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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
FU to all the men who invite me out and then have absolutely nothing planned when I get there. I'm not asking for much, just have SOMEthing in mind when I see you. Don't waste my fucking time. For all of you that can't get your shit together, FU. All the men who still expect to get pussy at the end of the night, fuck you even harder.

Thank You :)

GonzoStyle
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:16 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
wow belle it couldnt have been that bad now come on. But let me say this women always want equal rights. Why do guys have to do all the talking and planning. If we pay the bill i mean come on you have to contribute something. Plus hey we don't expect sex but don't act like it's a bad thing.

KID TOUCHING FREAK OF OA.COM
They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

FukMeBoobs
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
it's not so bad to go out and have nothing planned...it all depends on who you're with and if you're in good company...this way you BOTH can decide on what to do because he/she might not know what you would like to do...sometimes driving around aimlessly and getting lost for that matter is really cool...only if the conversation with this person is interesting..otherwise you're fucked LMAO...oh and sex at the end of the night isn't such a bad thing...especialy in a roomy SUV

Ronreddog
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 8:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

FU to all the men who invite me out and then have absolutely nothing planned when I get there. I'm not asking for much, just have SOMEthing in mind when I see you. Don't waste my fucking time. For all of you that can't get your shit together, FU. All the men who still expect to get pussy at the end of the night, fuck you even harder.



WOW, Belle, sorry to hear about this. I hope I am not included in that list, but, you did say ALL men. I would definitely have an evening planned. You are a sweet woman, so I cannot understand why someone would do that to you.

I thought we could first meet in the city, then, I would take you to Paesanos for dinner, then... oops, I am thinking out loud again, sorry!

My first adoptee: Inappropriate Belle



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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 8:47 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
Are you nuts?? Jesus Christ fuck you to all men. There's a double standard when it comes to shit like that. One, yeah let me plan something and she fucking hates it, and 2 let me not plan anything and we'll pick something out together. Women who just want to hang out and have a good time with the company they are with usually don't bitch and fucking moan about someone not wining and dining them at every chance they get. And then to bitch about someone wanting to get pussy at the end of the night?? Oh my god...if a guy has a miserable time, why would he even be thinking about getting pussy. Just fucking relax cause everytime you go out, doesn't mean you have to have a huge fucking elaborate plan, time to get off the fucking soap box...



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This message was edited by Corpsegrinderjunk on 3-13-01 @ 8:51 AM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 8:49 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
So what you are saying is if I want sex I should have something planned? hmmmm....


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The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 8:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I think he had a plan. He planned on banging you, and you rooooned it.

Ronreddog
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Corpse, aren't you being a little harsh here. I can understand her point. If I were to take someone out, I would have it planned.

I think the real key is to discuss in advance what each person likes and dislikes. That way you BOTH can determine what a good time would be.

Like, for instance, ice skating. I love ice skating, if the woman felt the same way, BOOM, we would go ice skating. Then, some dinner, then a drink, then whatever. I would not expect anything from the woman. There could be instant chemistry, and maybe, both of you feel that it is okay to proceed.

Anyway, my additional two cents on the subjuct.

My first adoptee: Inappropriate Belle



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FukMeBoobs
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 9:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I totally agree with Corpse....if you click with the company you are with...it doesn't matter what the both of you do because you will make the BEST out of what you do..sometimes it's better to go and do things undecided on a whim...because last minute decisions are usually the better ones and prove to be more GOODER.....it's also nice to go out and have a PLANNED night out, bar, dinner, movies whatever...but being on a schedule all the time is BOOORING

Buttmunch
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posted on 03-13-2001 @ 9:25 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
IB,

I have a solution, well, more of a middle-ground that will make you both happy.

Next time, when you see him, drop to your knees, fellate the living shit out of him, and maybe he'll be inspired to make the rest of the night interesting.

But, seriously, if he does make the rest of the night fun, at least you owe him the balloon knot...


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Ronreddog
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Damn, Butt, are you trying to say that Belle is easy? I think she is just looking for a good time, but, the balloonknot on the first date?

I would be happy with a nice hummer!(it is Hummer Tuesday) Or, maybe a nice TF! ;)

My first adoptee: Inappropriate Belle



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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
And you thought I was being harsh..ha!



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Ronreddog
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah, WOW, was I mistaken. I take it back Corpse! LMMFAO

How would this dog know anyway! I have been with the same woman for 11 years now! I have no clue how to date! I think that my approach would work, but, who the fuck knows!

My only goal, if I were taking Belle out, would be to please her!

My first adoptee: Inappropriate Belle



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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Wha, What happened?

I thought we were all having fun?




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Inappropriate Belle
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
My FU was not about any one guy but a conglomeration of men. There's nothing wrong with just hanging out, and I'm not saying it's all on the guy to decide and I didn't make any suggestions either. I made about a million suggestions that were all shot down. Anyway, if I invite you out I will for shit sure have some kind of plan I just expect the same in return. And any of you who know me should know that I enjoy sex immensely but I'm not giving it up if you didn't put any effort in at all, please, what am I, a guy? I'm even cool with chilling at someone's place all night and doing nothing, but not in their car, even if it is a roomy SUV I'm fucking tall! These guys all get a second chance with me anyway there is very little you can do to totally rooon it for yourself. I'm just venting here boys, so eat me!





This message was edited by Inappropriate Belle on 3-13-01 @ 12:06 PM
Inappropriate Belle
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Oh my god...if a guy has a miserable time, why would he even be thinking about getting pussy.



Yeah Corpse, 'cause that NEVER happens...

Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

so eat me


o.k.

And as far as a guy having a bad time going out with a chick, if things don't click and both parties are miserable, the dude would probably put fucking as far away from his thoughts as possible...Physical attraction is one thing, but if a guy can't get along with a chick and there is nothing there at all, then the only fucking he'd be thinking about would be his hand...



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Ronreddog
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I'm just venting here boys, so eat me!



Belle, please don't tease this dog like that. I might actually take you seriously! ;)

Don't just stare at it, eat it, just popped in my head!

My first adoptee: Inappropriate Belle

My second adoptee: King F-Tard



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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I think he had a plan. He planned on banging you, and you rooooned it.



Painter i think that is the first intelligent thing you have said in your tenure at oa.com.

Belle i would have to agree with munch on this one. if you run out of plans of things to do your best bet is to get some really good beer a 24 pack of condoms and rent a room. I think to be fair the guy should pay for the condoms and beer and you should pay for the room. But if he pays for the room that means automatic anal. I mean yeah you could sit and have dinner and then you try to make small talk and you're all uncomfortable.

But if a guy has intruded you anally how could he ever be uncomfortable with you again? I mean everytime he looks at you and he gets nervous he could stop to think. Hey i fucked her in the ass and i'm embarassed?

Reminds me of this chick back in High school that would give me hummers and i would be embarassed to look at her. But then i thought to myself she's sucking my dick and i'm embarassed.

So the moral of the story is maybe next time be a little kinkier and wear a football uniform and maybe some basketball player shorts to show off those legs. Be sure to wear a football helmet so when he's fucking you in the ass and your heads banging off the wall no permanent brain damage will occur. Then be a good girl and let him blow his load on your face and smack you in the face the face with his dick as you suck it dry after it was in your ass.

I think from then on he will always have a plan, if you promise him the same stuff everytime.

KID TOUCHING FREAK OF OA.COM
They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
GS. I'm sorry. I promise I will be inane from now on.

GonzoStyle
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Painter i would suggest the same, i doubt you can top a line like that.

KID TOUCHING FREAK OF OA.COM
They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

KeeKee
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

FU. All the men who still expect to get pussy at the end of the night, fuck you even harder




quote:

So what you are saying is if I want sex I should have something planned? hmmmm




Yeah personally...either
1. take me dancing
2. cook for me
3. five star dining
or
4. just liquor me up for sex...

GonzoStyle
posted on 03-14-2001 @ 12:39 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
kee kee i'll be over in 10 mins with a bottle of ripple.

KID TOUCHING FREAK OF OA.COM
They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-18-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
She does not have thunder thighs;
she develops a Child Rest Area Facility.

She is not talkative;
she is a Conversational Opportunist.

She does not get lost all the time;
she is Deceptively Directionally Challenged.

You do not buy her a drink;
you make a down payment on a recreational facility.

She does not fart and belch;
her closest pet is Gastronomically Expressive.

She is not a gold digger;
she prefers Economic Differential Relationships.

She does not have a rich daddy;
she is the poster child for the "Happily Ever After Foundation"

She is not afraid of lack of commitment;
she is Poligamously Challenged

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
Kim
posted on 03-18-2001 @ 8:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And any of you who know me should know that I enjoy sex immensely but I'm not giving it up if you didn't put any effort in at all



First, let me say that I find that remark to be offensive...the reason being that you're basically saying that if he takes you out to a movie and McDonalds(that would count as a plan); you'll jump in the sack with him...What the hell kind of woman would say something like that?? I can't imagine you'd be a woman that they would take home to meet their mom either..."Mom meet so and so, I bought her a Big Mac and took her to see Exit Wounds and she jumped into bed with me that very night...All because I planned our date... I think I'm in love with her :::goofy grin:::"

I'm sorry Belle...typically I support the other woman on the board...but your whole attitude and shit is fucked up...just my opinion...

I've been in my relationship for a long time now and I know It wouldn't have lasted this long if I had your attitude...

Men will treat you with respect if you respect yourself...and from what I read it doesn't look so good...



This message was edited by Kim on 3-18-01 @ 8:05 PM


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