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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the fact that he takes the time to shave them and make them all silky smooth for me, but he needs to be more careful with the damn razor. The guy carelessly slices himself up like a fucking mental patient, and then poor me gets his nasty blood in my mouth from his open wounds. So fuck you, fuck your big, smooth, luscious, tasty testes, and fuck your old rusty razor. I can easily find a new playpal, you know.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
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Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 7:59 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
But, I'm not g...

Ahhh, fuck it.





Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
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Austin
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 8:03 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
[homer]Heh Heh Muuullee...[/homer]

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 8:20 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
I swear I didn't use his Mach 3 to trim my bush.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 8:29 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Of course not, Sil, 'cause that would actually be sexy. :-D



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

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Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
Turk408
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 9:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
uhhhh...I'm speechless....

A heavy dose of reality, with a shot of piss and vinegar
I love the kindredbabe, the MamaCaz, the SyKoPaThCHiK, and especially the RF and my little walking Disaster Area!!!!
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 10:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Shaving your balls is 1 step away from gay.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
THE BIV

The Seattle Mariners are now 10 and 3 and have won seven strait.
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 10:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

fuck your big, smooth, luscious, tasty testes
This is as gay as it gets.


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna chat and be bestest of friends.

Sorry, you are not an instant winner. Please try again.


windowlck
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 10:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Remember....you started it...











AIM me






This message was edited by windowlck on 4-14-02 @ 10:25 PM
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
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posted on 04-14-2002 @ 10:36 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Shaving your balls is 1 step away from gay.



Honey, they left gay behind two hundred miles ago....

Huh huh, I said "gay behind"... :rolleyes:


Daddy's Little Girl

WE'RE ARTISTS TOO!
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 10:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Heh, Heh, yeah, gay behind...
huh, huh, fags suck.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
THE BIV

The Seattle Mariners are now 10 and 3 and have won seven strait.
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 10:42 PM      
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My God windowlck, I think I found my new sig pic.


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*board owner*

posted on 04-14-2002 @ 10:52 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Hey windowlck, there's no reason to drag me into their web of homosexuality.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 04-14-2002 @ 11:19 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Hey windowlck, there's no reason to drag me into their web of homosexuality.


its arright froy, it seems like im the only one with the power to turn people to the "other side"

just call me randall.

and window-babes, u forgot the original by urs truly... the one with the heart on the white background...

I Know More Than You Think...

hope you live up to be...what you will...i choose to keep myself free...and the truth is...i always think of you...but you will... think of me... smiling... smiling... -JCS

C'mon Everyone! Let's Sing "Gerbil"!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 12:25 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

fuck your big, smooth, luscious, tasty testes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This is as gay as it gets
Nigga please, you ain't seen nothin' yet.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 04-15-2002 @ 1:53 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Hey windowlck, there's no reason to drag me into their web of homosexuality.


Be happy you're involved with anything having to do with sex at all, pussy boy.






Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
FN Moron
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posted on 04-15-2002 @ 2:04 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Be happy you're involved with anything having to do with sex at all, pussy boy.
ok... you got me... i actually laughed at that one... do it agian & i'll remove the UN-Funny from your status...





...for a week...





IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 4:55 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

ok... you got me... i actually laughed at that one... do it agian & i'll remove the UN-Funny from your status...


Yeah, cuz I'm here to fuckin' entertain you.

Bite me.







Killer Bee
That ain't honey on my pants!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 3:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
ya know...I seriously worry about you guys. A joke's a joke....but more and more...day by day you have to up the ante dont you ?


Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 9:44 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

ya know...I seriously worry about you guys. A joke's a joke....but more and more...day by day you have to up the ante dont you?
You're so cute when you're jealous.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 10:53 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Yeah, cuz I'm here to fuckin' entertain you




no, you are here to entertain me



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
windowlck
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 11:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00







AIM me


Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 1:32 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
you are so talented

how do you do it?



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself



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