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Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:48 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	More than 5K for an engagement ring???? Are you fucking high??? What about a down payment for a house or an infinite number of better things to buy. What the fuck is up with chicks who need a fortune to sit on their finger?

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:51 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: What the fuck is up with chicks who need a fortune to sit on their finger? I wouldn't mind Britney Spears sitting on my finger but not a fuckin ring. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:51 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: What the fuck is up with chicks who need a fortune to sit on their finger? I know this girl who'll sit on your finger for a Parkway token. Seriously, it's a fukin ring. The price you pay for it doesn't equate to the amount of love you feel for that person. If you wash the toilets at McDonald's, you might be just as much in love with somebody who started a website which was way over the limit and is now a multimillionaire at the age of 25. If love has a monetary value, then I have a feeling most of us are gonna go bankrupt. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

CJMello	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:55 AM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	For $5,000, Britney better sit on my face not my finger. "Spitters are Quitters."

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:12 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	OK, so... I'm pretty stupid. That's obvious. I believed those commercials for the jeweler. Think it was Corine or Kay or maybe Zales. "Two months salary." That's how much you're suppose to spend on a an engagement ring. So, I did. Ah... but, maybe I am not so stupid. I got engaged while I was still in college. Two months salary back then was a hole lot less than it is now. :D Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

danked Dankarella!	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:14 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: FU to Greedy Princesses you been thinkin' about her when you should be lookin' at yourself! GIVE ME BACK MY BALL!!!! KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:17 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: Seriously, it's a fukin ring. The price you pay for it doesn't equate to the amount of love you feel for that person. If you wash the toilets at McDonald's, you might be just as much in love with somebody who started a website which was way over the limit and is now a multimillionaire at the age of 25. If love has a monetary value, then I have a feeling most of us are gonna go bankrupt. Holy shit, an actual meaningful post... :::cries::: I'm soooo fukin' proud!!!!! I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:21 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Holy shit, an actual meaningful post... :::cries::: I'm soooo fukin' proud!!!!! I was gonna send just the Parkway token joke as my reply, but decided to prove that I can still formulate an opinion and write it coherently. I feel many are beginning to doubt me. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:22 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Don't push me Danked, the only thing left is your sig pic......... and I'm itchin to Bop.

danked Dankarella!	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	You can be soooo petty, at least that's what Sluggo, my new bestest friend said last night.

danked Dankarella!	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	bah! tell him i have one word for him... Sluggo-gate KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: you might be just as much in love with somebody who started a website which was way over the limit and is now a multimillionaire at the age of 25. It will be a Cold Day in Hell before I spend that much money on a ring. That's just Psycho Babble. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* "Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:32 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: That's just Psycho Babble. Blah, Blah, Blah. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:41 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: Blah, Blah, Blah. Whew, I'm glad somebody got it. I was about to Go Crazy. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen* "Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:44 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: I was about to Go Crazy. You can always ask for Advice. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

FeelMyFunBags	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 5:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Boo to all of you! The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you USA

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:15 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	i'd be afraid to wear it. "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: [email protected]

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 6:59 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: i'd be afraid to wear it. I feel the same way about condoms. I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life. Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.Avoiding the gauntlet.

The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 8:27 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	Buy her a 4 CT cubic zirconia. Then watch her eyes pop out. Don't tell her it's fake, that will ruin the fun. This message was edited by The Painter on 2-10-02 @ 8:38 AM

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 9:29 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	See, that's where most cheap guys screw up. You gotta keep it reasonable. a 4kt "diamond" is far beyond the affordable price range of any mere mortal. That's the kinda thing Kings & Emporors wear. I posted specs on a 1.75kt diamond ring in the sister thread to this that was $10k. If you really want to try to fool her with a cubic zirconia, you gotta keep it around a kt or less. Obviously, if you make the kind of bucks that some people on this board claim, you might be able to push it up to 1.5kt. That is by far my favorite white trash/ghetto whore thing. When you're checking out at K-Mart and the cashier is wearing what she would like you to believe is a diamond and it's the size of one of those candy lollypop rings. If she or her sugar daddy could buy that diamond, why the hell is she working at K-Mart? And, who would be crazy enough to wear it to work without a personal armed security force? Long Live the "Syndication Underground" This message was edited by barch97 on 2-10-02 @ 9:40 AM

GonzoStyle	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 12:43 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70	quote: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i'd be afraid to wear it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I feel the same way about condoms. Yeah that's why I can sense an FU to your dick on the horizon. I'm Deep Inside Your Children. They Will Betray You In MY Name.

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 8:18 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Yeah that's why I can sense an FU to your dick on the horizon another one? "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: [email protected]

Froy King Shit board owner	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 8:25 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01	quote: If you wash the toilets at McDonald's, you might be just as much in love with somebody who started a website which was way over the limit and is now a multimillionaire at the age of 25. I guess I have to start eating fastfood now. I believe in the Faith... that can save me. I believe in the hope and I pray... That someday it may raise me... above these badlands Over The Limit

Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE	posted on 02-10-2002 @ 8:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	Yeah but you can't charge the kids a 20$ enterance fee for the Playland....... Portion of the money to buy Ronald a Christmas gift of course.

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