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| fooguy | posted on 03-30-2002 @ 11:08 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 01  | Fuck my Pregnant Lesbian boss! She decided a year ago she wanted to get pregnant. Fine, what the fuck ever. Except she spent the last nine months making our lives miserable so she could secure her base of power. She makes us jump through hoops and kill ourselves to make her look good so she can get pregnant, go out, and not have anyone worry. FUCK YOU YOUR MULLET-HEADED TWO-FACED LYING POINTY-HAIRED BOSS! And fuck that green-sweater wearing stooge you hired as a middle manager. Fuck his arrogant, pompous, MIT-graduating, interpersonal-skill lacking, corporate-whore existance. If only he knew we knabbed a copy of his '2001 Christmas Family Newsletter' where he told his family that he finally became a Freemason and his wife is a Druid and they're hosting the summer solstice festivel and they took a semester of belly dancing at a local college. I was delighted to no end when I saw his face after he found out he fucked up at our new CEO's speech and he was speaking over the intercom for a couple minutes. And fuck you again for sending the backup on one project to training while the primary was on vacation, so I could drop what I was doing (which was priority 1 - hot hot hot) to work on a tedious request for David Crosby's latest victim because we don't want to give anyone our prescious control! FUCK YOU YOU SOULESS TOOL! Fuck our former director of news relations. I was not sad to see her go since she'd fire her whole department every six months. Good riddens you fat, man-hating oxygen thief. I'm glad you quit because you couldn't get along with the new CEO. I'll take so much pleasure in watching them disassemble your little pet project, the bottomless money-pit it is. And fuck our HR department, who is full of lazy people who don't want to do their job. I hate my fucking health insurance, but you're too busy doing nothing to investigate an alternative. Fuck our finance department for buying a million dollars in software and burning all your fucking vacation time during the implentation. I wish I could take a single fucking day off before July, but I have to keep the pregnant lesbian happy so I can get my whopping 3% raise this year. Fuck your lazy, bean-counting asses. And fuck our Payroll Admin who is the nastiest curmudgeon I've ever met. Get whatever it is out of your ass and die already you idiot! Fuck our marketing department for being full of insane women and panicing about the economy. Our numbers are fine - you are nuts! Fuck them for also stealing one of our employees. Fuck my boss for hiring that asshole in the first place. Go smoke another pack of Marb's you talentless hack! Fuck my job for doing a complete 180 in 12 months - going from the best place I ever worked to the worst place I ever worked. To quote Reese Witherspoon in the movie Freeway: "FUCK ALL Y'ALL!"  "All I every wanted from life was to see Larry Wall give Bill Gates a Perl Necklace." -¿foo? | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-30-2002 @ 11:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | That was just too damn long to read. So, I'm just gonna guess based solely on the title. It's a little late to be posting an FU to Enron.  Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| fooguy | posted on 03-30-2002 @ 11:15 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 01 | If Enron was hiring, I'd leave where I am to go work for them. "All I every wanted from life was to see Larry Wall give Bill Gates a Perl Necklace." -¿foo? | ||||
| BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound. | posted on 03-30-2002 @ 11:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | You lost me at quote: If I have to use a bookmark, your post is too long DEEK! Here's an idea, when you tell a story, have a point, it makes it so much more interesting for the listener. -------------- Mutant Human/Alien crossbreeds=less gooder BIV | ||||
| Squidward | posted on 03-31-2002 @ 3:32 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | I hate to repeat, but too long of a post, but damn, I thought my job sucked. My question is if it's that bad, how come you haven't quit yet? | ||||
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