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barch97
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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 3:29 PM      
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We’ve all been hearing this stupid ass fucking commercial. But, who the fuck is going into Burger King and “clucking” to get 50cents off a fucking chicken whopper?

I mean… it’s 50 cents off. It’s not like you get a free value meal. Is 50 cents off worth the humiliation?

I wonder if you need to do the “flapping wings” with your thumbs in your armpits. Like the chicken dance at weddings.

And, what about the f-tards that are going into McDonalds and “clucking”? And, all the employees stand there looking at you like you’re a dumbass… While you scream at them:

“GIVE ME MY 50 CENTS OFF!!!”

Anyway, what is really pissing my off is the fuckin’ name. “Chicken Whopper” It looks too similar to “Whopper” on the receipt. So, the genius with the headset takes my order. And, the nimrod that loads up the bag sees “WHPR” and, what does barch get? Yeah, that’s right… I got a fuckin’ beef whopper. And, it’s happened twice.

So FUCK YOU burger king.




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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 3:30 PM      
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i did. 50 cents off is a good deal.


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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 3:32 PM      
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wow just the thought of hybrid clucking makes me all moist

anyway, i agree with you barch FUCK BURGER KING!!!!
but what about those tools who go to taco bell and cluck, i think they should be institutionalized!!!!
why you would eat anything from BK anyway is beyond me, mcdonalds all the way baby!


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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 3:35 PM      
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Was it good, hybrid?

I still haven't been able to get them to actually sell me one even without the 50cents off.
quote:

what about those tools who go to taco bell and cluck, i think they should be institutionalized!!!!
Whoa... slow down.
50cents off on a chicken burrito supreme... now that's worth "clucking" for. :-D



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This message was edited by barch97 on 4-22-02 @ 3:38 PM
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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 3:59 PM      
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quote:

It’s not like you get a free value meal. Is 50 cents off worth the humiliation?


So your pride is worth 5$?

What would you do for a klondike bar?



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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 4:01 PM      
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FU to the lines at Burger King caused by the people clucking for 50 cents off a sandwich.





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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 4:03 PM      
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LMMFAO... :-D

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and, btw... silera, I'd do anything you ask and, it won't even cost you a klondike. ;)



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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 5:16 PM      
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When will you learn, the clucking is for the retards behind the counter to be entertained and clap and jump up and down like a circus monkey.

Also it's kind of sick using animated chickens to sell their product allegedly made of actual chickens.

And McDonalds- AWFUL.




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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 5:36 PM      
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i dont even go to burger king. i prefer the steak grilled stuft burrito at taco bell.


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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 7:03 PM      
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Yeah Burger King does suck, and that You got It! song is sooo annoying. FU To burger king times 2...




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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 7:13 PM      
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Why even fuck with any of them? Subway and the Bell are the only two I can even stand.

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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 7:17 PM      
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why get a chicken whopper when you can get a beef one for about the same price...now that i think about it....mmm chicken.




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posted on 04-22-2002 @ 7:30 PM      
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I think the bigger FU should be that Burger King is trying to play off this Chicken Whopper as being a totally new sandwich....uh hello McFly....its the BK Broiler with a new name...geez! Stupid Marketing gimmick


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posted on 04-23-2002 @ 3:20 AM      
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quote:

All teh funney are belong to Alkey


Finally, somebody realizes it.

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posted on 04-23-2002 @ 9:16 AM      
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Didn't McDonalds have a similar thing along time ago when you could recite the toppings on one of their sandwiches?? My friend had the record to practice. Anyone else remember that???

BK Fish sandwiches are awesome. But you get more fries from McD's. But Subway kicks ass!



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posted on 04-23-2002 @ 10:44 AM      
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Wasn't tht repeating the Big Mac jingle ron ron




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posted on 04-23-2002 @ 10:44 AM      
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Wasn't tht repeating the Big Mac jingle ron ron




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posted on 04-23-2002 @ 10:49 AM      
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BK sucks



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posted on 04-23-2002 @ 10:58 AM      
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posted on 04-23-2002 @ 11:34 AM      
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quote:

Wasn't tht repeating the Big Mac jingle ron ron
Was that what it was? I don't eat the meat there. Just the fish sandwiches.

What would you rather do? Cluck or sing that stupid f'in song.



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posted on 04-23-2002 @ 2:24 PM      
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quote:

What would you rather do? Cluck or sing that stupid f'in song.
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posted on 04-23-2002 @ 2:47 PM      
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McD's had both. The Big Mac ingredients were more recent, but I do remember way back (had to be in the 80s) McD's sent out a flimsy little plastic record in their Sunday flyer. On the record was someone saying the whole menu, fast, in their own little order so it kinda almost but not quite made a song. So if you went in and recited this whole long thing, you got... I dunno, something for free. Not a value meal cause those hadn't been invented yet.

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posted on 04-23-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
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I can't believe i found this:
Visit this Website Then do a find for 1975.
OR Visit this Website if you want to hear Homer single the jingle.

But I can't find what you won if you recited it.

EDIT: Found it.Visit this Website. Second to last paragraph. If you are too lazy to read it, it says if you recited the jingle in 4 seconds or less, the big mac was free!
now it's $.50 off. what a rip off.


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posted on 04-24-2002 @ 2:04 AM      
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Holy shit barch! That's the funniest post i've read all night.. i've been wondering the same everytime i hear "cluck and get 50 cents off" on the commercial... lol :D

i really needed the laugh tonight.. thanks :)

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