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hornygoatweed
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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 10:32 AM      
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You seemed fine yesterday, but knowing today we were going to be somewhat busy you manage to catch some kind of a flu overnight? And now guess who was told to take care of your part of the project given to us today? This isn't the first time this has happened, and another FU to my boss who lets you get away with this shit every time you pull it! Fuckin' slacker, wait until I plan a vacation week and purposely/forgetfully leave a bunch of "must-complete" work for your lazy ass to do while I'm away! I hope you really get sick and feel totally miserable for a whole week douchebag!!!111


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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 10:48 AM      
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do you work in my building?



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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 10:56 AM      
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I second your FU to sick co-workers- funny how they always get sick on Mondays or Fridays. I want to add to that list "Can you do me a favor?" and "Can I ask you a question?" co-workers. NO, dont ask me anything, because what you're really saying is, I dont want to do this- do it for me.

hornygoatweed
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posted on 03-01-2002 @ 10:59 AM      
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quote:

do you work in my building?
Only if you work at 1 Battery Park Plaza.

Another FU to bosses who volunteer you to help on other projects, but then ride your ass about the one she's got you working on presently (when do you think the reports can be ran? can you work through your lunch/stay late to get this done?) I'm a team player and don't mind going above & beyond, but when its consistent and obviously NOT appreciated, it makes you wanna choke someone.

I know its like this pretty much everywhere else, but after my asshole colleague calls in sick, I really needed to vent.


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posted on 03-02-2002 @ 7:47 AM      
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Oh, yeah...and the one's who get sick for 4 days but never go to the doctor and come back and only remember to "cough" when you ask how they are.

And what about the flip-side to this? Those assholes who come into work with 103 fever, sweats and a wet, hacking cough? ASShole, let me thank you in advance for what you've given me now!

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posted on 03-02-2002 @ 8:20 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
OK, this guy isn't sick.
He's just an asshole.

He hasn't used a vacation day in like three years. (Actually, that is pretty sick when you think about it.) Anyway, WE'RE ALL FUCKING SICK OF YOU! Take a day off already. The place really won't fall apart if you miss a day or two. We need a break.

This on topic, right? I mean... we're complaining about co-workers not just the sick (fake or otherwise) one's, right?



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