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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:03 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
I ordered a new tele line for the house. The cocksuckers come over and don't even bother knocking at the door. They leave some cheesy pamphlet saying that they hooked it up in the back of the house. Great, so I go to test the new line, but it's still hooked up to the old number. I call'em up and they tell me "Oh no, all you did was place an order for an outside hook up. If you want them to actually install the line to your phone, you have to order that." You bunch of fucking thieving assholes! Monopolies suck! I pay the $40 to have you dicks come over for a new line, and now you want me to shell out another $40 bucks (probably more) to finish the job! Fuck you in the ass. "Fuck'em in the ass with a big rubber dick!"

Oh yeah and fuck Grumpy too. He's a dick.


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barch97
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:27 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I feel kinda bad about picking on you the other day. So, I'm gonna help ya out.

I work at Verizon. When the guy comes to your house. Tell him exactly what you said here. He'll either not charge you or throw in a bunch of extra stuff for free.

There's a lot of competition coming for us really soon. We want to keep every customer we've got.

Make sure you let him know you're pissed and you mean business and you're not taking any shit from him.



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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:35 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

I work at Verizon.

I should have guessed. Incompetence seems to be your strongest characteristic.


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barch97
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Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:41 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Hey! come on man... I'm trying to be nice here and you spit in my face? that's just not cool.



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hornygoatweed
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
DIG, he's right - tell them what you said here and you'll get it done the right way without shelling out the extra loot.

People do help out others on the board every now and then...


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This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 2-12-02 @ 8:44 PM
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:44 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

I'm trying to be nice here and you spit in my face? that's just not cool.


No, it's not. It's 98 degrees F. Do you want a hanky?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:49 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
hey, fine man... pay for it...
and, have them fuck you in the ass again.
I deal with these idiots all the time. You gotta talk to them like they're shit or you get fucked.
but, fine don't listen to me.



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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:58 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

hey, fine man... pay for it...
and, have them fuck you in the ass again.
I deal with these idiots all the time. You gotta talk to them like they're shit or you get fucked.
but, fine don't listen to me.

It's quite clear that you don't like me. That's fine. But you'll have to excuse me if I view what you say with a bit of skepticism considering the events over the past few days. If you are indeed sincere with your advice...then Thank you. But I've read your posts and I see that your are such a slick guy when it comes to sarcasm. I know people at Verizon. If I talk to these service guys "like they're shit", there's gonna be a brawl. Which is what I suspect you'd like to see. But I might be wrong.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 9:18 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
You're too slick for me dig... :D



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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:39 PM      
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Hmmm a member of OA.com gives you some awesome FREE advice that will help you out of you're problem and what the fuck do you do DIG? You shit on him and act like a fucking asswipe. You truly are an ungrateful prick.

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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 1:20 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Hmmm a member of OA.com gives you some awesome FREE advice that will help you out of you're problem and what the fuck do you do DIG? You shit on him and act like a fucking asswipe. You truly are an ungrateful prick.

Yeah, I'm a real meany...:mad:


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irishcros
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 3:28 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Hey Dig,
I had the same problem. When he comes over, take out your penis, grab him by the hair and proceed as you would your mother. Afterwards, he'll thank you kindly, dry you off, and give you the line for free.

It's that simple.

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Austin
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New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Yeah, I'm a real meany...



pfft, you wish.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, FTL, and the Ree!

Listen while I load my gun

He said to me

Something 'bout a chosen one

It's comin' back to me

Watch him while I taste the sun

He said to me

Something 'bout a chosen one

You'll never be....

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 7:34 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Hey Dig,
I had the same problem. When he comes over, take out your penis, grab him by the hair and proceed as you would your mother. Afterwards, he'll thank you kindly, dry you off, and give you the line for free.

It's that simple.

Finally, a sensible solution. But I'm not sure how he'll be able to fix my line after I poke out both his eyes.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 02-14-2002 @ 8:33 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
btw... I don't really work at verizon. So, if you were planning to tell the guy that your friend Barch works there and said you get a discount... well, it ain't gonna work.



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