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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU to my Vag | ||||
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| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:09 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02  | You fucking Cunt. I hate you and everything about you. High maintenance bitch you get everything you need and more. All I do is care for you, pamper you. When you’re horny, don’t I take time out of my busy day to masturbate whereever I may be? I wash you, and trim you, make sure you smell and taste good. I keep out unwanted intruders. Only the best for you… Victoria’s Secret and DKNY panties, the latest and best that hygiene products have to offer. Whenever I’m shopping I think of you. I could spend hours in the pharmacy picking up little gifts … the Mach 3, FDS, the shower massage. In return, what do I get? Nothing… heartache and disappointment. Ungrateful twat. When someone finally decides to visit you, after all the primping and fuss, you get sick. Why do I bother with you? Why do I waste my time? You better shape up or ship out missy. This is the last chance for you. I will not stand for it anymore! Do you understand? You can say goodbye to the Brazilian waxes, adios to the hot OB/GYN you like so much. Keep it up and no more mint bubble baths for you. I’ve been here, through the good and the bad, the thick and the thin, bending over backwards (literally) for you. We’ve had some tough times, we’ve been through dry spells and I’ve always looked out for you. Always tended to you. I need some fucking cooperation goddamit. I can’t keep doing it alone. I am tired of this one sided relationship and I am not going to take it anymore. Pull something like that again and I am taking you down, I will take you down to Chinatown. I swear I will. Don’t test me Cunt.  Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| I swear it was this big Tussle King | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | If you are tired of caring for it, let me be the first to offer my services. I will hug it and pet it and play with it all day. Anything to help a beautiful woman in distress. :-D ___________________________________________________________________ I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list. Sig pic coming soon...kinda soon... | ||||
| RonRon5477 | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | What did your vag do that was so wrong? Burp up blood while someone was muff diving?
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| goatweed I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote:That is absolutely sexy - NICE!!! I love mint :-D :-D Maybe my wife and you should get together and compare notes, etc. - maybe she can offer you a few new ideas to try and help you out ;) quote:The perfect image to take with me on my lunch hour...  You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.
This message was edited by goatweed on 5-2-02 @ 1:22 PM | ||||
| usagirl21 | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:21 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01 | Yeast infection? Period? what did it get sick with? Did she just dry up? I am so curious now :confused: *****************************  Yes, the WOW was ms-painted on | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | Before you spring for the operation...quote: ...maybe your vag should meet my dick.  | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | You've been spending WAY too much time with alkey Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Danked Dankarella! | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Ewwwwww.... one lip isn't larger than the other, is it? I've heard that shit's contagious. | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | They're even. I'll show you later... meet me in the grow room at 8 pm (When HE'S not around. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | oh silly, guys will never understand, but i know just how you feel. it's like you try your best to please it & what happens, it complains & then wants to be left alone for a while. not cool. & when ever you try to take it on vacation, it cries the whole time you are away. can't take it anywhere. oversensitive cunt. ps: slut :-p  | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 3:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | [yells at Silly's crotch] Bad Toto.....BAD BAD BAD Toto..... As I look out my window watching the tornadoes and hurricanes pass, and rain falls from the top of skyscrapers, I warm food in my microwave as it ZAPS the tomatoes warm The tomatoes are effable, wouldn't you say? | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 3:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:  | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 6:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | FUCK SILERA'S VAG! you were all thinking it... | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 7:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | ha,ants made teh funny !!!!11 | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 8:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | *warn* | ||||
| Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 8:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I cant speak forever one... but nope  Master of the Cold.... | ||||
| silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too! | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 8:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: So you were thinking about fucking me in the ass?!? Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 9:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: OK terrific :-p hoo hoo hoo :rolleyes: | ||||
| Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 05-02-2002 @ 11:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Hmmmm maybe ;) Master of the Cold.... | ||||
| I swear it was this big Tussle King | posted on 05-03-2002 @ 9:12 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: Isn't everyone thinking about that? ___________________________________________________________________ I'm bigger than the Devil combined with Schindler's list. Sig pic coming soon...kinda soon... | ||||
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