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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: WHY DID YOU TELL
lick-a-loda-pus
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 6:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
THIS FUCK YOU GOSE OUT TO RIKKIE SHE TOLD MY GIRLFRIEND THAT I FUCKED MY BEST FRIENDS SISTER WHICH WAS HER. YOU DUMB CUNT WE COULD HAVE FUCKED ALL THE TIME BUT NO I PUT IN YOUR ASS AND KNOW YOU PUT IT IN MINE THANKS A LOT BITCH

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 6:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
careful dude, you might be becoming a daddy.

and, just a side note... You're using way too many pronouns.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 6:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I PUT IN YOUR ASS AND KNOW YOU PUT IT IN MINE
Reciprocation is imporant.

AND WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT US???



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

"Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

AND WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT US???

Because his head is up his ass, and he doesn't htink anyone else can hear him.




New member of Maynard's School of I HATE YOU.

My table's been set for but seven. Just last year I dined with eleven.
God damn ye merry gentlemen.
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Still waiting for this guy to make a legible, useful post.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

THIS FUCK YOU GOSE OUT



Who is GOSE? Is he related to Jose?



Email
- AIM:roweLENTless2001

Mess with me and I'll have you shaking like ALI!!!!! 111 Also I'll fuck you til you love me!!!

The Mrs.
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
You have got to be kidding me.. Still can't spell i see, and still an idiot. Well that's the way it gose i guess. lmao



Got Porn?
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 8:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
can we play "Guess The Race" in this thread?


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 8:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

can we play "Guess The Race" in this thread?


500% Polish






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 8:14 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
There was a segment on 20/20 (I think) last week about "voice discrimination". This guy calls about an apartment for rent and, the owner can tell (based soley on his voice) that he is black. Therefor an obvious risk as a tenant. Anyway, I'm not so sure it was the "voice" as it was what he said. He talked a lot like this guy.

Without even hearing the voice. I'm gonna have to say this guy is whiter than rice but, wants ever so bad to make us think he's black.




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 9:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

AND WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT US???

[SNL Reference]BECAUSE HE CAN'T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE!!![/SNL reference]

btw one of the funniest FU's ever!


No one looked...as I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him...again and again
First he took my heart...then he ran

Angelo from da Bronx
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Without even hearing the voice. I'm gonna have to say this guy is whiter than rice but, wants ever so bad to make us think he's black.


Definately gotta go w/ barch on that one. or should i say "I DEFINATELY GOTTA GOSE W/ BARCH ON THAT ONE"

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spe5150
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 12:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
9 posts and already I see a fancy status coming his way....this guy is fucking priceless! What he's doing to the English language, however, should be considered felonious assault. I pray he's still posting on Monday, he will be shredded unmercifully when the enough people are paying attention.

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 1:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Lick...now that you're single...wanna get together?


The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for
Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
USA




HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 3:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Hey Lick...now that you're single...wanna get together?



I dunno FunBags...judging from the last "sentence" of his rant he strikes me as an "Ow ow ow" kind of guy.



Boodadude
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 3:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
OA GIRL25 is this you? need an ass fucking? hate to kill another poor batch of lonely sperm.

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 5:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
boodadude, who are you?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
lick-a-loda-pus
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 11:06 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
sure why not i could use an invisable chic

lick-a-loda-pus
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 11:09 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
if you have nothing nice to say say nothing at all doosh bag

GonzoStyle
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 12:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Who is GOSE? Is he related to Jose?



No one will ever love me like jose did.....






I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 8:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

if you have nothing to say say nothing at all doosh bag
please



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-10-2002 @ 10:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
I cannot believe you stole my picture of eggy, you fucking bitch. and what the fuck did you do with the panties I gave him???



Quando sono solo
sogno all’orizzonte
e mancan le parole,
Si lo so che non c’è luce
in una stanza quando manca il sole,
se non ci sei tu con me, con me.

GonzoStyle
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 12:27 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I cannot believe you stole my picture of eggy, you fucking bitch. and what the fuck did you do with the panties I gave him???I cannot believe you stole my picture of eggy, you fucking bitch. and what the fuck did you do with the panties I gave him???



GET OFF MY CLOUD WHIPPING BOY!!!111




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.






This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-11-02 @ 12:41 AM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-11-2002 @ 12:33 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
Gonzo fucked up so my previous post makes absolutely no sense.



Quando sono solo
sogno all’orizzonte
e mancan le parole,
Si lo so che non c’è luce
in una stanza quando manca il sole,
se non ci sei tu con me, con me.





This message was edited by Faceman on 2-11-02 @ 12:58 AM
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 12:41 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Fuckin cut and paste, scumbag you could have IM'ed me, lol.

EDIT:
quote:

How very berry of you


That hurt, facey.

quote:

Gonzo fucked up, Gonzo fucked up, Gonzo fucked up


I feel like I just banned my own IP.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.






This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-11-02 @ 12:50 AM



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