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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to having to poop and no place to do it. | ||||
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| jewdown | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 8:36 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | God damn! I try not to use public crapers, but when you have to go you have to go. I was driving in me car, had some Taco Bell for lunch (Need I say more) I stop at some shit hole in the wall of a bar (only place around). There were 3 stalls with shit smeared on each seat. I had no choice, I dropped a log on the floor. | ||||
| SaintJames | posted on 03-14-2001 @ 12:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | That's f'ed up. What a great visual. | ||||
| ClusterF | posted on 03-14-2001 @ 10:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I really want to know how it gets there. I mean really...... is it some kind of twisted joke? Is there a common place problem of projectile shitting on a horizontal plane? Is it a plumbing problem? This seems to be all over the place... I think we need to set up surveilance and conduct a few studies. Inquiring minds want to know.
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| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 1:12 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | LMFAO!!!!!! Geez jewdown and I thought I was bad for pissing all over the stalls in public bathrooms. How difficult was it to get the log to not fall in your pants?The visual this is creating in my head is absolutely fuckin priceless! Good fuckin job my man!  If there are any newbies out there that still need or want to be adopted, my info is in my profile. Get in contact with me. Check out my other sigs: Visit this Website "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- "Whats a SIG PIC and how do I get one?" Jesus you gotta love utter stupidity. This message was edited by Jon Benet Norton on 3-16-01 @ 1:17 AM | ||||
| Drunk Boy | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 8:56 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: You did? After Taco Bell? I would have thought the last thing it would have been was a log.  Fyfetallica is my Newbie! | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Usually Taco Bell brings on the Green Apple Splatters. Luckily that didn't happen. That would have been some mess. Friend of Pedro Guerrero. | ||||
| jewdown | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 12:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Actually it was more like a mud pie. "Drop a log" is just a generic term I use to describe the act of taking a shit. | ||||
| Opi wan kinobi | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 5:19 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: Yeah,Jewdown im suprised u even made it to the bathroom in time to drop a log on the floor. LMAO. but in all seriousness, what did u eat? the taco supreme? If u did, the sour cream was probly old and waaaaaay to sour.  "these are not the radio hosts you r looking for." AKA:OPlE696 | ||||
| SFShield | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 8:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I'm a custodian in a grammer school and that's what I see from the little kids sometimes. -My boss is an f'n tool- | ||||
| imapervert I want my two dollars! | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 9:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I work in my car. I drive around about 12 hours a day and occasionally I will have to take a shit. The best thing to do is find an office building, they usually have nice bathrooms. Just walk in like you belong there. Sometimes thay will be locked so you have to be a bit sneaky, hide around the corner and wait for someone to enter and follow them in (only do this if there is more than one stall). There was one time when I was upstate that I could not find a toilet. I had to pee, so I pulled over on the side of the road and started peeing. I then had to fart, bad idea, I shit in my pants. I was wearing sweat pants, it was fucking gross. I jumped in my car and drove to a Mickey Dee's and tried to clean up in the bathroom. As soon as I took my undies off and threw them on the floor the flies were all over them. It was so fucking gross. The end.  Kindest Regards, Your Name | ||||
| Kim | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I can't believe we have a thread dedicated to poop...how fn gross is that...only men would tell stories like that...lol | ||||
| jewdown | posted on 03-16-2001 @ 10:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Come on Kim. There was never a time in your life when you really had to go (pee-pee or poo-poo) and had no choice where? This message was edited by jewdown on 3-16-01 @ 10:16 PM | ||||
| Opie696 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 03-17-2001 @ 11:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I bet Kim does have a story like that Jew, but most woman don't like to talk about personal stuff like that. But we're al friends here,so come on Kim, share with us lol j/k/  "I hate people that don't get it." | ||||
| NJDrunkrone | posted on 03-17-2001 @ 2:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Next time do an upper decker . Take the top off the tank lid and shit in there.  | ||||
| imapervert I want my two dollars! | posted on 03-17-2001 @ 4:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | That's a great fucking idea Drunk One. I'm gonna have to try that. Kindest Regards, Your Name | ||||
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