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Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 4:55 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	I hate you. Am I not good to you? Why must you taunt me and torture me with your temperamental moody attitude? I try so hard to please you and you continue to fuck with me. Sometimes I want to reach in and rip every shred of you out of me. You suck. You make me miserable and ruin my days and nights. You've destroyed too many plans and fucked up too many good times. I hate you.

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 5:16 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	it is written that if thy organ offendeth thou, thou must pluck it out. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Sunday May 12- CBS: Max Bickford, 9- Double Jeopardy...NBC: Weakest Link, LA Law movie...FOX: 7- King of the Hill hour, 8- Simpsons, Malcolm, X-Files...ABC: 7- Dinotopia, ALIAS SEASON FINALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...UPN: Buffy, Practice...WB: 7-- Step Mom, 9:30- JKX...SCIFI: 9- Running Man... IkeaBoy's TV Picks of the Day: ABC 9- Alias: The Season Finale of one of the best shows of the new season. Cartoon Network 11:30- The Brak Show New Episode. It's Mother fucking brak mother fuckers. He's cooler than any of else can ever hope to be.

slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 8:55 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Serves you right. You go around swallowing man batter from 53 guys in two days, you are bound to get the indigdestion, hell lord knows how many communicable diseases you've picked up. I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit! AIM

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 10:29 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	yea, the stomach isnt made to handle that much semen. "Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon thatâ€™s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee JYD-4-LIFE

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 10:59 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Is one side bigger than the other? I hear that shit is contagi... ah, forget it... KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Cunt-Twat No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids. I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 11:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: I hate you. Am I not good to you? Why must you taunt me and torture me with your temperamental moody attitude? I try so hard to please you and you continue to fuck with me. Sometimes I want to reach in and rip every shred of you out of me. You suck. You make me miserable and ruin my days and nights. You've destroyed too many plans and fucked up too many good times. I hate you. that's not nice to say about alkey... :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) LETS GO METS, 2002!!

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 12:44 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	People to kill: 1. Slackjaw 2. Hybrid 3. Danked 4. Cunt-Twat I hate you all (except for Ikea, I'll let him live). *JYD4Life... get at me dog...*

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 12:55 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	Hoo hoo. Hit lists have been done to death around here. Look at that! I made a witty pun! KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 12:59 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	ArpiInMyPants? JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF! My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 1:36 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: ArpiInMyPants? Stop trying to turn me on, it won't make me feel any better. *JYD4Life... get at me dog...*

fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 1:42 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	eat some grass...that sometimes makes dogs feel better JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF! My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out! this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesnâ€™t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but theyâ€™ll continue singing it forever just because

Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 2:22 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01	quote: I try so hard to please you and you continue to fuck me I thought thats what you wanted Alkey to do to you? LETâ€™S GO YANKEES!!!!! E-Mail Me Bitch about my posts Click me!!!11

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 3:50 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	It might not all be semen, what about all those dirtey sanchezes you gave Alkey? Shit might have filled up your stomach and it's real pissed off at you... Shit Happens 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: :-P 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year :) 2. Hate the Braves with a passion :confused: 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year :-D 4. Mets win World Series!!! :-D 5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees :)

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 4:03 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	(Insert another gay Alkey love joke here.) Ha ha! Take that! KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 6:19 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Ask Alkey to "pump" it for you! What a fag that guy is... WOWOr Barch will kill us all!*JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!* It was LARGE, I swear.

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 6:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	That's all I've got. It's all you now. KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Living Legend WankTruster What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then: Living Legend=Faggot	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 7:53 PM
Psychopath Registered: Apr. 02	quote: Ask Alkey to "pump" it for you! Holy S Alkey, he got you. "Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture." E-Mail/AIM

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 7:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	I feel better now, thank you all for your concern and well wishes. I love you all with all of my heart. MUAH. *JYD4Life... get at me dog...*

Danked Dankarella!	posted on 05-12-2002 @ 8:00 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 05-13-2002 @ 12:52 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	:) Have a nice day Master of the Cold....

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-13-2002 @ 1:38 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	I can't believe you've been here so long. It is truly a sin. WOWOr Barch will kill us all!*JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!* It was LARGE, I swear.

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 05-13-2002 @ 1:49 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	quote: I can't believe you've been here so long. It is truly a sin. I love you too. *JYD4Life... get at me dog...*

Mangino I live... again.	posted on 05-13-2002 @ 1:55 AM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	awwwww.....you 2 are so cute to each other! Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!! Beware my posts....I might be banned again!

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