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katylina
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posted on 04-15-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
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Fuck you Sarah-- you good for nothing piece of shit twat. How dare you break into my email account and erase it? How fucking stupid can you be? Sharon told you what I am going to do to you when I see you again. This world has no use for fat sweaty hogs like you. You are breathing our precious air and wasting valuable space. Your boyfriend is using you for your money, and openly admits it. Go back to that hick incestuous PA town and fuck your little fat brother. I hope you get raped in the ass by a carrier of the ninja. DIE YOU WASTE OF LIFE DIE! You are the poster child for abortion. Better yet, you are an abortion gone wrong. Just wait until we meet again....


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This message was edited by katylina on 4-15-02 @ 8:49 PM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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posted on 04-15-2002 @ 8:53 PM      
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quote:

you are an abortion gone wrong
"I don't wanna say I was an unwanted child, but I was born with a coat hanger stuck in my head"



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

This message was edited by Ants in My Pants on 4-15-02 @ 9:13 PM
darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
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Kick that fat bitch's ass! (Not that there's anything wrong with fat girls, just the bitches).


Long live the Gonzo sigs! Thanks Amy!
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katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 9:21 PM      
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There is nothing wrong with overweight people unless they are STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLES WITH THEIR BRAINS SHOVED UP THEIR TWATS...


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darthziggy
Isles fan for life
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 10:20 PM      
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My sentiments exactly.


Long live the Gonzo sigs! Thanks Amy!
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Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens!
LET'S GO ISLANDERS
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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 10:52 PM      
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quote:

I hope you get raped in the ass by a carrier of the ninja

::Insert Sephiroth joke... here:: :-D

My money is on Kat to kick this cunt's ass.



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...

This message was edited by The Brain on 4-15-02 @ 10:54 PM
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-15-2002 @ 11:01 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
She goes to my best friend's house on the weekend so I shall keep you updated. First I am going to try to press charges. If that fails then she can say hello to my fist.


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SLASH
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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 12:45 AM      
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I think this whole FU was a ploy for Katylina to debut her new sig pic...



... very nice.





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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 12:52 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Yes.

I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 9:20 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Even big girls need loving too.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

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katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 9:22 AM      
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no... if you look I posted the original one with a different sig pic. :-p This is very real and I am STILL VERY FUCKING PISSED OFF.


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SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

no... if you look I posted the original one with a different sig pic. This is very real and I am STILL VERY FUCKING PISSED OFF.



That was my point. I noticed that you posted with the one you have been using all for all of three days.

Then, all of a sudden in mid-anger you changed sig pics. :confused:



AIM: SmarterChild

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I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



This message was edited by SLASH on 4-16-02 @ 12:15 PM

I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 12:17 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
I'm pretty new to the board, so I may not know the whole history. But you are gonna press charges against some chick for erasing your email account? Don't bother. As Jim Norton says:
"Take your cash and invest in a hammer. A nice blow to the base of the neck will make any gal see it your way."

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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-16-2002 @ 1:51 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
I fucking swear if katy said the world was flat, ziggy would agree with her. Must we go to such lengths to try and get laid????



And now I feel like I'm alive
I don't know how I got so low
These voices in my mind
Tell my it's killing time
It is a thrill I can't describe

katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:00 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
I have a hammer, but I am a teacher, and I don't think it would look to good if I landed myself in jail. :-D Who wouldn't agree that erasing an email account is FUCKED UP?? :mad: And believe me, if someone wants to get laid, they would have to do more than just agree with me.
:mad: They would have to find the fat whore, kick in the door, twist her kitten's head off, and tie her up while they rape her boyfriend in the ass. That, my friend, would get someone laid. ;)


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HeatherS
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I agree with you that erasing an e-mail account is fucked up. I was just wondering where exactly the hick, incestuous town in PA is? I live in PA and am just making sure I am not unknowingly living in such a place! :)



This message was edited by HeatherS on 4-16-02 @ 2:20 PM
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Ohhhhh thanks for clarifying. So i guess all the sex talk with ziggy that goes on in seemingly all the threads you 2 are in together, all the talk of being tied up and all that shit, is you teasing him? That's kind of fucked up, in my humble opinion.



And now I feel like I'm alive
I don't know how I got so low
These voices in my mind
Tell my it's killing time
It is a thrill I can't describe

katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:13 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Ever see the movie, "The House of Yes?" Why that PA quote is just a reference to the movie. Sarah, that twat, always gets mad when we say things about her hometown. Honestly, I can't remember the name of the town, but it's long and hard to pronounce. :-D :-D :-D :-D


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SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:17 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Katylina posted:

I have a hammer, but I am a teacher, and I don't think it would look to good if I landed myself in jail. Who wouldn't agree that erasing an email account is FUCKED UP?? :mad: And believe me, if someone wants to get laid, they would have to do more than just agree with me.
:mad: They would have to find the fat whore, kick in the door, twist her kitten's head off, and tie her up while they rape her boyfriend in the ass. That, my friend, would get someone laid. ;)


quote:

Faceman posted:

Ohhhhh thanks for clarifying. So i guess all the sex talk with ziggy that goes on in seemingly all the threads you 2 are in together, all the talk of being tied up and all that shit, is you teasing him? That's kind of fucked up, in my humble opinion.


Maybe this twat stole her man, and she made up this story to get someone like Ziggy to kill her.

I remember a case like that once, a school teacher or something. She fucked with this younger guys head till he would do ANYTHING for her.

I think that is fucked up!



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?




This message was edited by SLASH on 4-16-02 @ 2:23 PM

katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:20 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
Hey now, what if he's teasing me? I never said Bryan would NOT get laid. Why would I bother sticking up for him if I did not like him a whole lot? But don't worry, we'll let you know exactly what happens when we hang out in May. :-D


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HeatherS
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I live in the Poconos and that description could fit pretty much all the towns around me! LOL :) I have never seen so many people and so few teeth!

katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:23 PM      
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hahaha and go figure-
I am a teacher as well. I guess if the shoefits then kick the shit out of someone repatedly with it until they bleed.


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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
No thanks, if I want to hear a story about a twat and her led by the dick boytoy, I'll just read penthouse



And now I feel like I'm alive
I don't know how I got so low
These voices in my mind
Tell my it's killing time
It is a thrill I can't describe

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:25 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Katylina posted:

But don't worry, we'll let you know exactly what happens when we hang out in May.:-D


Maybe we will read about it in the papers... Ziggy kills twat and gets his dick sucked right before he goes to jail.

Sounds like a Lifetime Television movie.



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-16-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
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don't eat yellow snow


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