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hot_panda_love
posted on 04-09-2002 @ 10:10 PM      
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I wanna give a big FU to McDOnalds for never geting my fucking order right. No matter where I am, what state, you always forget my sweet and sour sauce! When you learn how to prepare food, do they teach you selective memory too! :mad:

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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 10:24 PM      
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Ronald McDonald is still my hero!




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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 11:07 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
McDonald's fuckin sucks. I hate the fact I need a damn interpreter to order there.

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posted on 04-09-2002 @ 11:09 PM      
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Ever bring a gun there? They gave me a free happy meal... :-D




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2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

Turk408
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:09 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
While we're at it...FUCK Burger King too...since when do you put mustard on a fuckin burger??? Can someone please explain this one to me?? ANYONE????

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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:16 AM      
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It's McDonald, all their food comes in crates with the label 'put under red light.' You have no right to complain.




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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:28 AM      
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Rock and Roll McDonalds!!!




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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:34 AM      
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that songs sucks. it reminds me of that christmas jingle that horatio sanz does on snl with jimmy fallon, chris kattan, & tracey morgan.



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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 1:50 AM      
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if they mess up your order than why are you still going there?

Subway > all other places.

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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 2:15 AM      
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if you eat at Subway,you dont only get fresh food but you can also lose weight.Jarek eats at Subway and he loses the weight or he really lost the weight cause he has the Aids not Aids Aids,Aids the people who help you workout i have to say when they did the Subway on South Park it sure rocked.


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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 12:34 PM      
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It's fast food. Thats it.
Not good service. Not the right order.
Not CLEAN!
All you get is food, fast.
And sometimes not even that.





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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 2:06 PM      
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quote:

since when do you put mustard on a fuckin burger???

That's actually the norm at McDonald's places outside the greater Metro NY area I believe (except the NYS Thruway). All of the places I've been to other than in that area put mustard on the burgers, which is extemely disgusting.


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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 2:46 PM      
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quote:

cause he has the Aids not Aids Aids,Aids the people who help you workout


If you'd said "Trainers" we could have avoided this whole mess.

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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 2:46 PM      
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you cant go wrong on the $1 menu at mcdonalds.


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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 2:53 PM      
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Since this subject is here, I'd like to give a big FU to McDonald's for the attack of explosive diarrhea I just sprayed all over the office toilet.



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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 3:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Ever bring a gun there? They gave me a free happy meal...



ROFL
Good one!

I was once serving a cop at one of the many restaurants that I've worked at (not McDonalds), and he told me about an experience he had at McDonalds. He said he took his 3-year-old daughter there and she only took a few bites of her burger. Being the parent, he tried to coax her to eat and she said, "but, Daddy, it's crunchy!" After removing the bun, he found a big spot of dirt on the burger, where the employees apparently dropped it on the floor, but decided to serve it any way! So, at least you got clean food....I guess



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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 5:10 PM      
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quote:

you cant go wrong on the $1 menu at mcdonalds.
Yes you can, you're eating McDonalds




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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 7:11 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Its pretty amazing how mother fucking stupid these people are. Today I went to Wendy's and ordered a Coke with No ice. So right in front of me the guy scoops a shit load of ice and fills the cup.

rageparty
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I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 04-10-2002 @ 7:38 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Did somebody say McDonalds?




2002 Crack Committee Objectives:


1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year


2. Hate the Braves with a passion


3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year


4. Mets win World Series!!!

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posted on 04-10-2002 @ 9:06 PM      
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quote:

Its pretty amazing how mother fucking stupid these people are. Today I went to Wendy's and ordered a Coke with No ice. So right in front of me the guy scoops a shit load of ice and fills the cup.

Translation: Go fuck yourself
:-D




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PrincessKill
posted on 04-11-2002 @ 1:19 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Translation: Go fuck yourself





lol pretty much... those guys are so disgruntled

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posted on 04-11-2002 @ 1:30 AM      
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quote:

since when do you put mustard on a fuckin burger???




that is pretty nasty



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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-11-2002 @ 9:17 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
I like mustard on hamburgers. I just never eat McDonald's hamburgers.

You know, if you put onions on your burger, the chemical reactions with the meat and stuff as you digest it is supposed to help prevent some types of cancer. Or, you can put Sweet and Low on it, and get a comparable result.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.




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