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F the S out of her A
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 11:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I was drinking heavily at a party and my ramblings (me, ramble?) led to the topic of how I do not cook very well, culminating with me explaining that I put the spice paprika on everything.

How could this lead to a girl storming out of a room? Wait, I'l tell you (as quickly as I can):

I did not know that paprika is a spice from Hungary, much less that my thin-skinned conversation partner (or opponent) was from Hungary as well, and when she claimed paprika for herself (she really did this), I felt the only way for me to issue a rebuttal was to stand up and announce to a houseful of people what she had just said to me. I yelled at the top of my lungs, "(Dumbcunt) has claimed paprika!"

I then sat down, satisfied with my subatomic solution when she stormed out, only to make several passes later, swinging her hair over her shoulder and looking at the ground like Monica Lewinsky amid a crush of photographers.

Something made me think of Eric Roberts in "Pope of Greenwich Village," when he's telling Mickey Rourke how to slap a woman around, finishing with something like, "...so when she walks out, she stares at the fucking floor."

Anyway, despite the enjoyment I had retelling the story to everyone at the party, I never got to scream at her "FUCK YOU, DUMBCUNT! GET OVER YOUR FUCKING SELF! LIFE SUCKS--GET A FUCKING HELMET!"

So I did it here.
:-p

Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system
rageparty
123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again
I also have an imaginary girlfriend.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 11:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Hungary has beaches? ;)




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1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year

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2. Hate the Braves with a passion

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3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year

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4. Mets win World Series!!!

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5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees

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BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 11:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
:confused:


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 22 and 9
Hey Yankees, can you say sweep?
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posted on 05-05-2002 @ 11:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01



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I often find my opinions stick out like an erection in a lesbian bar.
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 11:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02



Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 22 and 9
Hey Yankees, can you say sweep?
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-05-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02



Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 22 and 9
Hey Yankees, can you say sweep?
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 12:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02



Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 22 and 9
Hey Yankees, can you say sweep?
crx girl
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ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 4:09 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i own paprika, so?

in belgium they have potato chips in two flavours: plain(salted) or paprika. i prefer the latter, they're quite yummy



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posted on 05-06-2002 @ 9:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02




At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley
FirstTime LongTime
posted on 05-06-2002 @ 9:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02




At the end of the day or at the end of the party, when everyone goes home, you're stuck with yourself. - Layne Staley
F the S out of her A
posted on 05-25-2002 @ 3:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Belated thanks for the paprika pics.

Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system



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