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JimboSHU
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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 3:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
A HUGE FU to the disease called conjunctivitis. It has to be the most annoying condition to happen to the eye. Woke up this morning with that disgusting crusty shit trying to keep my eyes closed, my eye is itching like a bitch,is so friggin bloodshot and I know it won't stop for a few days. Also, F U to my mom for having it first and not doing shit about it and spreading it around the house.


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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 3:45 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i know what you mean...last year, i had pinkeye, and for two days in a row i woke up with my eye COMPLETELY crusted shut.it took about a half hour both days to scratch it off, blink it out, and rip it out of my eye lashes





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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 4:02 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Try using a hot washcloth to loosen the eye boogers I usually partially, if not totally, reconstitutes them back to gooeyness.

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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Does that mean you're going to turn into a zombie and start eating people's brains?


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posted on 03-13-2002 @ 4:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I don't get the zombie connection...enlighten me?


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posted on 03-15-2002 @ 7:32 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
South Park reference ....NICE!



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posted on 03-15-2002 @ 10:58 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I don't get the zombie connection...enlighten me?



Snakebite got it.

The first South Park Halloween special was called Pinkeye. Everyone who got pinkeye in the town turned into a zombie.


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posted on 03-15-2002 @ 11:48 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I see. I don't watch that show so that's why it went over my head. On a another note, it has now spread to both eyes; maybe I am turning into a zombie after all.


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posted on 03-15-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Jesus Christ, you have pinkeye??? And you decided to post? That shit is crazy contagious, you might infect the whole board.


AHHHH! Why is my eye itching? Son of a bitch!

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posted on 03-15-2002 @ 9:22 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Ohhhhhhh......Pink eye, I thought you said BROWN EYE, Boy do I feel foolish....

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