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how long do they play out a tie before they call it a day?

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THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, and scmods

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I love it when women get angry - it's so sexy.

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and after i tell them, it all depends i always wind up saying, usually they're about 2 1/2 to 3 hours but you never know

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It's even more sexy when they're clad in PVD or Patent-Leather outfits with thigh-high spike-heeled boots and a whip in hand....sweeeeeeeeet!

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Distance from mound to plate?

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I'm really not a fan of thigh-high spikes. I like open-toe heels or barefoot

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I hate stupid people. Unfortunately, I consider about 60 percent of the human population to be stupid, so that's a bit of weight to carry around. Okay, truth is, I don't hate them, I just find I like it better when they're not around. Realize that the concept of stupid covers a large scope. I consider inconsiderate people stupid. People who get angry over stupid shit are just as stupid as the shit they get angry over. People who don't take the time to think about things -- the world around them, life in general, ways of improving themselves -- yep, they're all stupid in my book. Close-minded people are stupid. People who live their life for the weekend are stupid.

Here's a great example of stupidity in action. I'm at the supermarket, probably buying a case of Oly stubbies and eggplants (we all know why i love eggplants but that is another post.) for night of cheap drinking and sex. Anyway, I get in line at the express lane. Some guy or lady in front of me (there doesn't seem to be any particular gender to stupidity) unloads their cart onto the counter, and leaves it behind them. They pay for the groceries and head out, leaving an empty cart in my way, which I have to move before I can even reach the counter. Stupid stupid stupid! What? These people think their cart takes care of itself? They forgot that they had a cart? Or are they just trying to piss me off? (in which case, maybe they aren't as stupid as I think, because if that's what they were trying to do...)

People who have to have a girlfriend or a boyfriend to make them a whole person are stupid, in my book (hmm, maybe THAT'S why I'm single or could be the fact i am a sick and twisted fuck with weird seuxal prefernces or maybe cause i'm a fat ugly loser.). Actually, some would probably call this co- dependency, but I call it stupid. There's nothing wrong with relationships, but I've seen so many people who get depressed simply because they don't have a body to be with, it just makes me wonder. Why aren't these people doing something with themselves? Do they really have so much time on their hands that they can spend all day wishing they had something that would probably turn sour on them anyway, since they obviously think so little of themselves that they need someone else to make them whole? (Was that convoluted enough for you?)

People who go to college to get a degree are stupid. People who go to college to learn are not. I couldn't believe, in my 4 years at college the number of people who were there that hated school. What!? What the fuck were they doing wasting my time by filling up classes that I wanted to take when they didn't really want to be there? I use to give speeches in any class that I got a chance to (and, since I am such a great speaker and i have such great ideas that was a lot) about how people who were in school just to get a piece of paper saying they graduated should drop out right then. I can only hope it worked on a few of them.

People who flip other people off while driving are stupid. Some of you might think this is punk. You are stupid. Even if the person you flipped off did something stupid to make you angry, there is no reason to flip them off. Here's the way I figure it. The person who screwed up, maybe cut you off or something, probably didn't do it intentionally. They probably are just stupid. Do they deserve to be flipped off, merely for being stupid? I don't think so. Your middle finger might ruin their whole day. It makes you just as stupid as them.

As someone who isn't stupid, but who still occasionally gets flipped off while driving (because I piss off the stupid people by maneuvering my car in such a way that they can't pull their stupid little driving maneuvers), I have a simple remedy to the middle finger situation. When someone gives me the bird, I blow them a kiss -- especially if they are male and are in a big truck which could easily crush my wimpy eagle. I pucker up, put my hand to my face, and blow a big old smoocheroo their way. You gotta love how stupid people are homophobic. It drives them nuts! I've almost been run off the road before because of such a simple little act. imagine if i pulled out my schmekel and started rubbing one out? I figure that, since they gave me the middle finger and tried to ruin my day, I might as well turn the tables on them -- and they're stupid enough to fall for it. Try it -- it's fun and it's easy!

I also think that there are a lot of stupid people in music. Luckily, however, there are also a lot of smart ones. In rock, there doesn't seem to be much of a middle ground. Either someone is really stupid, or they are really smart. I think, however, that rock in general has more smart people than society at large. I for one do not like people like Fred Durst and i love people like eminem, enough about talking about your fuckin pussy problems and rollin wit yo bitches and poppin caps in nigga's asses for mackin to your ho's these are not real problems. Fred Durst should suck my balls after a nice sweaty bike ride in the sun fuckin faggot. Eminem is out there to say what people wanna say but don't have the balls to say he is a skinny white prick with lot's of hate and he isn't afraid to say it and i love that. Any man who can insult puffy, britney spears, n'sync and reverand jessie jackson in one song is my hero.

All the smart punks are putting out playing in bands, doing punk rock radio shows, and generally being creative or doing something to help their community. All the stupid ones are paying their five to ten bucks to be entertained -- and that's all they do. Now, that's not to say that their aren't stupid bands because they aren't that hard to find. They are either being put out by smart people who have misdirected their energy into something stupid, or by stupid people who have somehow managed to get their shit together enough to put something together.

Also i extremely hate lazy people who sit on their asses, (yes you i am fuckin talking to you) and they expect from bitching and moaning about their problems they will be magically solved. These are the same people that buy electric can openers cause they are too fuckin lazy to use their wrists and people who buy microwavable dinners cause they are too fuckin lazy. You know them when they walk into a room you cringe cause you know no matter how much fun you are having, they will depress you to the point of you wanting to slit your wrists. Ohh my g/f left me i can't get laid i can't do this i can't make friends blah blah go slip in a pile of shit and piss and brreak your face on the way down. Get a fuckin sense of humor and a personality jackass then maybe you won't be so bitter. Yeah that's what a person wants in a friend a walking suicide case with the fun factor of ben stein at a deaf/mute convention.

If you take me being a kid toucher literally or if you assume what i mean without full knowlege of who i am or speaking to me then you should lick my sweaty taint after i shit on your grandmothers rotted out corpse.

Do I consider myself smart? Yeah, sure, most of the time, otherwise why would I be writing this. But here's an idea -- even smart people are stupid every once in awhile, but the majority of people are stupid the majority of the time, and the stupid people are rarely ever smart.

So, do I consider you stupid or smart? I don't know. Take a look at yourself and make that judgement. (hint: if you think I'm talking about you specifically in the above rant, you are most definitely stupid).

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You should just hang up on these Fucking Assholes that ask those types of quetions.

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THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, and scmods

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Nothing says "fuck me hard" like black PVC

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i love when its raining and they ask if the game is still on, i say yes. then they ask me how fucking long the rain delay will be, or how long they would wait before they call the game

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How long is this thread gonna last?

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