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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: FU to PA
Unicron
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 1:27 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Fuck Pennsylvania. It Sucks.


all things are equal in the end

I'd Rather Be An Outcast
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 1:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Oh yeah. Blow me. Now you suck.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Unicron
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 1:48 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Hey, Philly ain't to bad, but Pennsylvania, as a whole, sucks sweaty moose balls.


all things are equal in the end

I'd Rather Be An Outcast
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 2:02 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
So name a state that's better. Every state in this country is 99% full of fields, cows and barns. And that's just the states that are lucky enough to have a major city in them. One thing we have up on these other states is our shitty liquor or "blue" laws. It sucks having to go to Roger Wilco's (in Jersey) on a Sunday for a keg.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 2:10 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
If any reigon needs hating, its the whole region of New England.



Email
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Unicron
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 2:26 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
I'll agree with that. I never said PA was the worse state, by far it's better than most, i just miss Jersey and the NYC area.


OUTCAST

I'd Rather Be An Outcast
AwesomeWhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 2:50 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
SKULLCRUSH PENNSYLVANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The time is short, time, that's all right
Maybe I'll go out in the middle of the night,
And take your hand, look in your eyes, my love
All good things must come to an end sometime


diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 2:55 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

i just miss Jersey and the NYC area

Now you're just being silly.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Whackbag... LMMFBOATBDTHTWSF!!!!


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 9:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

SKULLCRUSH (insert anything here)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i missed that phrase...



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 10:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Fuck Pennsylvania


What other state on your list that you hate.


Master of the Cold....
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 10:57 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

What other state on your list that you hate.
What the fuck does that mean?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 11:56 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

What the fuck does that mean?
Haha, Barch doesn't understand terrorist lingo.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
BigHummer
posted on 05-18-2002 @ 12:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
A man woke up one morning in a far off land..
He looked in the mirror in his small bathroom and said to himself..
"I wonder if I could find somewhere I can loose most of my teeth..fondle my sisters and pets..and watch TV on my front steps"
As the story goes..it is said a message apeared in his cloudy mirror... "PENNSYVAINIA"


This moose was part of a flock..sadly it WAS SHOT IN THE FACE AND DIED


This message was edited by BigHummer on 5-18-02 @ 1:18 PM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 05-18-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Unicron's fairy job mother failed him.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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Unicron
posted on 05-18-2002 @ 8:00 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Ikea, i hate those God f'ing commercials. Seeing some fat bastard in a tutu prancing and frolicing around PA saying "Get a job here, not the west coast" and slapping some poor shmuck 20 fucking times is NOT going to convince me to stay in fucking Pennsylvania for a fucking job!


OUTCAST

I'd Rather Be An Outcast
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 05-18-2002 @ 8:20 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Haha, Barch doesn't understand terrorist lingo.
No, really. What language was that?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
The more things change...
The more they stay the same.

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 05-18-2002 @ 9:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Seeing some fat bastard in a tutu prancing and frolicing around PA saying "Get a job here, not the west coast" and slapping some poor shmuck 20 fucking times is NOT going to convince me to stay in fucking Pennsylvania for a fucking job!



I dunno...makes me pretty fuckin' homesick. :(
quote:

fondle my sisters and pets



Cousins and farm animals, sweetheart... except in Perry County; there anything with an orifice is fair game.


Daddy's Little Girl
I often find my opinions stick out like an erection in a lesbian bar.
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 2:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

terrorist lingo


Ugh, unfunny >:o


Master of the Cold....
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:29 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"





I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 3:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

terrorist lingo
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ugh, unfunny
Maybe, but THIS is really funny...
quote:

Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)





JYD4Life... get at me dog...
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-19-2002 @ 4:22 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

Ugh, unfunny >:o


Unfunney

You wish you could fly your plane don't you
Make him feel unfunny too
You told him he was beautiful
And he was only mean to you
Look into the mirror who's inside there
The one with the round beard
Same old you again today (yeah)

Your outsides look cruel
You sound like a fool
Everytime you think you're through
Alkey follows you
You've tried different ways
But it's all the same
At the end of the day
You have yourself to blame
You're just trippin

Chorus:
You can trim your beard but it'll just grow
You can pick your nose in the window
You can buy all the green cards
That INS can make
And if you had a thought inside you
Learn how to spell to
Be in the position to decide who is
So damn unfunney
He makes you feel unfunney too

Never feel secure when I'm around you
Now I'm plain frightened
Used to be so fun to me
But you've given me the willies
Why do you say all these things
That sound so crappy
Maybe get rid of you
And then get back to me (hey)

Your outsides look cruel
You sound like a fool
Everytime you think you're through
Alkey follows you
You've tried different ways
But it's all the same
At the end of the day
You have yourself to blame
You're just trippin

Chorus

Chorus

Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh (oh)
Oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh (oh)

Chorus

Chorus





Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??





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