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| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 05-11-2002 @ 4:04 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00  | Warning this post is pretty long. Get a beer or some coffee. Note:my roomate's ID has been changed to protect the ignorant. Plus there is no personal info. I dont blow that low. Roomate fun OR when roomates attack. Personally most of you dont care about my life. But when you have snotty liberal from Cailifornia as your roomate (Note: I'm pretty politically neutral, if there is such a thing. No offense except to him) who thinks he can choose the best interests in your life and talks about things he doesnt know about , you are seriously are going to get OWNED After i moved out on tuesday. (With out saying a word or even acknowledging him) So his "im mighter than thou" ass decides to email me yesterday with the subject. "Hey dipshit". His letter alone is comedy gold. For those who know me i'm NOT what he decribed me in the letter. (more info in coming up in my bio) I'm a intelligent person. I have a big vocab and im caring about others...most of the time. Hehehe. ;) So with out further ado. I present probally the best entry to my website (in its 2 month history, anyway) Justin, I had to check out your site knowing that as soon as you were out of the vicinity that you would start with your grandious bantering. As for not wanting it with you, take your shots while you have the opportunity. The sad part about having a website as your sounding board is that you never have the opportunity to directly confront the people you despise. You may write as many self affiriming diatribes as you please; they make no difference. You are an insignificant person with equally insiginificant views. Do I know anything about Christina? No. Do I care? No. She is as insignificant a person as you. You may defend her all you please but the fact still remains that you are both concomitant personalities. You are both socially inept maladroits that are either deemed crazy and/or belittled by all in your surroundings. (Note: Christina is a very good friend of mine, I get very defensive when anyone messes with her) My response: Wow, you impressed me using big words. Like i havent seen that anymore. Leave her alone she's a great girl. She works her ass off in school, its just that's she in a period of discovery. Who could blame her. And dont take Lentsite seriously. Its just a meaningless blog that happens to have some people reading. (surprisingly) You have some serious psychological problems and social inadequacies.. If anything you should be thanking me for defending you as everybody that knew you had nothing nice to say. Most of the residents thought you were retarded were one of SJU's handicapped workers (go ahead, pick a name), and the poster boy for the next Columnbine (this is just too easy). Sadly, most people had nicknames for you such as: Dopey, and The Retard. My Response: Me being retard? Wow i'm so hurt. Columbine case? Buddy, you really dont know me. All this pyschobabble isnt going to do me much. I have a plan to get back to my prominence and i dont need your shrink like ways to help me. Really. I really dont care about people who i never really knew talk about me like that. If they step in my shoes they'd know. C'mon dont paint me as Mike Tyson. As for the pornography, as a guy, a certain amount is acceptable, but your obcession crosses the boundaries of decentcy. My Response: And for the past few weeks i didnt really look at porn anyway. So dont say i'm obsessed. There are people who are worse than me trust me. Dont worry. I can tell what is fake, thank you very much. Keeping yourself cooped up around a computer all day is no way to live. It ultimately lead to your poor academic performance, inability to focus, chronic tardiness, family problems, and unemployment. Spread out........starting living in the real world. My response: Ha, ha. I'll admit i spend a lot of time on the computer. But i love talking to people in real life as much as anyone. Once again you make another fucking assumption. Just because i'm on message boards a lot doesnt mean i'm an loser who never gets out. Not everything i do involves the boards. Infact last night i had a bunch of NON-message boards friends watch scarface last night at my house. So stop making fucking assumptions, it really makes you look like an ass. You claim to be rational. You are not. You calim to be responsible. You are not. I cannot positively establish a character quality beyond your complete oblivoiusness. My response: Give me a break. You really dont know me well. Talk to my friends and they'll tell you what a good person I am. I dont need to associate with the ambercromibe wearing crowd at SJU to feel popular. My friends are "deivants" (yes a big word) and i love it. I dont need fake people around me, they are them selves and i love it! So do your self a favor and stop acting like you know everything, its really fake in itself. Dont EVER underestimate me. How I kept from physically harming you is beyond me. I am not a violent person but your complete lack of regard for another person's well-being is simply astonishing. My response: Listen, I'd destroy you given the chance. I dont fight but if you threaten me, I'll defend myself. You claim to be a intelligent person but you use that to belittle people(Christina, etc) and make them feel bad. I have a big vocab myself, but do i go out and use it impress people? Nope. I dont need show that i'm intelligent. I was once like this and people find it REALLY annoying. You think you know everything, but you really dont. You are only 21 years old, you havent done everything yet so dont act like you have! About me, I dont give a fuck about anyone who talks about me. Whats strange until the end you couldnt say it in my face. At least have some fucking balls. As for everyone else, that's what they "percieve". Once again dont judge a book by its cover, i live a dymanic life, its just this year i fucked up. And i have the common sense and audacity to admit that. You are disgusting, ignorant and paranoid. My response: Why thank you. You are condescending, intimidating and overall irritating when ever you go off on your "whiney liberal" rants. (I got that from the brillant Jim Norton, i'm in the middle of the road for politics anyway. All of them a professional liars who are only in it for themselves) I hope to never see you again because I am torn between feeling great amounts of pity and an overbearing proclivity toward beating you merclislly for all of the obstructions you placed in my life. My response: What obstructions? I used headphones! In the start i was cleaning, and actually giving a shit, but you know what if other people walk over me by taking stuff without permission, and even stealing stuff. But NOOO, now everyone had to suffer. (Note: midpoint in the year I decided not to clean anymore since an unkwown suitemate drank my beer without asking me. I cleaned only when it was necessary.) I dont care if you didnt do it, but NEVER walk over me. If that scumbag didnt drink my beer, this all wouldn't have never happend. Also mind your fucking business. I dont go out and comment about your life. I could care less what you do. Let us be honest now: I know I could hurt you. I am trained and capable; all of these things you know. My response: Nope, roller hockey doesn't train you to fight. Common Sense does. I can paralyze you, trust me. I know that you are afraid of me, I can see it in your face every time I am forced to harague you over one of your many foibles. My response: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was sooo lame! Where did you get that from? I know that you cannot fight My response: And they said Billy Staples (from the Ron and Fez show here in New York, a very out of shape person who had his stomach staples, hence the name Billy "staples", he beat a highly trained listener who had a grudge with him at a amatuer boxing match set up by the radio. I saw him win in person. Dont ever judge a book by its cover.) couldn't, but kicked that ass of a highly trained person at the big ass night of fights. Its all in the mind. You are by far the most uncoordinated person on the face of the earth. I only hope that you never inceanse me into a physical confrontation so stop before you are forced to pay the dividends of your ignorance. My response: Oh more big words. Please do something with your energy like WRITING A FUCKING BOOK or a paper, you are good at those. Maybe someone will care about your bleeding heart liberal views. (once again i'm indpedent so dont even label me conservative) I hope to God that you can change for the better instead of being a momma's boy your whole life. I understand that you may have problems, in fact I know you do, but grow up My response: Mamma's boy? I'm not even going to waste my time on this one. Oh I will, i have a job interview today. w00t! (note i've been raised by a single mother all my life, you can call me names and what not about everything else. BUT DONT FUCK WITH MY MOTHER That will have you ending up in the east river (of NYC).) Remember. Dont judge a book by its cover. Dont judge a book by its cover. Dont judge a book by its cover. Dont judge a book by its cover. Dont judge a book by its cover. Dont judge a book by its cover. Dont judge a book by its cover. Dont judge a book by its cover. Dont judge a book by its cover. Dont judge a book by its cover. Post Script: If you are ever in trouble or need assitance of any kind I would be more than happy to assist you in any way possible. Feel free to write or call if there ever comes a time when you need guidence. sigh, again my response: Nope. I dont. Wait for next year, its going to better than ever. Trust me on this. I believe its called P.S (so i dont act like i know everything unlike you) Your girlfriend is an annyoing twit. Did you deliberately get someone that dumb just to make you feel good. I know i wouldnt.... You just got OWNED! Ahh another good piece for lentsite.com. Maybe i'll post this on SA, too Which brings me to this point. I replied to him and he sent me this message. Consider it if you will. Justin, Thank you for replying to my comments. The verbal jousting was enjoyable. To say the least, I am impressed. me again: Shut the fuck up! I need not to impress anyone with comprehensive vocab to belittle people. I just state facts. After reading your comments I can see that you are oblivious in every sense of the word. Rather than being frustrated by your antics, in retrospect, they just make me laugh. Your lifestyle, etc..........all quite funny No further comment. This reponse makes me laugh even more. Me, liberal? That is a new one. After all, I do not rely on the New York Post to spoon feed me information. me, sigh, again. DUMBASS, I HEAVILY READ THE NEW YORK FUCKING DAILY NEWS! That paper is very neutral i might add. Its is the best paper IMHO. I just read the post for gossip. :) I loved your comments on defensive prowess. I apologize for threatening you with physical violence. Technically, if I were to harm you it would be a felony (assault with a deadly weapon as I am a black belt in Goju Ryu and Aikido. Me again: Funny, people with black belts usuallyshut the fuck up and not threaten anyone at all with physical violence. If you hated me that and were annoyed by my actions THAT much you should of at least talked to an RA and not talk behind like a civilized person would. But NOOO, you had to flex your intellectual muscles. You ate shit(hit the ground) going down the stairs at the rangers game. I will let that stand on it's own merits. Enough with the foolishness. I need not give examples to prove my abilities. Me again: I once had one of my fingers bent in a 90 degree angle. That was nothing my friend. Seriously though, you do need to take better care of yourself. I had told you on many occasions so please refrain from playing the idiot. I spent most of the year trying to be kind as to not shatter your fragile ego. Yes, I did see you crying after 9-11. After all, it is "your city," even though you live in Long Guyland. me getting just pissed off now: HOLD ON. First of all I didnt cry at all during 9-11. Yes i was depressed as fuck, who wasnt. And how dare you mock my love for NYC. Yes i do live in the burbs, but so do many others who love this city as much. Try saying that shit on opieanthony.com or ronfez.net places with a HEAVY NYC area userbase, they'd serious harm you...really. Let's not mention when you were fighting tears after Mike/William drank your beer. Boohoo. After hearing the conversations you had with your mother, what else could I call you but a momma's boy? Hold on, not once i cried this year. I was honestly close to it, but i did not. Once again you have your facts WRONG. Oh boy, comments on my girl? Seriously now. She is not going to one of the top twenty-five universities in the country out of sheer luck. She is going to be better off than either one of us and I know I have a distinct advantage over you, thus your argument is a mute point. No need for supplementary attack........after all, look at your friends. Tell your buddy Rob to go fuck himself. Maybe it is a Long Island thing.......... C'mon HEARING her makes me wanna slit my wrists. She's a dumb bitch. Admit it. And going to UCLA doesnt make her automatically a great person. All that matters is who she sleeps with to get ahead in life. *i dropped a bomb like funk flex would, oooh!!* And dont fault rob, maybe you are used to the smell of arrogance that you have. That's why you cant stand either of us. Best of Luck in all your endeavors, My pussy ass roomate. PS (Does this meet your approval?) True intelligence is knowing where to put your words and when to refrain from detrimental actions. Maybe we will talk when I return to New York, though truthfully I believe you to be a lost cause. I think you should look into your family issues........ the absence of a father figure and a domineering mother have greatly affected your views on life and relations to others. Do not bother replying, I will not read it. me again: You should, what ever you say will be on LENTSITE.com and almost all the message boards i'm in. Christina will see it, so will Jean and many others. What a waste of human sperm you are. I consider you EXCOMMUNICATED. You dont exist to me. Thank you for being a roomate with lent, have a nice day. For those out there who are going to college or are in college. YOUR ROOMATES WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIENDS Nuff said. - AIM:lentnyc | ||||
| Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 05-11-2002 @ 4:22 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I say when roomates attack. You told him, way to go.  Master of the Cold.... | ||||
| Paper Boy I want my two dollars! | posted on 05-11-2002 @ 8:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | You are one fucked up cat. | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 05-11-2002 @ 8:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | You inspire hatred better than any other person I've ever met or read about. I am envious and in awe. Congratulations.  | ||||
| NAMBLA Prez G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kid Touching Corps | posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | You ever notice that "intellectuals" like this faggot cant go too long without throwing out the old "I am trained and could kick your ass"? Hey if this guy is so smart, why Jamica Queens? Why not New Haven or Harvard? Right, youre from Cali, the fake state. Where everyone is fucking prophet and a huge lexicon makes you a intellectual. Fuck this queer, Lent. You did good fucking with him. Before moving out, steal or breaking as much of his shit as you can. Give the AF wearing fag something to talk about when he gets home from "slumming it." Fucking little unheard nothing. Thanks for the pic, Sephiroth "Gimmy the bat, faggit" "I AM ZEROMUS. I AM THE HATRED!" Graduated from the ShinRa Inc. Newbie School Sanction where Sephiroth brought me in and made me what I am. We miss you. | ||||
| Ferret | posted on 05-14-2002 @ 2:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Didn't you have a job to go to or something while writing all that? I was going to make an intelligent point, but my head exploded halfway through.  | ||||
| Mr. Croup | posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:09 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02 | Hit him right below the ear with a pipe. Let's see his training help him then. FUCK HIM! LONG ISLAND IS THE SHIT! | ||||
...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE. | posted on 05-14-2002 @ 3:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | Why don't you just quit your roomate...then again, if history is any barometer, you'll just come crawling back to him within a week anyway. I'm only laughing on the outside My smile is just skin deep If you could see inside I'm really crying You might join me for a weep. | ||||
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