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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 12:32 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Fuckin people who expect you to smile at their every whim and hang on their every word cause they are special. I have this fuckin spoiled cunt call me at work, 20 minutes after closing. I am the only one left doing some late work.

She starts telling me shit that is not at all connected with my department, hence I can not help her. I wanna get my work done and go home, I try to be polite but she starts wanting to tell me her whole fuckin life story and she does those fun pauses in between for like 20 seconds and making those "umm" "ooh" and "ehhhh" sounds cause she has the mental capacity of a benign tumor.

Then she starts making jokes and waiting for me to laugh. Then I say well just please leave me your name and number and I'll put the message in the persons mailbox... Ohh then she says I provide shoddy service and I have an attitude problem. Cause she has to tell them right away, cause she is going to rome for a month and her husband is away at their home in germany so no one will be able to talk to us on their behalf.

Well what the fuck do you want me to do? I said I will pass the message on, what the fuck do you want me to do 20 mins after everyone is gone and we are officially closed.

Why did I even bother answering the phone you ask? My boss knew I was still there and he checks in to see if I didn't slip out.

This fuckin spoiled cunt, god how I hope her plane makes a short landing into a fuckin cliff.

Why must people set up questions? Just ask them, I don't need to hear your life story. Why is everyone's problems supposed to be the main concern of anyone they talk to? Get a fuckin pet.






I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


OAAWITE
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 12:48 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Maybe she was upset becuase you failed to capitalize proper nouns while talking to her.


GonzoStyle
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 12:50 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Wow, I hope you get ass fucked by Alkey now.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 12:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
I think work should be outlawed.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
OAAWITE
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 12:55 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Alkey



There you go! Things will pick up if you face the world with the proper attitude and proper grammar.




This message was edited by OAAWITE on 2-11-02 @ 12:56 AM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:00 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

I have an attitude problem



You????????? No, say it isn't so



Quando sono solo
sogno all’orizzonte
e mancan le parole,
Si lo so che non c’è luce
in una stanza quando manca il sole,
se non ci sei tu con me, con me.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:06 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
you should say to her that you just started to bleed profusely from your ears and you had to go




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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:12 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

quote:

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I have an attitude problem

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You????????? No, say it isn't so



Allright, you got a point.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.





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