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satnightride
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 9:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
Your a bitch for 3 weeks out of the month. and the only week your not a bitch and when you're actually horney is when blood is pouring out of your Vag. Thanks. Why can't you just be the other way around and be normal. Fuck you.



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posted on 02-25-2002 @ 9:33 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Dude, women are evil.

Get used to it.



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posted on 02-25-2002 @ 10:02 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Oh god... don't even tell me that was your girlfriend with the 6 o'clock "crime scene queef". That was just effin disgusting.



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posted on 02-25-2002 @ 10:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
If you really want to increase traffic to this thread, just delete the "U" and the "to" in the thread.

people will be pouring in here


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posted on 02-25-2002 @ 10:47 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Girls are Evil


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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 02-26-2002 @ 1:36 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

when blood is pouring out of your Vag
Great, now I'm fucking starving.



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Norton's Victim
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 8:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Did you ever know a little bit too much about someone and it kind of bothers you? Yeah, that's what you just did. But since she is only nice when "blood is pouring out of (her) Vag", as you so nicley put it, you could just take a knife and make sure it is always happening.



"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
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posted on 02-26-2002 @ 12:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Great, now I'm fucking starving.
I'm thinking hearty Italian sauce over linguini - can't wait for lunch now!


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LordViolence
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 12:08 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
If you really want to increase traffic to this thread, just delete the "U" and the "to" in the thread.

people will be pouring in here


LOL!!!!!!!!

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posted on 02-26-2002 @ 12:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
you just described every woman on the fuckin planet ......... it is not just your girl!
LordViolence
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 12:11 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
.

"Night will come and I will follow... for my victims no tomorrow... make it fast in time of sorrow... on his trail I'll make you follow... quarters for the criminally insane"
LordViolence
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 12:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
you just described every woman on the fuckin planet ......... it is not just your girl!

**in a deep southern preachers voice** Brothers, can I get an AMEN!?!?

"Night will come and I will follow... for my victims no tomorrow... make it fast in time of sorrow... on his trail I'll make you follow... quarters for the criminally insane"



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