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Grumpy
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posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
You take my account over when I didn't want to be with your bank. I liked Summit.
You claim "nothing will change" but yet you charge me for shit that Summit never did.
Your customer service reps on the phone suck moose cock while they're talking to people and have no fuckin clue but the scripts that they read. I could teach monkeys to do a better fuckin job.
Your website doesn't work half the time.

To Fleet Bank I say "FUCK YOU ASSHOLES". My money is now going elsewhere. If you bank at Fleet, Take your fuckin money out and put it under your pillow. It's safer there.


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution -
Just Ask Dear Grumpy


This message was edited by Grumpy on 2-6-02 @ 10:42 PM
OAAWITE
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
You're only delaying the inveviatble.

Fleet will buy whoever you switch your money to.


Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
I dont know why im with fleet. For some reason It cost $9 to have a checking account a month!!!

I think im gonna join a credit union with my job.



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Mess with me and I'll have you shaking like ALI!!!!! 111 Also I'll fuck you til you love me!!!

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 10:28 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
no fair. moosen gets all the chicks.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
zootybang
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 11:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
You're lucky, Lent. Its costing me 18 dollars a month for checking with fleet, and I have no idea why.


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 02-06-2002 @ 11:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, no wonder you have to sell the Mustang


(hmmm...wonder if i should doublecheck this, just in case it was mentioned somewhere else)





Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
SNAKEBITE
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 8:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
This is why I left Fleet Bank a long time ago.
My checking account got so fucked up because of a tellers mistake it took me 5 months to straighten it out.

Thank god I'm in a credit union now, lower rates, nicer people and free checking.

zootybang
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 9:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hey, no wonder you have to sell the Mustang



Nah, I need the money to support my crack and asian whore habit.


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

Norton's Victim
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 9:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
See I don't mind Fleet that much. I really wasn't a fan of Summit. Of course, since I'm on the college plan, I don't have to worry about fees, so I guess I really have nothing to add.



The Rules of being Steve:
1) Be desireless
2) Be excellent
3) Be gone
-The Tao of Steve
zootybang
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 10:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
POST COUNT WHORE!


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 1:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I need the money to support my crack and asian whore habit.




Those aren't habits my friend, those are necessities.




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 2:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01

i really should check how much it's costing me a month for checks. crap.



have some chuckles

you'll rue the day you crossed me trebek


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-07-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Those aren't habits my friend, those are necessities.


LMMFAO - Gay8er made teh funney!


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution -
Just Ask Dear Grumpy
CJMello
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 10:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
They bought out NBIS some years ago and they are definitely business friendly and small time "who gives a shit!"

Compass Bank and Taunton Federal Credit Union do a hell of a lot more for us.

"Spitters are Quitters."
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 02-08-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
For the last time, Fleet Bank has NEVER sucked my cock! It's only a rumor!



"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you." - Taz (ECW)

JIMMYSNUKA
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 1:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Your customer service reps on the phone suck moose cock


I never knew MOMMA FRUMP worked there!

quote:

I could teach monkeys to do a better fuckin job.


I beg your pardon..LOL. Hey you are a Monkey as well. :)

quote:

My money is now going elsewhere.


Yes it is. And I have to thank you for supporting my local scout troop 69. All your money has purchased hand cuffs, leather bindings, gas powered vibrators, herpes ointments, and plenty of towels for after the bukakke sessions.

TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 8:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Well...this may be a good news/bad news thing, but there's been some talk that Citigroup is looking at buying Fleet. Will this be better? Doubtful. However, think of all those Fleet ass-wipes that'll be looking for work.....

"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 10:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
And fuck them for cutting off my Mac card account when I was in AC because of some limit shit they tried to tell me. I never have that problem before with Summit. Fuck your Faggit bank, I'm looking for a new one. SUCK IT


Our Flag always stands.
God Bless The USA.



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