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LordViolence
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 9:40 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
FU to my roommate John L. who got bagged for a DUI and is now on a 90 licence suspension and I have to drive him into work and pick him up everyday. If it wasn't for me "caged" up here doing this until he can drive again, I would be in Detroit right now with my fiancee' F U John!!!!!
barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 02-26-2002 @ 9:44 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Does your "fiancee'" only like to F when "blood is pouring out of [her] Vag"? If not I say let the fucker walk. He obviously doesn't listen to O&A or, he'd know that when he's "out to do some celebrating" he should "let a 'DD' do the navigating." This is his problem not yours.

*Edit: I can't spell



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"

This message was edited by barch97 on 2-26-02 @ 9:48 AM
Norton's Victim
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 9:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I agree. Make him walk. Why the fuck should you be punished for his stupidity. Go to Detroit, have tons of sex, and let your roomate deal with his own problems.



"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Deep Thought, Jack Handey
LordViolence
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 9:54 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
She like to F anytime.. blood or not :)Definately a keeper :) This unfortunately is my prob too... if I don't do this, he'll take my car away and I won't be able to take it to Detroit... it's in his name :(
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 02-26-2002 @ 9:57 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Ah... I see... the plot thinnens... good luck



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
LordViolence
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 9:58 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Thanx... I'm gonna need it ::sigh::
LordViolence
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 10:06 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Non-transferable titles till the car is paid off & my dredit history really F'ing blows!!!!!!

LordViolence
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 10:06 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Non-transferable titles till the car is paid off & my credit history really F'ing blows!!!!!!

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 02-26-2002 @ 10:30 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
It's typically frowned upon on this message board to post repeatedly like that. Next time you need to add to your previous post you can use the "edit" button.

Just a little friendly advice. This board can be pretty brutal if you don't follow the "rules".



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 10:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Your car is in his name are you guys more then roomates and is your fiancee in Niagra Falls, Ontario Canada, not in Detriot?

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-26-2002 @ 10:47 AM      
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quote:
Your car is in his name are you guys more then roomates and is your fiancee in Niagra Falls, Ontario Canada, not in Detriot?
Could it be? maybe she hangs out with fez's fiancee.


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LordViolence
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 10:51 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
No.. JUST roommates... we've known each other for 7 years... he needed help with morgage & bills and I wanted to move out where I was... we have our own bedrooms.. so DON'T GO THERE!!! lol I needed a car but my credit sucked.. so he put the car in his name and I make the payments... as for my fiancee'... I'm VERY POSITIVE she's in Detroit... I was just there last month :)
LordViolence
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 12:46 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
 It's typically frowned upon on this message board to post repeatedly like that. Next time you need to add to your previous post you can use the "edit" button.

Ok n/p :) thanx for the info :) being a "newbie" sux sometimes lol

"Night will come and I will follow... for my victims no tomorrow... make it fast in time of sorrow... on his trail I'll make you follow... quarters for the criminally insane"

This message was edited by LordViolence on 2-26-02 @ 12:49 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 02-26-2002 @ 1:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
well, I tried...



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 2:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00

Dude Fuck roommate. Make him take a taxi,you're not his bitch.



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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 02-26-2002 @ 2:37 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Kill him.





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Norton's Victim
posted on 02-26-2002 @ 2:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
"Night will come and I will follow... for my victims no tomorrow... make it fast in time of sorrow... on his trail I'll make you follow... quarters for the criminally insane"

Any Slayer fan is okay with me.



"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Deep Thought, Jack Handey



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