live the "Syndication Underground"


This message was edited by barch97 on 1-26-02 @ 4:02 PM


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