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Norton's Victim
posted on 02-27-2002 @ 8:35 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Jesus H. Christ. Yesterday I was driving home and this car pulled up beside me that was fill with like 5 teen girls. They were all ready to WOW me because they saw the sticker. 3 of them started to lift up their shirts, but at the last second decided not to do it. I mean my God, if you are going to start at least finish. I know some girls are too shy to do it, BUT THEN DON'T ACT LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT. Anyway, that would have made my day, but it didn't. FU.



"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -Deep Thought, Jack Handey
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 02-27-2002 @ 9:43 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
I'll bet they're the same little bitches that go running home crying "daddy... daddy... he raped me". Nobody likes a fucking tease.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
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Kid Touching Corps		posted on 02-27-2002 @ 5:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
I'll bet they're the same little bitches that go running home crying "daddy... daddy... he raped me". Nobody likes a fucking tease.



Thats seriously the greatest thing I've read in a very long time. While we all now the "its up to the girl" shtick, it still blows when they pull a halfy. Eff teases.


Thanks for the pic, Sephiroth

"Gimmy the bat, faggit"
"I AM ZEROMUS. I AM THE HATRED!"

Graduated from the ShinRa Inc. Newbie School Sanction where Sephiroth brought me in and made me what I am. We miss you.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 02-28-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
I'm a little disturbed that the pedophile in the group is the only one that found that amusing. I guess I should be grateful that, at least, someone did.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"



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