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DoughBoy	posted on 03-13-2002 @ 8:01 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	So, in a week and a half a group of my friends and myself are all going to cancun. All Inclusive. We decide that we want to big pimp it and get a stretch limo. I've been listening to the show for a while and right away I think 1-800-GO-Vital. So I call up and get someone. Tell them that I'm looking for a LIMO for all of us. "OK Please hold I'll transfer you" Next person answers... Spend 5 minutes explaining to this person what I want and where and when. Ok, I'll transfer you, please hold.. Third moron answers, I explain myself, then have to wait for him to get a pen and tell him again. He tells me that Anthony isn't in the office and he'll get back to me in 10 minutes. 10 minutes go by and NOTHING. Another 10, nothing. Wait a couple minutes more and go home. This morning there is is message on my machine about a fucking van that they want to charge me 300 bucks + tip + tolls for. DIDN"T I SAY LIMO ENOUGH FUCKING TIMES FOR YOU ASSHOLE? If I wanted a fucking van, I would have called my mother. Take your van and shove it up your ass. I'll never, ever, ever, ever, call that DUMP again. Fucking assholes. Waste 20 minutes on the phone playing extension tag, then stay late at work for the fucking call (that never comes) and they call back with a VAN!?!?! Guess what Vital? GO FUCK YOURSELF.

stiffy776	posted on 03-13-2002 @ 11:24 AM
Psychopath Registered: Feb. 02	Fuckem all GO Flyers and Kent State

danked Dankarella!	posted on 03-13-2002 @ 12:04 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Sounds like a call for the FU Line. It'd be hysterical if they played it. They say this about Vital all the time on the show, man. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Joey BigArms I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest	posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:27 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: This morning there is is message on my machine about a fucking van The sad part, that is what they consider a limo. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. *"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens* Over The Limit

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 03-13-2002 @ 1:47 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	there's a reason why they call him "the bus driver"!! :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) GO DUKE, 2002!!

DoughBoy	posted on 03-16-2002 @ 8:32 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Just as a post-thought. We ended up getting a 8 person stretch, both ways, for the same price as one way in the van. That sucks.

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